But here’s a hot take. I, personally, was a co-architect of a large municipal fiber network that connected about 10 sites in a “collapsed ring” style. Only true nerds are going to find out why that matters.

I did about 50% of the actual work from the IT department on this particular project, and only some topics. Which is to say, other people deserve a lot of credit for their part in this too.

Side note. You might be wondering why I would give this away for free. Because you’re listening, maybe… Thank your local IT person.

No one ever called me to say, hey man, everything’s working great today, I just want to thank you for what you do everyday. I heard that from my non-bosses once or twice in my career. We are privy to some heavy shit, like being responsible for turning off accounts after a layoff. We deserve compassion. For us, that’s the same event as letting a personal relationship go. Prove me wrong.

You’ve been on the phone with this person 5-10 times. You know about their lives. But they found a better paying job, and the smart ones do not stay at Government forever. You can always count on greed. IT people deserve some fucking glory for what we achieve on a global basis so you all can scroll endlessly.

Here’s some perspective for you. The “internet” used to just be a couple computers that knew how to connect to each other so they could sell each other weed and play games, I shit you not, web2 was an un-indexed circus before Google. This happened before you were born, and evolved enough so that when you were born, if you were lucky, you know what a modem sounds like when connecting to the internet. And why the fucking save icon is a floppy disk.

Can’t make this shit up, we used to fit 0.75 of ONE “song” on a disk and pirate shit for hours. You too, can do hard things when properly motivated by porn.

Broadband comes along, enables HD(720p) viewing of porn, and changes everything. I can now get porn even faster. While this is all going on, Google is literally siphoning your data to establish ways they can steal from you legally. You load up Wow and join that Naxx raid, this dumb motherfucker runs in and yells Leroy Jennings, or something. And then you get a ‘pop’ from Apple mail saying your iTunes purchase is available for download.

You have now been propelled through 60 years of innovation in a few sentences. We can literally send fucking messages to each other with encoded numbers, is this not blowing your mind by meow? A fiber network sends messages by attenuating motherfucking light, which a GBIC “interprets” back into binary, processes super fast and runs on another ASIC to hit the 10GB backbone of your shitty home network switch. Are you not entertained? [$Gladiator]

I am Raiden. I am harnessing fucking light to psyop you. I make shit happen.

Networks can and should be socialized(ipv6). Municipal networks are already being used for commercial shit and vice versa, do that, but Federally. Absorb these giants’ many paths to the consumer hivemind of terrible fucking decisions with money that they use against us to make even more mounds of money. Make money more liquid. Escrow shit for people so they can trust the entire system. Enable “refunds(nonprejudicial charge backs)” (that require oversight, which is never perfect, but you’re welcome to annoy the shit out of someone and have it cost you everything, if you’d like) for everyone for securities sake.

Take all those people being perpetually marginalized by commercial entities in tech-ish verticals and let them be marginalized by the government for awhile instead. But still, fix your shit.

Have at least 3 tiers of technologists per business unit of service per state, county, city, area code, major cross streets. If this is 2 people needed for each tier, hire 6 really fucking smart people who want to learn more about things and are motivated by money. Tier 1 is basic support, the same thing the Applebros do for you in-store. Tier 2 is for grumpy old motherfuckers who truly put a pull request in COBOL last spring, so he’s like only the 5th person to do that in the last decade. Or people who want to fight and follow people like me to stop even more motherfuckery. Tier 3 is for people who are good, but not like that good. Anything above that should make the same money as a middle manager, at least, to do what what they do. Architecture is for us Super nerds. Run shifts in follow the sun format. Write shit down. Show that shit to other people. Find out what ITIL is, do that, but with regulations. Make them show it to other people, a simple ponzi scheme. Until all us motherfuckers are as good as all the other motherfuckers, because we are behind and it’s because money.

This one you should ask me about later. In private, whatever in the fuck that is anymore.

Thank you for doing the needful, let’s make it a spectacular day!

Cheers(even though I’m not English or Australian, or wherever this came from, but not ‘murica, that’s for sure),

#ghost.yohbe@deeznutz.com * this is not a real website or financial information *

This tool “sniffs” your “level” or authorization level of access within an Active Directory environment to find someone else related to you by another AD factor that has greater permission than you do, so they know who to target next for phishing.

I am a white hat pen tester known as “Legit1”. I am, in fact, not legit.

I want to make my life super fucking easy by sending out a few emails, then turning this thing on and letting it find the next victim, so I can send even more phishing emails, so I can get on your network to an account that has enough permission to own all of your systems. All the systems.

I start by sending a phish email to ‘ol Betty Lou, who’s been there for 998 years, but will never retire, because she’s the only one who knows how to make Mr. so-and-so’s coffee. Mr. so-and-so doesn’t even like coffee and pounds a Rockstar on the way to work in the Uber. He just keeps her around because she doesn’t know what her information, discretion, coerced illegal shit she’s really done really is. The rules were fucking different 958 years ago.

Ofc Betty clicks the email and I get in in about 18 seconds. It took a long time to adjust her lenses and bifocal to see the little link, but it says it’s an invoice, omg, Mr. So-and-so is going to be so pissed if this isn’t paid immediately! Even says so in the email, it’s overdue already, yikes! I rush to grab my credit card, click on another phishing link that brings me to a very convincing page, for a person who is 998 years old, to think it’s legit.

The invoice may or may not be real. If it is real, Betty has now just given a “secure” card number to a criminal who will most definitely not just use it for himself until it’s all gone and then sell it to someone else. In any case, submitting more information in those tiny field boxes, on the website you don’t know is “compromised”, can execute endless amounts of other shit on your computer. It’s called injection, look it up.

The “hacker” has spent about 15 minutes to get onto Betty’s computer “securely” enough that I can get to the rest of everything. Her life, it’s long, 998 years, it picks up around the time photography gets invented though. Takes a real shitty turn about the time Instagram comes around.

Then they use mimikatz to break into the rest of her/Mr. so-and-so’s criminal shit(passwords, “secure” storage, keys, etc) to hold him hostage over all his bad decisions so they can blackmail him. If they can’t do that, they just hope the cops don’t catch them.

Protect yourself. Learn what phishing emails are all about. Understand the things to look for to identify “real” information. When in doubt, get in touch with the other person from the email in another form of communication, preferably face-to-face, because everyone needs to go touch some fucking grass once in awhile. Touch each other, or something.

