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            <title><![CDATA[Tom got big.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2022 17:02:48 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I miss my girlfriend. I want her to like me. You must have your passport to enter. There was a big rock concert in 1970. I turn off the light.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I miss my girlfriend.</p><p>I want her to like me.</p><p>You must have your passport to enter.</p><p>There was a big rock concert in 1970.</p><p>I turn off the light.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[You know what I mean.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2022 06:29:12 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[He&apos;s dead, Jim! The man who the boy who the students recognized pointed out is a friend of mine.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&apos;s dead, Jim!</p><p>The man who the boy who the students recognized pointed out is a friend of mine.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[It wasn't a big deal.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2022 07:51:43 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Tom handed Mary a list of questions. I&apos;m crying. My cat has a big, white, bushy tail. She has this big room all to herself. That is not a pencil. She went over the list to see if her name was there.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom handed Mary a list of questions.</p><p>I&apos;m crying.</p><p>My cat has a big, white, bushy tail.</p><p>She has this big room all to herself.</p><p>That is not a pencil.</p><p>She went over the list to see if her name was there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[He's full of big ideas.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 14:33:54 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Your name is definitely not on the list. He will blame you for the accident. My teacher told Pat to lower his voice. How big of a family do you want? We had a big snow storm last weekend. I went to the dentist the other day and he let me pick a prize out of the prize box. You&apos;re the biggest. Racecar backwards is racecar. The door slammed down on my hand and I screamed like a little baby.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your name is definitely not on the list.</p><p>He will blame you for the accident.</p><p>My teacher told Pat to lower his voice.</p><p>How big of a family do you want?</p><p>We had a big snow storm last weekend.</p><p>I went to the dentist the other day and he let me pick a prize out of the prize box.</p><p>You&apos;re the biggest.</p><p>Racecar backwards is racecar.</p><p>The door slammed down on my hand and I screamed like a little baby.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Tom had big money problems.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2022 11:03:51 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[This is because we feel pain. He will blame you for the accident. Bill boasts of owning the biggest car in the neighborhood. He is as well as you. Where did you see him? I want to learn all 1,000 words on this list by July. A boy is someone who is not a girl. Tom&apos;s name was on the list. I&apos;m against big government.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is because we feel pain.</p><p>He will blame you for the accident.</p><p>Bill boasts of owning the biggest car in the neighborhood.</p><p>He is as well as you.</p><p>Where did you see him?</p><p>I want to learn all 1,000 words on this list by July.</p><p>A boy is someone who is not a girl.</p><p>Tom&apos;s name was on the list.</p><p>I&apos;m against big government.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[She took offense at his comment.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2022 19:33:35 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I stepped on a piece of gum today. We are good friends. Don&apos;t blame her for her own death. We took refuge behind a big tree. Tom is a carpenter. He&apos;s got the biggest eyebrows I&apos;ve ever seen. I love my new pets. Plenty of sleep is healthful. My nanny is here. Spending time with your significant other should be high on your priority list.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I stepped on a piece of gum today.</p><p>We are good friends.</p><p>Don&apos;t blame her for her own death.</p><p>We took refuge behind a big tree.</p><p>Tom is a carpenter.</p><p>He&apos;s got the biggest eyebrows I&apos;ve ever seen.</p><p>I love my new pets.</p><p>Plenty of sleep is healthful.</p><p>My nanny is here.</p><p>Spending time with your significant other should be high on your priority list.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[We have a big stove which keeps us very toasty.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2022 01:50:43 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I need to cook lunch. I&apos;m going to the concert. She asked him some questions. They got a big one. You need therapy. I&apos;ve got a big day tomorrow. You owe Tom a big apology. My house is really big. Would you like big bills or small bills? How big of a family do you want?]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need to cook lunch.</p><p>I&apos;m going to the concert.</p><p>She asked him some questions.</p><p>They got a big one.</p><p>You need therapy.</p><p>I&apos;ve got a big day tomorrow.</p><p>You owe Tom a big apology.</p><p>My house is really big.</p><p>Would you like big bills or small bills?</p><p>How big of a family do you want?</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Mary is a big fan of theirs.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2022 11:16:39 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I&apos;m just trying to stop you from making a big mistake. Why is it such a big secret? There is a hefty ransom. It was a big one. I want her to like me. One cannot live on bread alone, we also need people to shut the fuck up once in a while. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&apos;m just trying to stop you from making a big mistake.</p><p>Why is it such a big secret?</p><p>There is a hefty ransom.</p><p>It was a big one.</p><p>I want her to like me.</p><p>One cannot live on bread alone, we also need people to shut the fuck up once in a while.</p><p>When in Rome, do as the Romans do.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[That’s a huge load off my mind.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 20:32:28 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[What are you doing? How do you celebrate the 4th of July?]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What are you doing?</p><p>How do you celebrate the 4th of July?</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I went to the dentist the other day and he let me pick a prize out of the prize box.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2022 10:09:03 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[What is that big building in front of us? I’m scared that he won’t ever come home. She doesn’t use a computer. The new one&apos;s twice as big as the old one. Example is better than precept.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is that big building in front of us?</p><p>I’m scared that he won’t ever come home.</p><p>She doesn’t use a computer.</p><p>The new one&apos;s twice as big as the old one.</p><p>Example is better than precept.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[There’s a good chance it’ll rain tomorrow.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2022 21:29:40 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Nothing beats a big glass of beer in summer. This problem is much bigger than we thought. You can bring it back if you don&apos;t like it.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing beats a big glass of beer in summer.</p><p>This problem is much bigger than we thought.</p><p>You can bring it back if you don&apos;t like it.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[He does everything without aim.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2022 04:45:14 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[How do you say that in English? This is the big break I&apos;ve been waiting for. How big a discount did you get? Last night there was a big fire in the neighbourhood. There are eggs in the nest. That was a stroke of luck.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How do you say that in English?</p><p>This is the big break I&apos;ve been waiting for.</p><p>How big a discount did you get?</p><p>Last night there was a big fire in the neighbourhood.</p><p>There are eggs in the nest.</p><p>That was a stroke of luck.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Tom is a local boy who made it big.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2022 13:26:12 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[My mother looks a lot like my grandmother, and I look very much like them. Sarah found a lizard. Social media is amazing because in some ways it finally put the control of information directly into the hands of the people. My shoes are blue with yellow stripes and green stars on the front. I&apos;m always on time. Nothing beats a big glass of beer in summer. She is funny. Have you finished cleaning hall?]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My mother looks a lot like my grandmother, and I look very much like them.</p><p>Sarah found a lizard.</p><p>Social media is amazing because in some ways it finally put the control of information directly into the hands of the people.</p><p>My shoes are blue with yellow stripes and green stars on the front.</p><p>I&apos;m always on time.</p><p>Nothing beats a big glass of beer in summer.</p><p>She is funny.</p><p>Have you finished cleaning hall?</p>]]></content:encoded>
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