# Everybody's looking for her.

By [TurdMcGurt](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt) · 2022-05-18

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She fed it everyday.

What a big eater he is!

A yardstick is 3 feet long.

I am the designated survivor.

You look better tan.

I want her to like me.

I am completely drunk.

It didn’t live up to my expectations at the meeting.

I have a first name and a surname.

I miss my best friend.

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