I did everything “right” and you motherfuckers almost let it happen anyways. Shame on you. I hope you stub your toe on a piece of furniture in the dark every night. Because can you imagine how annoyed you’d be when that happened for the 15,000th time?

“Just give me all the therapy you have. Wait. Wait. I’m worried what you heard was ‘give me a lot of therapy.’ What I said was, '“Give me all the therapy you have.” Do you understand?

[$RonSwanson-Parks&Rec]

cough Libra.

fr fr.

If you are going to hire really smart people and tell them to do things, but do not tell them they are illegal, ignorance is bliss. Or get that shit in writing.

As technologists, our fingers are our voiceboxes. What a dumb, cliche, example.

We are the type of people who do not make friends as easily as Type-A bros with all the strats. We do things unintentionally, because people want it done, but are too fucking vague to elude to the possible 15 reasons why a criminal would want you, someone who doesn’t know illegal shit is illegal until it’s too late, to do illegal shit for them...

Which is how Twitter and Google have made it as far as they have. Prove me wrong.

I have applied to all the FAANG bros at one time or another. But I never padded my resume. I was transparent and honest, because that’s how it should be. I knew that I had to earn my shot, not get in just because I was a paper tiger. In order to know that I know things, you also have to know things and ask me about things I may not know. It’s a mouthful. No one ever looked at my resume and thought, well he checks every box.

I did not like college. It was not a fun time for me. Neither was high school. I had already become an adult at the age of 12-13, and I did not have time to waste on any of that bullshit. Miss me with that. I don’t look like I know things. Thank you for perpetually underestimating me. Thank you for never being able to convince me that I was worth a fucking thing, because here we are. Your loss.

I do not like unsolicited opinions about almost anything. I want to find out for myself. I do not trust you, any of you.

I play limbo with the fucking radar. Because it’s how things should be.

If you store your passwords in your browser, please pay attention. There is a set of tools available freely to any degen with almost 3 brain cells to rub together that can retrieve the passwords from your browser “Secure Store”, so that hackers can try and steal your identity using primary or secondary passwords you’ve used for everything else. You can always count on laziness.

When your browser’s secure store passwords are harvested and sold on the dark web, other degens will spend a few minutes to crack the “secure store” open and get to your entire life. They will then try and use this information against you.

Weeks ago, anticipating this, I had begun purging my personal data that no one wants to admit is being collected or retrieved without consent (Telemetry is personal if you profit off it to harvest your bottom line and you do not share that profit with those whos personal data you are pilfering for a few cents every year.) There are services out there that can do this “automatically”, which makes no sense unless you’re the source of said information you’re purging, but most knuckleheads can figure it out with some simple google searching for like “purge personal data from Google” or something.

In either Chrome or Firefox, if you look at the passwords that are stored, they will tell you if a password you use has been compromised on the “dark web”, whatever in the fuck that is anymore. But Chrome and Firefox make it clear your password was stolen and you need to change. While changing it, make it super fucking long, like imsmartafbutihateworkingandwanttoretireearlybutihadtogettheextramoneyiputintomy401krefundedfordumbgovernmentreasonssoicouldshowtheworldalessonaboutmemecoinsandweb3. Or something. While you’re composing your next password, remember to login to everything and flip on Multi-factor authentication and use an Authenticator app that can send you push notifications. More on why this matters later.

If there’s the option to log off old still connected sessions from devices you may or may not recognize, it is safe to do so, just keep this in mind. You will have to connect your devices again. boo hoo. This will disconnect your account(Amazon, Gmail, Netflix) from any device that has an “active” connection to your account by way of OAuth and SAML. This makes it so if you owned that device and resold it to someone else, who did not factory reset it, managed to get ahold of your information through other means, but the “computer” is “recognized” from a session that happened where you clicked through a bunch of shit no one reads, because you wanted to see the newest season of Love is Blind, they can no longer access your service. I realize it is super inconvenient to have to login to shit again, but for your privacy’s sake, take the few minutes.

Why does Multi-factor authentication even matter to me, bro. Like fr fr. I’m so smart, there’s no way people would get my info. You are the reason I am telling you this happens. Because it has happened to you already, but it might not make sense if someone doesn’t connect the dots for you.

Multi-factor authentication is a way to “guarantee” you are you. Like how keys can identify people. You have a phone. You remember a password. Your phone can receive a code that verifies “you’re” “you”, you have provided a service three forms of authentication, which is more secure than a single password that’s not nearly as long as: imsmartafbutihateworkingandwanttoretireearlybutihadtogettheextramoneyiputintomy401krefundedfordumbgovernmentreasonssoicouldshowtheworldalessonaboutmemecoinsandweb3

You make it this long because it’s random and much harder to brute force into. Catch up. Anything less than 12 characters takes less than 5 seconds to crack, or whatever. Rainbow tables

Use MFA. Check out security and privacy settings and turn off as many as possible. Or continue to wonder why when you talk about fucking ‘Tide Pods’, that shit is allllllll over your Instagram.

I don’t even care if anyone’s reading anymore, just fix your shit.

Take all your shit, fit it into a backup. Fix your shit.

[$RickandMorty-”Get your shit together”]

Have you ever wondered how Airplane mode works? Why that’s any different than just like… not using your phone?

Here’s why. Your phone is a pocket computer. As part of the hardware package, you have a fancy teeny tiny radio connected to your pocket computee(mispelling on purpose, it’s just a fun word). This radio connects your pocket computer to the cell phone network, which is a lot like the internet, but semi-private, and runs over the air, shit is wild.

When your pocket computer is on, and your radio is not connected to a network only it knows how to connect to(cert, IMEI, frequency, username/password), it is in fact, in a constant mode of beaconing. Beaconing is your phone’s radio sending out a message, “HELLO, I CAN TALK ON XXX FREQUENCY. CAN YOU ALSO TALK ON XXX FREQUENCY? ARE WE RELATED? MAY I PLEASE ENTER A CONSTANT COSMIC STATE OF CONNECTEDNESS WITH ALL OTHER HUMAN BEINGS WITH YOU?”

Only it does that, an asston. A metric fuckload. A capacious bucket with a hole at the bottom. Then, you’re on one airplane with 150 other dorks who ignored what the Captain said and kept their phone turned on the whole time, because they thought they would miss something important, like game scores, or CT fuckin dumb tweets. The airplane electronics radios have to weed through a metric assload x 150 dorks to = important messages that only they should really have and make actions as a result of. Like so they don’t fly a goddamn plane into another plane. How many planes?…That never happens x.X yes, it fucking does.

