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            <title><![CDATA[Just kidding. Before]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[round of the Bundesliga kicked off, Borussia Borussia concluded that Dortmund would win the championship with 1, and Bayern would win the championship with 1 and 7. Those odds say a lot. So, WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE WINNER&apos;S DISK AND TWO THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE WINNERS, THE BUNDESLIGA COMMITTEE WILL NATURALLY BRING THE GENUINE WINNER&apos;S DISK TO THE MATCH OF THE MORE LIKELY WINNER. Bayern, ON THE OTHER HAND, DID NOT completely IGNORE IT. There WAS A ONE-FOR-ONE, BUT PLASTIC, CHAMPIONSHIP...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>round of the Bundesliga kicked off, Borussia Borussia concluded that Dortmund would win the championship with 1, and Bayern would win the championship with 1 and 7. Those odds say a lot.</p><p>So, WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE WINNER&apos;S DISK AND TWO THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE WINNERS, THE BUNDESLIGA COMMITTEE WILL NATURALLY BRING THE GENUINE WINNER&apos;S DISK TO THE MATCH OF THE MORE LIKELY WINNER.</p><p>Bayern, ON THE OTHER HAND, DID NOT completely IGNORE IT. There WAS A ONE-FOR-ONE, BUT PLASTIC, CHAMPIONSHIP DISC SITTING on the sidelines.</p><p>If, JUST if, Dortmund DOES FINISH 2-2, BAYERN STILL HAVE A TITLE &quot;DISC&quot; TO CELEBRATE.</p><p>So will Borussia Dortmund give Bayern a chance at a fake title?</p>]]></content:encoded>
            <author>as-for-the-reasons@newsletter.paragraph.com (As for the reasons)</author>
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