# The Rug

> Web3's mostly credible news source. We take money, seriously.

## Recent Posts

- [SBF Sent to Jail for Punchable Face Violation](https://paragraph.com/@therug/sbf-sent-to-jail-for-punchable-face-violation)
- [Petty Thugs Look for Curve CEO](https://paragraph.com/@therug/petty-thugs-look-for-curve-ceo)
- [Twitter Rebrands to “X” Commemorating Drop to 10th Best Social Media Platform](https://paragraph.com/@therug/twitter-rebrands-to-x-commemorating-drop-to-10th-best-social-media-platform)
- [Crypto Newbies Tired of Hearing About "Good Ol' Days" from Guy Who Got in Two Years Ago
](https://paragraph.com/@therug/crypto-newbies-tired-of-hearing-about-good-ol-days-from-guy-who-got-in-two-years-ago)
- [Mom Thinks It’s Nice That You Do That Computer Money Stuff](https://paragraph.com/@therug/mom-thinks-it-s-nice-that-you-do-that-computer-money-stuff)
- [MicroStrategy Acquires All the Bitcoins, Unsure What’s Next](https://paragraph.com/@therug/microstrategy-acquires-all-the-bitcoins-unsure-what-s-next)
- [BlackRock Buys Majority Stake in You](https://paragraph.com/@therug/blackrock-buys-majority-stake-in-you)
- [Crypto Whales Face Extinction](https://paragraph.com/@therug/crypto-whales-face-extinction)
- [New Apple Headset Takes 30% of Your Eyeball](https://paragraph.com/@therug/new-apple-headset-takes-30-of-your-eyeball)
- [US Defaults on Debt, Blames Crypto in The Rug's Vol II. Issue 6 NFT](https://paragraph.com/@therug/us-defaults-on-debt-blames-crypto-in-the-rug-s-vol-ii-issue-6-nft)
- [Father Announces Future Allowances Will Be Paid in CEL](https://paragraph.com/@therug/father-announces-future-allowances-will-be-paid-in-cel)
- [Binance Acquires SEC](https://paragraph.com/@therug/binance-acquires-sec)
- [Ethereum Hijacked by Drug 'Cartel’](https://paragraph.com/@therug/ethereum-hijacked-by-drug-cartel)
- [Vitalik Suspected of Extraterrestrial Origins](https://paragraph.com/@therug/vitalik-suspected-of-extraterrestrial-origins)
- [Meta Changes Company Name and Stock Ticker to "A.I."](https://paragraph.com/@therug/meta-changes-company-name-and-stock-ticker-to-a-i)
- [A Degen Event Only a Mother Could Love ](https://paragraph.com/@therug/a-degen-event-only-a-mother-could-love)
- [Unicorns, NFTs, and Layoffs: Inside Meta's Metaverse Mayhem](https://paragraph.com/@therug/unicorns-nfts-and-layoffs-inside-meta-s-metaverse-mayhem)
- [Senator Warren Demands to Speak to Bitcoin's Manager in The Rug's Vol II. Issue 5 NFT](https://paragraph.com/@therug/senator-warren-demands-to-speak-to-bitcoin-s-manager-in-the-rug-s-vol-ii-issue-5-nft)
- [Michael Saylor Dies in Blazing Eyes Incident](https://paragraph.com/@therug/michael-saylor-dies-in-blazing-eyes-incident)
- [SEC Crashes Cryptozoology Meeting, Claiming Securities Fraud](https://paragraph.com/@therug/sec-crashes-cryptozoology-meeting-claiming-securities-fraud)

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