This is dumb, do not do dumb shit on purpose. Turn on airplane mode.

If you value the term, off the grid, at all, you have to know how this works. You are not on the internet/cell network with a PC, a phone, a tablet, a smartphone, a microwave, a smart tv, a smart microwave, endless amounts of other shit that store your data without your consent even trying to get online by beaconing. Literally no one is safe.

[$BillyMays]

[$AwkwardSkeletorFacts]

I understand how one thing has impacted another enough to know how shitty the world is, and this is literally the only thing I can do about it.

What's the big deal, you might think? Why not doxx yourself and shine that spotlight up another asshole.

Nah, I'm so good not doing that. fr fr.

I take my privacy seriously. To find me requires an extreme amount of work.

There has been a dogwhistle to locate Yohbe the Ghost. They have broken ALL the privacy laws. It has been noticed. Let’s hope there’s some fucking follow through or I swear to God, I’m coming down there to run shit myself rolls up sleeves.

What I reveal is my only selfish gift to mankind. It is free to you to use. It is the gift of leveling the playing field. Helping make people who are ignorant, lack the appropriate knowledge, un-ignorant-or something… By making things interesting to you that people think you cant understand. I am not a kingdom builder. I do not hoard information and intentionally not help other people until I can figure out a way to profit from it appropriately enough that I’ve squeezed it for what it’s got and I feel like letting it go.

It’s the only thing in my life that doesn’t singularly represent my worth to other people. There are very few people who get it.

It is revealing all sorts of things. Stay tuned. No one is safe.

fr fr.

MEV bots utilize lots of strategies to make all those assloads of asshole’s money.

Arbitrage is the practice of taking advantage of a difference in prices in two or more markets; striking a combination of matching deals to capitalize on the difference, the profit being the difference between the market prices at which the unit is traded.

I own an MEV bot that connects to hundreds of exchanges via API. I own the newest, latest, crapcoin that’s a gift from Pepe himself. I own the Uniswap LP. I have lots of “relationships” cough dealers, that have lots of customers who are degen gamblers, just not as experienced yet. I create and advertise crapcoin, I give liquidity to “CEXs” for free, so they can sell to their customers and I get a cut from all sales. The CEXs can only go through each other when there’s enough volume or they can’t sell to any customers.

I start the tweet machine, and some of the volume picks up elsewhere. But it’s a low amount of volume, more prone to wild swings in price. My bot, using data that no one gets nearly as quickly, makes trades across the entire shitcoin market ecosystem. No matter where the coin is purchased, I now control and dictate the price and it is extremely difficult to change a price that’s sandwiched. Ask me how I know.

No matter who is doing it, Arbitrage is not fair to anyone else who does not also have the ability to arbitrage without automation and for free. Period.

The reason virtually all architectures cost the same money and we all eat that shit up is because all the best practices for Public Cloud configuration are available online, 24/7, and become a “source of truth” for technologists when seeking to solve drunken debates regarding Load Balancers. Fuck off… they’re interesting.

All of us that know how shit works, flock to the same places/sources for more information on how to connect more shit to endless amounts of other shit.

There’s so much documentation though, surely, it’s not inaccurate or slanted one way or another. /shrug

If we all read the same piece of paper and did shit differently, the internet would be wild.

You would have even more inconsistency and 1,000 places your information would go that cannot be managed easily.

Economies of scale. How are these companies still “private?” If they charge the Government only 50% more than cost, and consumers 100% more than they charge Government, and you call them Public Cloud Infrastructure, I’m going to always be confused. One Datacenter does not only service one customer. I guess we kind of are all in this together.

:/

They don’t say when they’ll pay you. Sometimes they actually say when the monthly snapshot is. A "snapshot” is a term borrowed from other Cloud Systems language that describes taking a “backup” of the disks or files at a particular time. There are various types of backups and disks, but none of that is relevant for this discussion. What they are describing is a public information request for all addresses that have particular NFTs or NFT IDs so they can establish who is an “owner” of the collection. On Opensea, they list who the individual owners are for an NFT collection. Pay attention to that number. The smaller it is-number of unique owners, the more likely the collection is being manipulated and wash-traded.

Wash-trading is a term describing ‘selling’ an asset to myself so that I can jack up its price. You’ve heard about this in the news already no doubt. “X Celebrity just paid $650k for this stupid NFT that just has a single dot in the center of the image!” Influencers: ermahgerd guys, but it’s so avant garde.

The price is literally, fake. Just like GME, and the fact that Epstein killed himself.

I own two wallets. Somehow, I have access to a shitload of Eth because I’m an asshole and steal from everyone. I “work” with, or create, an NFT collection that is literally useless and worthless. The best kind. I “list” the NFT on Opensea using lazy-minting(Fee-free creation for the artist) for 100 Eth. It is completely useless. I already know this.

I use my other wallet to go to Opensea and “buy” my NFT listed from another wallet. I pay Opensea a fee, ofc, but the rest is escrowed through OpenSea to my other wallet at the end of the month. I get 98% of my money back, let’s say.

The Floor price for my collection just became 100 Eth. The art and utility is still worthless. But now I “own” an asset I created, and I can prove the price is real. After all, it’s right there on OpenSea. 100Eth. Look at it!

I then take this NFT that is now worth $200k and I find someone who is ignorant to how this works to buy it from me. Or, if I can’t find someone to do that, I can “loan” it, or use it as “collateral” for other crypto loans and assets. Or eventually, I can sell fractional ownership over it, because that can’t go wrong either.

I lazy-minted 10,000 NFTs. I suck at math, but that sure looks like lots of millions to me. I said I cant math.

No one is safe.

If “artists” can prey on people and not actually deliver this easily, this is anti-innovation. An NFT platform should use data that everyone has access to and a shared set of rules. Instead of just a shared orderbook.

If you intend to make your NFT have “utility” by followers being a “member” in a “passive income” club, but you don’t actually deliver, you deserve to find a new career(NFT Fighting, Mutant Pixel). If I have to purchase two NFTs to “burn” to get another, this is a scam(Wagmi). I realize it’s important that the image and where it’s stored be decentralized, but then it shouldn’t also be able to be changed by the original owner after purchase. Or is the art(the value of the asset) really immutable?

