# Everybody's looking for her.

**Published by:** [TurdMcGurt](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/)
**Published on:** 2022-05-18
**URL:** https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/everybody-s-looking-for-her

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She fed it everyday. What a big eater he is! A yardstick is 3 feet long. I am the designated survivor. You look better tan. I want her to like me. I am completely drunk. It didn’t live up to my expectations at the meeting. I have a first name and a surname. I miss my best friend.

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