# I’m the designated driver.

**Published by:** [tcha](https://paragraph.com/@tcha/)
**Published on:** 2022-05-02
**URL:** https://paragraph.com/@tcha/i-m-the-designated-driver

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Your names were crossed off the list. I have a friend whose father is the captain of a big ship. You ever make to-do lists and put a few things on there you’ve already done. He is trying to imitate the speaker's pronunciation. It's really big.

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