# TurdMcGurt

## Recent Posts

- [In fact, now that I think about it, it is unfair to improve society in any way whatsoever.](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/in-fact-now-that-i-think-about-it-it-is-unfair-to-improve-society-in-any-way-whatsoever)
- [A penny saved is a penny earned.](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/a-penny-saved-is-a-penny-earned)
- [If you ask for my number, you can have it; it’s 911.](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/if-you-ask-for-my-number-you-can-have-it-it-s-911)
- [You're the biggest.](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/you-re-the-biggest)
- [I'm always on time.](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/i-m-always-on-time)
- [I have no idea.](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/i-have-no-idea)
- [A sun burn can peel if its bad enough.](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/a-sun-burn-can-peel-if-its-bad-enough)
- [He threw up all over me!](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/he-threw-up-all-over-me)
- [You're too big.](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/you-re-too-big)
- [If you're interested, I'll add your name to the list.](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/if-you-re-interested-i-ll-add-your-name-to-the-list)

## Blog Information

- [Homepage](https://paragraph.com/@turdmcgurt/): Main blog page
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