There needs to be an NFT burning service. One for artists and businesses, to create scarcity, and one for users to get rid of garbage. “airdropping” should have a security or acceptance mechanism. The blockchain can run its own scheduled task for snapshots, for everyone. My blockchain oracle is only as accurate as everyone else thinks it is. It shouldn’t be easy to get everyone’s information. It shouldn’t. Parachains are a great start.

This is why everyone is building their own NFT platform. Because smart businesses don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Because there needs to be rules, but they want to make them. Not live by them.

Here’s a fun one that’s out there though.

I go to a website on the L1 internet. It looks legit enough, even says they’re located in a State where weed is legal right there (point wildly).

I get you to buy in bulk, because the prices are soooooooo good. I’ll even give you a 10% discount for using crypto.

Ok, sweet, there’s no way this can go wrong, so you complete your “order” and they give you a BTC address.

There’s no way to escrow BTC sending it from one wallet to another. You send your BTC to an unknown address and wait for your shipping email.

Only it never comes. [$ShockedPikachu]

You check the next day, still nothing. You reach out to them via email, they request a chat. You join the chat and they say, yep, your order IS actually ready, but there’s been a small delay. The delay means you don’t get the package anytime soon. They tell you they can speed it up though, for another fee. Huh? I just gave you money for stuff, you send me stuff, that’s how e-commerce works.

Their response: since you’re in a State where it isn’t legal, it has to be delivered by courier and signed for. You send us another $350 in BTC, we’ll get it dropped off overnight.

This is dumb. Do not do dumb shit on purpose. You have already given your personal information to criminals. The drugs they have probably aren’t “real” anyways, just designer rip offs of the real thing. If they even have them.

If you do this, you have now invited criminals to your house. I mean, obviously, they’re a completely reputable bunch. They may or may not actually have drugs, but do you want to find out?

If it was only “weed”, it isn’t that big of a deal? /shrug

No one is safe.

Since old MM wallets can no longer be as mobile as they used to be, I’ve pivoted. Huge surprise, I’m sure.

Here is some dumb shit that just happened.

I registered nonfungiblog.eth to the other address that I thought I’d be able to move around with me, lol.

I registered that ENS name for 3 years. I can no longer move the wallet from the last computer it was on.

Like amisatoshi.eth, uryu.eth, seehad.eth, pckr.eth, rbac.eth, checkov.eth and now nonfungiblog.eth are all owned by the same Dumbshit who didn’t back up his keys right. And there’s no mechanism to claim these lost “tokens".

Can’t make this up. We all haz the dumb sometimes.

But, good news, now you’re really going to want to make sure you backup and secure your wallet, because losing funds forever, is going to happen a lot.

     I started getting into cryptocurrency in 2011-2012.  It was 2.5 years after Bitcoin’s (hereto further referred to as ‘BTC’) launch.  It was 6-8 months after “Bitcoin Pizza”, which minted BTC’s legacy: Digital “coins” wrapped in cryptography, only worth what people were willing to pay for them.  Duh, right.  Everything is only worth what people are willing to pay for it.  But it stands to reason that the spirit of the movement was “financial risk-taking because the entire generation distrusts modern finance” and “can’t beat ‘em, so fuck ‘em”.  The beginning of the truly unrecoverable loss of trust in modern financial tools and institutions, and the inevitable depegging of USD ($) for worldwide transactions.  I invite you to think about Bitcoin’s value a little bit differently.  Since World War 2’s aftermath, the major global financial institutions have all agreed to settle large transactions using USD.  There are thousands of reasons why this makes sense… for America… But nowhere else.  It might be time to settle transactions with something else.  Something a little more reliable? 

     If you don’t know by now, for 200 years, the United States has played on the world stage bullying the little guys into submission.  Is it really any wonder why American taxpayers pay billions and trillions every year to maintain America’s supremacy.  Supremacy as a world power by spending more than literally everyone else combined, on the tools you might need if you were going to be able to bully people professionally.  We also bankrolled GPS.  All non-Americans are welcome for my charitable gift.  The United States raced to the front of the pack to spend on military because it’s the only way to keep people from experiencing their own flavor of freedom.  *gasp* *shocked Pikachu* WE KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE.  Like fr fr.  Why not?  It makes sense when you think like a degen.   

     The internet also likes to colloquially name things like ‘meme’ and ‘degen’. Wikipedia states that a meme (pronounced meem) is “an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.  A meme acts as a construct for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices, that can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena with a mimicked theme. Supporters of the concept regard memes as cultural analogues to genes in that they self-replicate, mutate, and respond to selective pressures.  A meme has a predictable pattern that results in the same cringe of irony, making you lol, which is tantamount to a physical “heh”, because you also get the joke. 

     ‘Degen’ is a shortened version of the term ‘degenerative’, which Wikipedia states is merely a “semantic drift” for being a ‘douche-canoe’.  ‘Douche-canoe is…’  jk jk fr fr.   

     ‘Degen’ describes a self-aggrandizing, narcissistic person with a raging boner for dopamine cycles.  This person is unable to function without receiving constant feedback and attention for being divisive and saying things for shock value.  After all, it generates the most ratings.  It may surprise you, but they do that on purpose. [$ShockedPikachu] I’ll identify the memes as we go along, get your bingo card. 

     Since the next generation finds the internet to be home, popular people are still popular, but the truly sociopathic become crypto influencers of some kind.  It’s an easy subject to sensationalize, it’s not truly well understood yet, like other technologies, and the next generation finds its innovation to be exciting, I think.  But it’s still complicated.  It’s not as easy as email and can’t be, yet.  The followers are 99% hype, just like the influencer is.  They’re also thirsty for some dopamine cycles.   

     It may surprise you that they don’t have good opinions on crypto trends rooted in some sort of strict foundation of logic.  “You’ll PAY me TO tweet dumb shit on Twitter?  OK, done”. [$MoneyPlease] 

     So, everything about them is predictable.  As we all will see. 

When you create a new account on Twitter, you put in some basic info, including use of either a phone number or an email. Remember that part. All of this would have been different if I had been forced to use a phone number every time.

