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]]> fegbnuif@newsletter.paragraph.com (fegbnuif) <![CDATA[The real pearl necklace ]]> https://paragraph.com/@fegbnuif/the-real-pearl-necklace Q23uRnrcR5hu4X2r978t Tue, 23 Aug 2022 08:12:09 GMT The only time she didn't wear them was in the shower. Her mother had told her that they would turn her neck green!


Jenny had a very loving daddy. When Jenny went to bed, he would get up from his favorite chair every night and read Jenny her favorite story.


One night when he finished the story, he said, "Jenny, do you love me?"


"Oh yes, Daddy, you know I love you," the little girl said.


"Well, then, give me your pearls."

]]> fegbnuif@newsletter.paragraph.com (fegbnuif) <![CDATA[President Clinton's Razorbacks ]]> https://paragraph.com/@fegbnuif/president-clinton-s-razorbacks ynXOxBXFyg9V1ieC9BPi Wed, 17 Aug 2022 07:13:05 GMT "I'd salute you back, Sergeant," says the President, "but as you can see, I've got my hands full."


"Yes, sir," replies the sergeant. "Very nice pigs, sir. Very nice pigs."


"Why, these aren't pigs," the President responds. "These are RAZORBACKS!"


"Yes, sir. Razorbacks. Sorry, sir."


"Yup," Clinton continues. "Got this one for Chelsea, and this one for Hillary."


The sergeant replies, "Very good trade, sir, very good trade."

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