Today is exactly 29 years since Peter Schmeichel blew up the same brutal intolerant audience of the Premier League with a bowl haircut. Peter did everything very coolly, because he chose a match against Liverpool for this event. In England, this is called "head with curtains" and everyone went crazy, practicing who Peter Schmeichel really is. And everyone was especially outraged that Peter is already 32, not 12! Classic indifference, now they say that at 32, the goalkeeper was an old mother.

1. Aubameyang – 43 assists

2. Mertens – 39

3. Bruno – 39

4. Dzeko – 36

5. Huntelaar – 36

6. Lukaku – 36

7. Henrik Larsson – 36

8. Falcao – 34

9. Dabbur – 33

10. Aduriz – 31

11. Arveladze – 31

A special attention to Dries Merten-the record holder of the tournament on assists-21. He is present almost in all tops of scoring players. For example, he is leading in assists for the national team already ahead of Ronaldo-33. He has recently outrun Xavi, Totti, and Figo in the number of assists in his career-243.

He has 553 goal actions in total. This is the level of Del Piero, Eto'o, Totti. What player, and

The FA people brought this trophy straight to the Carlisle stadium, and for some reason the photographer clicked the shutter exactly once. As a result, the world got an ominous manager who was called to Hogwarts, but he can't go, because he has a damn match against Northampton. And not even in Quidditch.

Mick is a very famous manager in England: he was an assistant for Bobby Robson during the 1990 World Cup, sold his paintings of football pitches for a great deal at charity auctions, plays the piano and harmonica brilliantly, and ended up at Carlisle United because he could not accept the offer from PSV because of bureaucracy.

I hope this trophy is still sitting on Mick's mantelpiece. Well, if I had brought this home, this owl would be helping me to pack my things for the trip.

Something went wrong last season. It's not entirely clear why they kept him. They only ruined the season, and Ten Hag's image was trampled. He would have left with the Cup, on a high, like Van Gaal did in his time

You'll see, one day, in some kind of retirement interview, Vinny is going to say: "We were losing to Dortmund, and suddenly Carlo comes up, saying in my ear, France Football called me."

He's running for the Ballon d'Or ©

Yes, that same Txiki who arrived at the club in 2012 to turn it upside down. Facing him, City was an absurd fat cat, and then under him, it started to get structure, clarity, and stability.

It was Txiki that started preparing the club for the invitation of Pep Guardiola-it had to go from the somewhat archaic Mancini team to what Pep is building. The intermediate stage was Manuel Pellegrini, who brought the brightest title in 2014 and made City's game much more subtle than it was before.

It was Txiki's team that allowed Pep, a comfort lover, to survive the debut season in England in peace, which turned out to be objectively unsuccessful - according to his standards - when there was 4:2 in Leicester, 4:0 at Goodison Park and other delights of rainy British hit-and-run, which the Catalan was not up to.

But instead of pressure, full support, and 300 million for transfers, almost every one of which instantly made City, if not the strongest team in the world, then certainly the most stable of all the strongest.

Pep moved from Barcelona, ​​the club of his whole life, because the new management wasn't as comfortable as Laporta's team which included Txiki. Oh, and he was fed up with the war with Jose Mourinho, yes. Incidentally, it is interesting that the escalating war with Arsenal fits into this framework. But that's just poetry.

He needs to work with people he fully trusts, who will protect him from every aspect. If that happens, Pep gives 100%. About Barcelona, Dani Alves said in a documentary: "Pep is a man I would die for, but in the 2011/12 season he was not the man I would do it for." Guardiola's contract is up in summer 2025, already the Etihad are begging him to stay. But his friend, ally and main shield is leaving the club. It is now seemingly a whole new beginning for English football. Will Arsenal take over? Or Liverpool will regain the title? Or City will still hold on because of their money? But it seems that the last five years will not be like this.