After you put in basic info, The King Twit forces you to see his pretty face and choose at least one account to follow and 3 interests. Once you’re in, any of those arbitrary controls can pop up again based on your behavior within Twitter. After your account is created, your advertising profile gets created. An advertising profile is “you” bottled up into keyword verticals intended to make it easier for you to be tracked all around the internet by using cookies. Relationships and unions are built between the cookie, like where you were, what you did while you were there, how long you were there, what you did next, and how you used the browser. In the biz, we call this web analytics. More specifically, personal data collection for no other good reason than the business gives you access to the service, but not totally for free. “Let just say you don't pay... With money…” [$Summer-“Something Ricked This Way Comes”]. Your data is bundled with millions and billions of others based on these relationships and sold to advertisers so they can get eyes on their products. Getting eyes on your products or presence online, is called “engagement”. Whether you agree to this or not, it is done. Some level of profiling is done to the end user to harvest their company’s bottom line.

So, I created a few Twitter accounts to be used to follow ben.eth. I had one for retweeting Cryptotwitter(CT) influencer’s stupid posts to see if anyone would actually deliver. I had one for trying to drive traffic to a new idea I had, I had one that I used to give other notable characters in the crypto space an idea. Influencing isn’t that hard, which is why it seems like everyone can do it.

Reddit

The Reddit username u/SeaReaction1912 was created 12/26/22. u/SeaReaction1912 refers to a “user” [“u”]/ [”the user’s name”]. If you browse to https://reddit.com/u/SeaReaction1912 it will show you a user profile (well active accounts would).

You can check any user by username this way. This is a nod and alignment to one of the core tenants of web3, that your website is your brand is your presence, online, and you can expect social media services to behave predictably whether accessed via a browser or API (Application Programming Interface).

r/Superstonk represents a “subreddit” (forum for us greybeards) [“r”]/ [“subreddit’s name: Superstonk”] https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk.

Web2 was the internet moving from being a teenager that just plays around with it too much, to mastering software deployment mechanisms and really “programming” the web to be flexible, self-healing, ephemeral, and reliable enough to be trusted by those who don’t have a clue or where to start.

I first created this account because I was experiencing a personal issue where a bonus I deserved was being held because of some bullshit like “we haven’t met yet to finalize them.” I’d challenge all of you to really start to think about why people tell you the things they do, when they do. “we” refers to corporate executives and representatives of the financial squeeze that stands in the way of me getting my bonus. They have already received theirs. “haven’t met yet” refers to a nonexistent event that they’re using to buy time, because these execs are just “not sure why you’re not getting your bonus”, but you’re threatening to leave, and their entire Managed Services Cloud resale business is dependent on you and your certifications. “to finalize them” refers again to a nonexistent and unnecessary event to honor what is simply a business contract. You can politely go fuck yourself and pay me. Via direct deposit. Like Fr fr.

The account posted in r/antiwork (antiwork is a subreddit for like-minded people who support a change in the status quo) shortly after creation regarding the fact I wasn’t getting a bonus. I was thirsty for some attention from the baddies. I think I got 8 karma, so I had that going for me, which is nice [$Caddyshack].

I highlight this because when the Psyop started, this account was used and old enough that I was able to bypass most initial controls social media companies put in place to arbitrarily decide if you’re real or not, which are at most, annoying, but certainly do not actually provide even a serious modicum of the intended value, which is, to stop users from using the service in an unexpected way. That’s the entire threat to some of these fragile megalomaniacs. I’m bigmad you used my trendy internet service in a way, and I’m taking my ball home.

While on the journey, some of my perspectives changed, like when I posted to r/Loopring as u/SeaReaction1912 in a series of posts about the value of bringing the crapcoin Pepe to Layer 2. What that means is the Loopring network is a Layer 2 chain/network. Layer 2’s sync up with Layer 1’s so that they can get a piece of any transactions back and forth and because if you transfer liquidity from one layer to another, it makes you, the user, less likely to transfer it back after it’s complete. Here’s my opinion on why: Most people do not have a significant amount of experience with crypto, period. You must understand crypto and Layer 1 chains to understand why Layer 2 chains are significant, valuable, and do their intended job, which is to transfer the same amount of liquidity for less fees. As a once-a-quarter user of crypto, you forget all the details about transacting with crypto that might connect other dots together later about what’s occurred under the hood. Once you’ve achieved moving your coin-of-choice to another layer, most people will consider the job complete, because it took a lot of mental effort, and never want to figure out the steps to move it back. You can always count on laziness. That’s good for a crapcoin that’s trying to lock up more and more liquidity on their layer, because on a Layer 2, Tx fees aren’t big business anymore, got to exploit, obfuscate, and conflate somehow to get even richer. Another thing you can almost always count on, greed.

One thing I did over and over was grab the Red Packets (RPs) posted in r/Loopring and r/Loopringorg and claim them to see what happened on chain and how people were getting screwed. These are Red Packets. I finally noticed that I was paying about 30x more fees to claim the airdropped tokens that were worth 0.001% of that.

Let me rephrase, I claimed (transacted from the network) Pepe coin for a fee. I looked at all the fees. I looked at how much 5100 Pepe coin was worth. I get it now.

Any mole on the mod team is more likely to leave the post up if its praise instead of being negative. That’s the ticket to making sure it stays up long enough to be seen later.

Here’s the post (I left the odd formatting and numbers because for other smart people, they can recraft the table and possibly find more info on an archive based on string matching), try to ignore the weirdness, sorry:

Posted by u/[deleted]3 days ago

$PEPE coin is good for LRC because fees. I have paid $0.30 claiming $PEPE worth 0.01. Believe it or not, bullish.

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3 days ago · edited 3 days ago

If it was catastrophic for LRC, they never would have done it.

It proves 2 things and sets up a third:

The network can handle memecoin levels of memeing with crypto.

Whatever they're fixing now, preps LRC for ANY new highly liquid coins that provide utility beyond attention, because regardless of price today, they still have to know how to pass all those big *** numbers through Red Packet workflow. Can you even imagine the stupid amount of math and rounding(garbage file? :)) that has to take place? When RP first launched, I lost out on claiming 3-4 NFTs because the fee calculation was wrong on both LRC and Eth. There isn't a way to adjust the fee when performing a claim. If you could, why? It still has to be enough for the network to pick it up anytime soon. Also, the price of the memecoin and the claim tokens all fluctuate from the time the RP is created to the time the RP is claimed, so it can't be an easy job getting that perfect. Yes, it has to be perfect if they want to scale.

When it's fixed, LRC is better. Bullish.

Edit was to expand my thought for #2.

