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            <title><![CDATA[BALDER, a better and sexier bald]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Are you tired of tangled hair and bad hair days? 😚 A better and sexier bald. And you can bridge back to Ethereum. Embrace the sleek and sassy BALDER look, cause #BALDERisthenewsexy. That&apos;s right, folks, say hello to BALDER - the epic combo of confidence and wealth! 😎 So, if you&apos;re ready to rock the bald look while navigating the world of memes and richie, BALDER is your new partner in crime! 🤝Source: https://twitter.com/garlamwon/status/1685596259334438912?s=46&t=-NCrKkS46FostsM8...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you tired of tangled hair and bad hair days?  😚</p><p><strong>A better and sexier bald.</strong></p><p><strong>And you can bridge back to Ethereum.</strong></p><p>Embrace the sleek and sassy <strong>BALDER</strong> look, cause <strong>#BALDERisthenewsexy.</strong> That&apos;s right, folks, say hello to <strong>BALDER</strong> - the epic combo of confidence and wealth! 😎</p><p>So, if you&apos;re ready to rock the bald look while navigating the world of memes and richie, <strong>BALDER</strong> is your new partner in crime! 🤝</p><figure float="none" data-type="figure" class="img-center" style="max-width: null;"><img src="https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/5e9ef2183bceb63ce8d142f7718957835c485233b0f15bd3bc11541c3a5c88c2.png" alt="" blurdataurl="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACwAAAAAAQABAAACAkQBADs=" nextheight="600" nextwidth="800" class="image-node embed"><figcaption HTMLAttributes="[object Object]" class="hide-figcaption"></figcaption></figure><p>Source:</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://twitter.com/garlamwon/status/1685596259334438912?s=46&amp;t=-NCrKkS46FostsM8hS8jLg">https://twitter.com/garlamwon/status/1685596259334438912?s=46&amp;t=-NCrKkS46FostsM8hS8jLg</a></p><h3 id="h-balder-richer-confidence-swagger-only-at-derpdex" class="text-2xl font-header !mt-6 !mb-4 first:!mt-0 first:!mb-0"><strong>👉 BALDER - Richer, Confidence, Swagger! Only at DerpDEX!</strong></h3><p><em>Ps: you can bridge back to Ethereum 🤘</em></p><p><strong>BALDER details 🤠BALDER website:</strong> <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://mirror.xyz/0x7c63e2B89D3F3F0Ba1AD37799dF55D29e0cd4e96/XJjXJY3Id24B85vOvlZXEZZhqUhYKoC59iEkcAegGvg">https://mirror.xyz/0x7c63e2B89D3F3F0Ba1AD37799dF55D29e0cd4e96/XJjXJY3Id24B85vOvlZXEZZhqUhYKoC59iEkcAegGvg</a><br><br><strong>BALDER token address:</strong> 0xae9aa7beeb2e724969dfc7b381c5c19578c52663 (<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://www.oklink.com/zksync/token/0xae9aa7beeb2e724969dfc7b381c5c19578c52663">https://www.oklink.com/zksync/token/0xae9aa7beeb2e724969dfc7b381c5c19578c52663</a>)<br><br><strong>Maximum supply:</strong> 100 billion BALDER<br><br><strong>Trade at </strong><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://derpdex.com/"><strong>DerpDEX.com</strong></a><strong> ETH-BALDER:</strong> <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://app.derpdex.com/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xae9aa7beeb2e724969dfc7b381c5c19578c52663">https://app.derpdex.com/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xae9aa7beeb2e724969dfc7b381c5c19578c52663</a><br><br><strong>GeckoTerminal chart:</strong> <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://www.geckoterminal.com/zksync/derpdex/pools">https://www.geckoterminal.com/zksync/derpdex/pools</a><br><br><strong>Dextool chart:</strong> <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://www.dextools.io/app/en/zksync/pair-explorer/0x9261763b1c14bb0c8228fd8d16a56a334ed03213">https://www.dextools.io/app/en/zksync/pair-explorer/0x9261763b1c14bb0c8228fd8d16a56a334ed03213</a><br><br><strong>Contract Owner Renounced:</strong> <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://explorer.zksync.io/tx/0x160159b8ae4ddeeadee7000f344568bcee53b87e0f2d339431ef10c30b80806c">https://explorer.zksync.io/tx/0x160159b8ae4ddeeadee7000f344568bcee53b87e0f2d339431ef10c30b80806c</a><br><br><strong>LP Locked 3 months:</strong> <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://explorer.zksync.io/tx/0x81b820b60e4f66aa41ab542273c0252da5c44ee1c667feee37c7316f85fa2fb2">https://explorer.zksync.io/tx/0x81b820b60e4f66aa41ab542273c0252da5c44ee1c667feee37c7316f85fa2fb2</a></p><p>You know what’s better than BALD? 😈</p><h2 id="h-balder" class="text-3xl font-header !mt-8 !mb-4 first:!mt-0 first:!mb-0"><strong>BALDER</strong></h2><p>Need more masculinity, get <strong>BALDER</strong></p><p>Too weak in bed? Get <strong>BALDER</strong></p><p>Your gf says you are not good enough? Get <strong>BALDER</strong></p><p>Your boss says you are useless piece of shit? Get <strong>BALDER</strong></p><p>Wants to be a billionaire but too broke? Get <strong>BALDER</strong></p><figure float="none" data-type="figure" class="img-center" style="max-width: null;"><img src="https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/1934dca5eb4449926576ef809623c7a4f97c594f872b7a4e3c8ad7076f6a44f2.jpg" alt="" blurdataurl="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACwAAAAAAQABAAACAkQBADs=" nextheight="600" nextwidth="800" class="image-node embed"><figcaption HTMLAttributes="[object Object]" class="hide-figcaption"></figcaption></figure><h3 id="h-remember-balder-is-the-new-sexy-and-were-here-to-prove-it" class="text-2xl font-header !mt-6 !mb-4 first:!mt-0 first:!mb-0"><strong>Remember, BALDER is the new sexy, and we&apos;re here to prove it!</strong></h3><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://twitter.com/BALDERSexier">https://twitter.com/BALDERSexier</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://t.me/BalderSexier">https://t.me/BalderSexier</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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