# Your First Day in Neonopolis *A Tourist's Guide to Not Getting Spanked* By [Unsliced](https://paragraph.com/@unsliced) · 2025-09-28 daringdivas, unsliced --- **Welcome to your Neonopolis!** The Sisterhood Syndicate welcomes you to **Neonopolis**, where unlike the degenerate Unrepentant Provinces, we have rules! This orientation will help you avoid Correction Plaza on day one, though statistically, 73% of you will end up there anyway. Let's beat those odds together! * * * Our Paradise™ operates on a revolutionary principle: **Virtue Points**. This system rewards "good" behavior and ensures it has clear, transparent consequences. Gone are the patriarchal monetary systems that encouraged degeneracy and inequality. Here, morality itself has become the currency, and that's totally bussin'! The _Sisterhood Syndicate_, _Council of Mothers_, and _Ovarian Orthodox Church_ work in perfect HARMONY™ to maintain the order you've been desperately seeking! While the outside world collapses into depravity and lawlessness (so cringe!), **our three pillars ensure prosperity, safety, and moral clarity** for citizens and visitors alike. Here, the dress code is "sexy" and the only gaze that matters is your own in the mirror; because **sexy is for you, not them!** ![](https://paragraph.com/editor/callout/information-icon.png) ### **We're not like other dystopias, we're a _cool_ dystopia!** ![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/18aafcc0f331944d5507474f71c76fafef97f08c8e800d8fb9c3c952b0c08a53.jpg) **Your First Day** ------------------ Begin your morning at the Syndicate Gaming Halls on 69th Avenue, where [DIVA squad trading cards]( https://vibechain.com/market/freya-teaser?ref=4JVH9132SDOL) _smack_, and are "guaranteed" to go up in value\*. And you're helping a good cause: The Syndicate donates 0.001% of all proceeds to the Correction Plaza Beautification Fund! After gaming, take your friends to HARMONY™ Square to witness our revolutionary transparency in action! Browse the [daily virtue declarations](https://zora.co/@daringdivas) on the public boards as Neonopolitans post their **mandatory daily selfies** which are "guaranteed" to go up in value\*\*. ![](https://paragraph.com/editor/callout/information-icon.png) ### **You'll find it refreshing to finally be somewhere that has nothing to hide—because _privacy_, as we say, is just another word for _shame_.** **Begin Your Journey** ---------------------- Your integration starts at any Syndicate kiosk. Register for your temporary VP account and receive your complimentary visitor's guide, "1,001 Ways to Avoid Getting Spanked" (it's ewwy to violate rules!). Don't worry: the learning curve is steep but fair for someone like you! ![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/2a6f127e44b909d5dc3c7ba5a493e40d125d7cb1ac2e060c00d6b57d0b2e8fe6.jpg) * * * Subscribe to **Unsliced** for weekly updates on navigating Neonopolis, exclusive previews of upcoming DIVA collector events, and essential compliance tips which ensure you remain a spectator at Correction Plaza, not a participant. We'll help you understand which fruits require permits, which words have been liberated from the oppressive pre-Rapture language, and how to properly and frequently post on social media to show your allegiance! _Reminder to keep any accompanying Non-Maternal Entities (NMEs) segregated, and be mindful that any gaze violations are_ **_your_** _responsibility!_ [Subscribe](https://paragraph.com/@unsliced/subscribe) ![](https://paragraph.com/editor/callout/information-icon.png) ### **Remember: in Neonopolis, transparency is freedom!** _(Transparency does not apply to elected officials, representatives of Sisterhood Syndicate, Women of the Cloth, women in the line of duty, VP auditors, Correction Plaza administrators, anyone with a Virtue Score above 1000, DIVA squad members on and off duty, DIVA squad informants, casino employees, any person currently pregnant, any persons currently gestating a baby at the Bureau of Reproductive Excellence, emotional support workers, diversity consultants, intimacy consultants, social media consultants, HARMONY_™ _collar technicians, banana inspection officers, any person currently menstruating, social media influencers with 10K+ followers, tourist board employees, anyone whose mother is on the Council, an executive in the Syndicate, or Woman of the Cloth, temporary exemption holders (permits TE-401 through TE-976), participants in the Virtue Points White Hat Program, anyone with a "medical condition," and firemen. The exceptions exclude NMEs, except firemen, unless the firemen are first-born related to someone in the previous categories, in which case they're double-exempt, though void where prohibited, some restrictions may apply.)_ _\* They are not guaranteed to go up in value._ _\*\* They are not guaranteed to go up in value._ --- *Originally published on [Unsliced](https://paragraph.com/@unsliced/dont-get-spanked)*