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· just now

I get it now. RE: #2

They don't want you to be able to adjust the claim fee, because then you'd know that you're paying 30 times the value of the token to claim it. If you could, they couldn't charge you a "minimum on-chain transaction gas fee", which is bullshit. It costs no more to transfer Pepe than any other coin, it's smoke and mirrors.

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Since no one wants to engage, I'll just keep throwing **** out there for y'all.

Tinfoil theory: One or more of the Loopring devs knows the Pepe dev or team. Maybe they're even one of the first insiders? They're all sitting around one weekend about a month ago and one's like, "Bruh, I'm making crapcoins again."

"Ehh, how's that going for you?"

"Good man, I'm only up 8934578937593847% on one. 1 winner out of a hundred crapcoins is still a winner."

"Righteous, which one?"

"No **** man, it's called Pepecoin. Pepe the Frog." Spits drink.

"Holy ****..."

"Yeah, here's a couple billion. Tweet machine is announcing memecoin revolution in 2 hours, I'll turn my MEV(maximum extractable value) bot down a bit, ratchet up DCA(Dollar Cost Averaging) strategy, it should drop by 15% in about an hour, get in, because in two, it's ripping."

"omfg, if this works, I'm bringing this crapcoin to Layer 2. We've been looking for any ways to try out massively liquid coins, but if no one wants to use them, it isn't worth it."

2 hours later---

"welp, I guess I owe you some Pepecoin on LRC. What color do I order my lambo?"

Shib was the old star of the attention economy. It's value was in the number of people who knew about it. It's current MC is almost $6B. $6B and it just started having lots of utility with Shibarium and Shibaswap.

Pepecoin is the current star of the attention economy. It's value is the number of eyes it has on it at any one time. Eyes looking at the news, googling about it and other coins, making early millionaires so they grab their friends. No, it's not a revolutionary defi chain with endless utility, but if you are already in the attention-grabbing game, it's probably propping up your engagement right about now.

You wanna win with memecoins, here's the strat. Find an amount of money that you're okay with being locked up for 14 days, let's say. Locked up, not gone. Illiquid. In a deposit box. In a CD, whatever. Let's say that's $10. $10 can't make you rich, oh but it's a great place to start. Buy $10 worth of the trending memecoin at the top of the attention economy, in this case, Pepe. Take a couple weeks of vacation. Forget about the $10. Come back, now it's $120. You just went 12x friend, and that beats any Stock trader this year. Do it again, but with $20. Eventually yoloing $1000 is going to seem like nothing, because you've already 100x on your starting $10. This strat works, but only right now. Don't forget forever, just a little while.

Pepe, by the way, still has 5x MC(Top Market Cap) to be able to match Shib. Which tells me there's still runway, however, I currently do not have a position in Pepe except for the 5100 that cost me $0.30. Thats 5x MC to match TODAY's Shib MC. Shib's ATH was worth 10x more than what it is now. Theoretically, Pepe might have 50x runway still to go. "There's no way it still has 50x to go" My friend, lots of macroeconomic factors have changed since 2018 and 2020 runs. There's also about to be a crapload more USD out there. Seasoned traders down to day trading degens are mostly out of the market right now with a bunch of liquidity, waiting for a long shot to come along.

Shib was sold to other devs after it hit ATH, Pepe will too if it hasn't already happened. Then they'll build something for it to actually be used for to try and squeeze more blood from the turnip.

Stop being the bagholder, trade like they do, even if it isn't automated. Obviously, it works. I was in on Pepe about 10 days after launch. I hesitated and didn't yolo right away, but then I watched the top 100 wallets for 5 days. When enough of the first set changed hands, I knew it was about out of steam. Next day was Binance announcement, about time to sell. It always squeezes right before a CEX comes online, because there's usually a break between deposits and withdrawals. Buy on the rumor, sell on the news. It's a modest win, but I got 4x from Pepe so far.

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#More thoughts, because despite the echo chamber, engagement is occurring.

MEV bots "sandwich" your order with a bunch of fake orders at multiple denominations above and below the median limit price. jaredfromsubway.eth is an inside joke. gasp shocked pikachu. Only a true degen names the wallet address they're using for an MEV bot after a child molester because it also reminds everyone of sandwiches, and roflmao, it's a bot that "sandwiches" real orders...lol #memeking.

How it works, I work with a bunch of semi-unregulated "CEXs" where when I place a metric assload of orders, they let me do it without fees. Now, I load up my bot and set my eyes on $crapcoin, which may be a few days old, or could be years old and no one's doing the same strat, so it's profitable. (like Dogecoin, which Eloon owns a lot of too, maybe?) [Edited from original]

I set orders that are free, at the CEX. I place orders 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Then I take and make orders to simulate real volume, driving pricing wherever I want. But there's about to be some big news for $crapcoin, huge news, everyone says it's the best news. I don't actually care about $crapcoin, I like money. I also can only drive the price up and down so much without more interested buyers.

Along comes an interested real buyer, they caught wind of it on twitter, and they've been playing with $50, turned it into $1000. They come in and place a limit order for crapcoin for the $1000. Since it's a limit order, the price is set, let’s say that lands the order in between 7 and 8 in my orders from above. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, REAL ORDER, 8, 9, 10. My bot sees the order come in, I own most of the order book. I pull my orders 9 and 10. Now there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, REAL ORDER, 8. Now, I adjust orders 6, 7, and 8 to "fill" the real order. I pull 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. The price tanks 5% in seconds.

I still have the profit I made from filling the real order, the buyer's order gets filled, the drop in price costs me nothing, I still own the order book below that and there's no fees, so in a couple more seconds, I fill my sandwich orders back in and wait for the next real order.

You can mess this up by doing market orders, where the price fluctuates based on volume needed to fill the order. Someone's sandwiching orders, I come in and place a big market order, which starts between 5 and 6, logically, using our example. But it needs 2, 3, 4, 5, AND 6 to fill the whole order. It's the $1000 yolo. I suck up the volume at pretty decent prices, but the bot can't react fast enough to maximize profit, maybe it can, I dunno. But now it has to re-fill 2-6, and they dont make any money at all on someone else's trade.

