Psychoanalysis never hesitated in this regard. Ever wonder why you are such an obsessive, tidy, punctual adult that can’t handle mess? Or contrarily, why you are such a disorganized, rebellious, uncontrollable adult that thrives in mess? As described by Freud, this is causally related to the anal stage, the toilet training phase between one and a half and three years old, when anuses are the primary erogenous zone and kids learn how to deal with the pleasure that defecating is.

Moving on, eventually comes sex. According to Pornhub’s 2021 year in review, “anal” is of the most popular categories in 15 of the 20 top countries using Pornhub, and academic research shows that North-Americans are having more anal sex than using Twitter.

Whether a Freudian groupie or not, there’s truth, it seems, in that French saying: “Who doesn’t like to get their butt sucked?”.

Sociologically speaking, we have come to a moment in history which embraces tits, lips and dicks in every colour and shape, but what about that deep, powerful muscle we call an ass? It’s also science that roughly 100% of the population have an ass.

Why Anal Reviews?

Ass holes. Science says they are the first orifice. Literature suggests otherwise. Ass holes: the 9th portal, the supreme, most mysterious, secret portal of them all. The portal of the sorceries one dares not speak of. The miraculous focal point for all the nuclear energy of nakedness. Anuses: the portal to the guts of the universe. The eye of God’s camera.

Anal Reviews because anuses have a rather essential role for humankind, but are one of the most underrepresented communities out there. We aim to fill that gap(e).

Anal Reviews because, as the Holy Chant of the Sacred Society of Sodomy goes, "The Tightest Hole Can Lead To The Soul".

Anal Reviews because it’s about time we humans appreciate, talk and learn about the orifice that makes us the beautiful creatures we are.

Onwards, dear friends, to the ass hole of infinity!