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            <title><![CDATA[Tom made a very big mistake, didn't he?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2022 00:03:17 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[This is the biggest cat that I&apos;ve ever seen. I’m debating between option A and option B. Why me? Are these shoes too big for you? He’s a bit tipsy. Let&apos;s go tanning.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the biggest cat that I&apos;ve ever seen.</p><p>I’m debating between option A and option B.</p><p>Why me?</p><p>Are these shoes too big for you?</p><p>He’s a bit tipsy.</p><p>Let&apos;s go tanning.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[What is your favorite thing about school and why?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2022 15:03:48 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Would you like a bigger one? I forgot to eat breakfast this morning but some kid just blew his french toast flavored vape cloud in my face so that&apos;ll suffice. Looking at the last few lessons, I see we have taken a big.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Would you like a bigger one?</p><p>I forgot to eat breakfast this morning but some kid just blew his french toast flavored vape cloud in my face so that&apos;ll suffice.</p><p>Looking at the last few lessons, I see we have taken a big.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[He has been a policeman for 10 years.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2022 05:13:46 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[They got off on the wrong foot. We are used to living in a big city. I was so into it, I lost track of time and missed my soccer practice. The big window looks out on a garden. Your room is very big. Why the long face? All my friends are going so I want to go. Cranes are big beautiful birds. I just walked on thee coolest pillow.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They got off on the wrong foot.</p><p>We are used to living in a big city.</p><p>I was so into it, I lost track of time and missed my soccer practice.</p><p>The big window looks out on a garden.</p><p>Your room is very big.</p><p>Why the long face?</p><p>All my friends are going so I want to go.</p><p>Cranes are big beautiful birds.</p><p>I just walked on thee coolest pillow.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I'm taking a break from work.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 03:55:10 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I made a list of things I needed to do. My sister just got home. Would you say slowly, please? Thank you very much for your hospitality.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I made a list of things I needed to do.</p><p>My sister just got home.</p><p>Would you say slowly, please?</p><p>Thank you very much for your hospitality.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Is there anything I can do to help?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2022 06:54:38 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[She writes an e-mail to her best friend. We have big plans for you. The enemy destroyed the city. I&apos;ll show you my vocabulary list. I love you more than I&apos;ve ever loved my dog. He thinks he is very handsome. I must have my TV set checked. It&apos;ll be a big day. I&apos;m sick of online dating.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She writes an e-mail to her best friend.</p><p>We have big plans for you.</p><p>The enemy destroyed the city.</p><p>I&apos;ll show you my vocabulary list.</p><p>I love you more than I&apos;ve ever loved my dog.</p><p>He thinks he is very handsome.</p><p>I must have my TV set checked.</p><p>It&apos;ll be a big day.</p><p>I&apos;m sick of online dating.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I have a feeling that something big is about to happen.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2022 11:59:53 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Tom messed up big time. My dog loves treats. These are things that I want from a relationship. He has opened the door.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom messed up big time.</p><p>My dog loves treats.</p><p>These are things that I want from a relationship.</p><p>He has opened the door.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Of couse I will help you with the move.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2022 03:48:26 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I hate being late more than anything. Don&apos;t give me sass. What are you listening to? How old were you when this town had the big fire? I got a new dog. He came to the point at once.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate being late more than anything.</p><p>Don&apos;t give me sass.</p><p>What are you listening to?</p><p>How old were you when this town had the big fire?</p><p>I got a new dog.</p><p>He came to the point at once.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[We have big plans for you.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 21:25:13 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Take me to your leader. He&apos;s finally stopping. Look at that big hammer. You console your children, not yourself. Sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches. Are you ready for your big day? The child was hiding behind a big tree.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take me to your leader.</p><p>He&apos;s finally stopping.</p><p>Look at that big hammer.</p><p>You console your children, not yourself.</p><p>Sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches.</p><p>Are you ready for your big day?</p><p>The child was hiding behind a big tree.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[It’s fascinating that you know all the planets.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2022 23:02:55 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Cook at home. I love her. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. I am an escort. It really bugged me. I got a new monkey. His story is fishy. Of couse I will help you with the move. His shirt is covered in sweat.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cook at home.</p><p>I love her.</p><p>The bigger they are, the harder they fall.</p><p>I am an escort.</p><p>It really bugged me.</p><p>I got a new monkey.</p><p>His story is fishy.</p><p>Of couse I will help you with the move.</p><p>His shirt is covered in sweat.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[The dog barked at the cat.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 15:18:17 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[There are just so many card games. There are biscuits on the table if you want some. He made his way through the forest. It really bugged me. We&apos;ll put you on the list. You will soon get used to the work. It&apos;s all just a big misunderstanding. She&apos;s a big teaser. Tom jumped over the big ditch.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are just so many card games.</p><p>There are biscuits on the table if you want some.</p><p>He made his way through the forest.</p><p>It really bugged me.</p><p>We&apos;ll put you on the list.</p><p>You will soon get used to the work.</p><p>It&apos;s all just a big misunderstanding.</p><p>She&apos;s a big teaser.</p><p>Tom jumped over the big ditch.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[He is my colleague.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2022 17:02:56 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Don&apos;t forget to wash behind your ears. I have a big house. Are trees green or blue? Why can you open the door? These shoes are too big for me. Tom has a big crush on Mary. My cat runs very fast. I write fake news. Tom jumped over the big ditch. A yardstick is 3 feet long.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&apos;t forget to wash behind your ears.</p><p>I have a big house.</p><p>Are trees green or blue?</p><p>Why can you open the door?</p><p>These shoes are too big for me.</p><p>Tom has a big crush on Mary.</p><p>My cat runs very fast.</p><p>I write fake news.</p><p>Tom jumped over the big ditch.</p><p>A yardstick is 3 feet long.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[What a big supermarket!]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2022 00:46:27 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[The monkey bit the apple and spat it at the giraffe. Tom lives alone in a big house. I have only a few seconds left in which to remind you that. These dogs are big. Deodorant helps to prevent embarrasing moments. I also did not want to just close it down. I&apos;m always on time. We know that everything we need to do is on the list. I smelled the smell of cooking. I’m positive that.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The monkey bit the apple and spat it at the giraffe.</p><p>Tom lives alone in a big house.</p><p>I have only a few seconds left in which to remind you that.</p><p>These dogs are big.</p><p>Deodorant helps to prevent embarrasing moments.</p><p>I also did not want to just close it down.</p><p>I&apos;m always on time.</p><p>We know that everything we need to do is on the list.</p><p>I smelled the smell of cooking.</p><p>I’m positive that.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I think that you are so great.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2022 21:04:14 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[The sun comes up in the east. I’m scared that he won’t ever come home. My efforts resulted in nothing. I have a birthday reward from that store. We have bigger problems. I was thinking of going round your place.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sun comes up in the east.</p><p>I’m scared that he won’t ever come home.</p><p>My efforts resulted in nothing.</p><p>I have a birthday reward from that store.</p><p>We have bigger problems.</p><p>I was thinking of going round your place.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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