What ruins this is another bot doing it too, or like... someone who understands what's happening during DCA strategies. Dollar cost averaging is maximizing profit taking while reducing risk taking, and it's automated, so you can keep your hair. Watch charts long enough and when you see the sandwich strategy being used, the next thing to watch is what happens when the memecoin reaches whole number milestones. 0.00000001 is usually one of the first. Memecoins start at worth $0.0000000001, get a couple people in and the first 2-3 digits is easy to hold. After that, it needs a lot more momentum, because it's natural for people who aren't insiders and win to take profits, but gasp, I can't maximize my profits if someone else is profiting, what would this world come to if... I lost? PFFFT. Normal price action of a new coin is dictated by the Uniswap liquidity. If it's not a burnt contract, it can be a rugpull. There were concerns during the Binance announcement about who the insiders were...

Now, capitalizing on the momentum for DCA means that when you reach whole number milestones, you sell a decent enough chunk that it doesn't frontrun a bigger drop in price, but guarantees you take something home. When the milestone is hit, there could be a 15 minute period where the coin tanks, this is why. But don't worry, they're filling the sandwiched orders back in to keep the price where it's at, they own the order book below that. New real orders come along, and more MEVing happens until the next milestone. For some coins, during bullish momentum, you can see the DCAing happening, if you can tell, just wait it out for a bit and see what happens.

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So, post is still up after a few hours and it's being upvoted. Who wants to crosspost to r/Superstonk so we can let the GME crowd at large know about MEV and DCA, because I would place a large bet the exact same shit has been happening for years with HFT(High frequency trading). I don't have enough karma, but I'm a hodler, help me, maybe?

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Here's a sneak peek of r/Superstonk using the top posts of all time!

#1: Ken Griffin Crime - upvote so this shows up when someone googles “Ken Griffin crime.” | 866 comments

#2: All the confirmation bias I need, right here in one tweet | 3335 comments

#3: The Bigger Short. How 2008 is repeating, at a much greater magnitude, and COVID ignited the fuse. GME is not the reason for the market crash. GME was the fatal flaw of Wall Street in their infinite money cheat that they did not expect.

u/StatusKaleidoscope84 posted, and it was deleted too. This was my favorite psyop (Psychological Operation/warfare), I left an actual breadcrumb to let them know I knew they were evacuating the wallet because they knew it was burnt. And then I left my favorite quote from Event Horizon: Libera Te Tutemet Ex Inferis. Translates to: Save yourself, from hell. The movie is epic [$AlwaysHasBeen].

I’m not entirely sure how many of the new messages were seen, because they were removed shortly after posting from the mole on the r/Loopring modteam(mod is short for moderator-usually kind folks who work for free and generally keep the peace in a subreddit, team refers to the whole team of moderators). I posted to r/Loopring because they have no karma (magic internet points you get for posting on reddit) requirements, it’s got a decent number of members, but it’s not that active daily. I could ensure the post is seen by more than 1 person and makes it into the logs, cold archives and hopefully replicated and backed up until the end of time. I tried to get this posted on r/Superstonk because oddly enough, I trust those folks would be largely on my side in this social & digital warfare. I am a GME hodlin’ bro, like fr fr. And it seems to me, the modmole©2023 just indicated to me there’s a subversive disdain for the Apes. Noted. I would never want to be on the wrong side of the Apes.

I decided to mask my email address using the new duck.com email system. It worked surprisingly well, but probably only because it’s so new. Duck.com is registered to DuckDuckGo and provides secure email redirection to any email address you want, and when delivered through the duck.com address, it strips all email trackers and spam. It just made it easier to use the same email address and burner emails for signing up for things.

I used Mozilla VPN and Firefox. I hopped all over North America, but never stayed exiting anywhere for very long. I used 4 phones and 3 Computers. I sat at my desk, in my office, and “hacked” Twitter by using it intentionally and it worked as expected. /shrug

All that was needed was a couple of wallets and public information.

Twitter

The King Twit has trashed the way Twitter works so that any tweet that @’s The King Twit, pops to the top of lots of feeds. So, I used that to my advantage. I know it works this way, because while using other accounts, I used a trending topic #Elonisruiningtwitter and @’ed them. 10 minutes later, the topic was gone from trending.

They post pictures of various crypto coins they have a large stake in or will get paid from. Knowing that when followers see them do that, followers can expect a pump for that coin. The only problem is, it doesn’t have any utility, or value, so they’re just stealing everyone’s money.

Because Twitter is trashed, and they have no money to prop it up, quality SRE’s (Site Reliability Engineers) are few and far between, and there’s an overreliance on ChatGPT/AI. You can always count on laziness. This means that trying to stop a bad actor who’s using the service normally, really isn’t going to be high on the priority list of actual problems. Whatever they stop doing to look for “me”, is wasted time they could be doing to fix shit. But here we are.

Ben.eth (Ethereum Name Service registered name for a wallet address- like DNS for the internet, but for crypto addresses) is tweeting about $BEN coin. I had seen it hit CoinMarketCap.com (CMC)’s search index and “recently added.” I engaged, and I hopped over to it on etherscan.io. Another crapcoin. /sigh

The way to tell is by some of the info on CMC, like the token’s website, and the Markets tab which shows where it’s available to purchase. The fewer the options for purchase, the more likely it’s a rugpull. If the website shows very little, it’s because there isn’t really anything there of value or a team developing it.

I checked the price chart and it’s coming down. Check tweets and there’s some drama with some dork named Bitboy and Ben.eth. Nauseating. I decided to see if I still had talent for bullshitting, so I authored a trojan blog post, meant to seem positive on the surface, to see if they could see me. Here’s the post:

Emerging markets related to bleeding edge technology are often misunderstood. Take in part the project you’re exploring right now. Future generations will adopt web3 like previous ones before them, and our jobs as innovators is to usher in that future built with tools predicated on preserving a very real thing: your presence online.

Wallet addresses and keys are immutable. Changeless. While this is a small social experiment, I hope to extrapolate the findings and understand the unions that were established, revenue generated, social reach obtained, and general success.

“Memecoin season is back.” I’d invite you to take a second look at $BEN. $BEN is an attention economy token. I believe it’s intended to be widely available, cheap initially, and represented by a friendly mascot, for reach. It’s going to be used to engage and meet people wherever they are and at whatever denomination they need to swap, so they to can be included and become an advocate and evangelist of the attention/social media community.

Here’s an opportunity to do just that with this project.

It’s posted all over on purpose: What could happen if crypto-entrepreneurs, evangelists and influencers’ thoughts, posts, and consumer attention were wrapped in NFT ownership, cemented on blockchain, and available to mint, thereby increasing the reach for every OP? Let’s find out!

