# hi, I'm unsmiling Ursula K.

By [Ursula K](https://paragraph.com/@ursula-k) · 2022-04-12

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hey babes,

here’s a little bit about me.

I’m not smiling for anybody … unless I want to. I’m not trying to be anybody’s “GIRL” boss. I can barely keep my goddam houseplants alive. And they’re cactuses.

I eat pizza late at night. In bed. I’m a messy eater. Like there is often ketchup on the side of my mouth in the morning.

I rarely brush my hair. Like, it’s a fucking mess. I roll with that.

Sometimes I smoke first thing in the morning, after I’ve poured myself half a gallon of coffee cause I got home drunk last night and fuck, where are my sunglasses cause it’s bright in here y’all.

I eat cereal for dinner and often chase it down with ice-cream.

I wear spanx not thongs.

I never take off my make-up before bed, which means I look like a real hot mess in the morning. That’s ok.

I like an orgasm as much as the next woman, but those things can take time, and sometimes I just gotta fake it cause … I’m tired and thinking about other things like ‘what NFT should I buy’ or that midnight pizza I wanna eat.

I say babes a lot.

Don’t get me wrong y’all. I read Vogue and self-help books, and I subscribe to GOOP and not even doing it ironically..

There’s an Ursula K in every World of Women, in every Boss Beauty, in every Crypto Chicks, Flower Girl, my BFF and every women collection.

There’s an Ursula K in all of us!

To embrace women fully we need more of our messy selves to be visible to counterbalance the glossy girl inspo and to keep it real.

Here’s how we are gonna do it:

*   We’re launching an amazing NFT collection of 5,000 Unsmiling Ursula K’s.
    
*   No official discord, babes. Like I said, I barely keep my plants alive.
    
*   I am not your leader! You are our leaders.
    
*   We haven’t got a roadmap … you know except empowering the less glossy parts of ourselves - which is bigger than any roadmap could ever cover. We’ll figure this out together.
    
*   We’ll build a community wallet and create some really cool things. Trust me.
    

Wen launch? Where allowlist? Follow me on Twitter babes, @UnsmilingUrsula and stay in touch.

Yours always,

Unsmiling Ursula K xxx

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*Originally published on [Ursula K](https://paragraph.com/@ursula-k/hi-i-m-unsmiling-ursula-k)*