Next tweet down is something about #PSYOP. Eureka, the next one. I decide to co-opt the spirit of the trend on Twitter and use it against him. He is now talking about “Attention Economy”, and I am now talking about “psyop”. Fun times.

I checked CMC’s search index, nope, not available yet, must be a stealth-drop. Noted. A stealth drop is when the coin is deployed and the smart contract address is given to only those people who want to make a purchase, like insiders. If no one creates/owns the record on CMC, it’s just indexed with data on-chain.

A few hours later, take a lunch break, try looking for PSYOP on coinmarketcap.com (CMC).  What do you know, a token named PSYOP pops up.  Sweet, looks promising.  Check out the smart contract information and see it only has 10B total supply.  If insiders get top 40%, 30%ish in the Uniswap (decentralized exchange-DEX) LP (Liquidity Pool-coin supply), 10% goes to CEX’s (Centralized Exchanges), anything under 20% of the total supply only being available to circulate means that the insiders and Market Makers(MEV bots) on the CEXs will have all the value during a short squeeze.  This must be the one.  Make a buy… it worked.

Search again and I see that an Arbitrum (layer 2 blockchain network) Uniswap (DEX) LP (Liquidity Pool) has been created and it’s active.  Oh Shit, this is it.  This is what I’ve been waiting for.  The Arbitrum token’s smart contract address was different and it had max supply of 210B coins.

It was different on Arbitrum than the coins I bought on Ethereum.  It takes a second to sink in.

The exact opposite of what they thought would occur in my mind happened.

I realize that I own real tokens on Ethereum.  It was bait.

They probably thought I would see the fake Arbitrum LP first, grab its address, then search on Ethereum.  They messed up using the real contract on Ethereum and a fake one on Arbitrum, then loading the liquidity into Uniswap on Ethereum first to start the stealth presale.  Then they removed the fake, but already indexed, PSYOP tokens on Ethereum that matched on Arbitrum, so I only ever saw the real Ethereum PSYOP tokens.  To sync to Arbitrum at all, it must occur this way.  But to lessen confusion for their insiders, they removed the fake token on Ethereum after the fake PSYOP token Arbitrum Uniswap LP was minted and available.

The only reason the smart contract is different than on Ethereum, but the Arbitrum Uniswap LP is available, is because the two coins are not intentionally related.  But no way to know.  I made another small buy on Ethereum, about $300 worth of Ether.  I walked away with roughly 178,600,000 PSYOP tokens.

I refreshed my browser and the Uniswap LP on Ethereum has been dumped/sold.  /shrug

Doesn’t matter, bought crypto.

Extrapolating whole numbers calculating in my brain and… if I got these out somehow…I’m probably a billionaire.

I immediately went to the Arbitrum Layer 2 bridge and bridged them the same way you search for new tokens on Uniswap, using the smart contract address.  The real Arbitrum contract was already sync’ed onchain.  I completed the bridge transaction and verified they’re on-chain on Arbitrum.

#homietheyrelockedup

I stand up and shake off some of the tension.  I looked outside my window.  I’m staring at a bird flying by.  The impact of what’s occurring catches up to me.

I’ve spent a few minutes on Twitter looking at trending crypto topics and found $PSYOP being advertised like crazy from a super annoying CT influencer.  I followed the trends for a day or so, found the real token indexed on-chain, and made a small buy, like the insiders were already doing.  I know because I was watching the LP transaction chart on CMC.  The small buys just looked like every other insider’s buy, they could be, and the devs probably weren’t checking to ensure that ONLY the insiders could and were buying.  And they didn’t use a blacklist in the smart contract because that shows up in a contract security audit. They don’t whitelist for the same reason; it shows up in an audit and discredits the coin right from the beginning… on purpose.  I made a second buy of the real token, about $300 of Ether.

There was no way to know if this was the right token or not.  I banked on that it was real because they were trying to move quickly and capitalize on the momentum, and I am still faster than the whole team, from home…. While I take care of my cousin’s kids.  I checked the Arbitrum LP again, they sold it too, doh, they’re cleaning up.  They must have gotten what they wanted to get…I hope this is the right one.

Coinmarketcap’s website indexes (makes searchable) information that occurs on all kinds of blockchains.  They do this by using a geth node or listener acting as a helper node for the Ethereum network, in return it gets all the transaction information.  When you deploy a coin on Ethereum (Layer 1), it takes time to sync to Arbitrum(Layer 2).  After the coin is deployed, and depending on when CMC’s indexing finishes, the data shows up on the website.  So, there’s timing to deploy the coin, index on Ethereum, sync to Arbitrum, and index on Arbitrum, so that I can finally see it with my human eyeballs.

When you move quickly, you make mistakes.  If you don’t know how it all works, or your stressed out, you make mistakes…Like CMC’s Arbitrum indexing a fake contract on Arbitrum after you’ve already launched the real token on the Ethereum chain and before it syncs to Arbitrum and gets indexed.  But you’re so cheap and devs so tired, that you had to make the coins look different by inflating the max supply amounts.  This is done so you don’t lose a lot of the real money you put into the crapcoins on Arbitrum or wind-up messing things up unintentionally, because all they see is code.  That was the great mistake.

To sync a real coin to Arbitrum, the smart contract must be the same, otherwise it would get super crazy, technologically, to have to index 20,000 different crapcoins on Ethereum and only a handful on Arbitrum and then try to link everything together across chains.  But if you do that, create an Ethereum token on mainnet and the address is not indexed by the CMC search system on Arbitrum yet, but still synced on-chain on Arbitrum, you can still locate it on Arbitrum with the Ethereum smart contract address.  Bingo.  They didn’t think I would know that…  The timing was quite literally, perfect.  I saw the real coin before I saw the fake LP on Arbitrum.  I saw the fake Arbitrum LP pool after I had already purchased the real coin on Ethereum.

They probably thought I’d see the Arb LP Pool, grab its contract address, and plug that into Ethereum to grab the wrong coin or get confused because it was gone.  They were trying to hack the timing of the blockchain sync between Ethereum, Arbitrum, and CMC’s web search indexing from both chains.

It doesn’t matter what it looks like, it only matters that things are the same across chains.  Immutable.  Changeless.  Like Smart Contract IDs.  But I’m not automated, I just think like they do, so I used that and single biggest tenant of crypto to outsmart these fucks.  I’m just smart af.  I did all my own research and I made sure the coin was the right one on the right blockchain.  They are just too impatient to miss out on potential of billions so they messed up and I could tell.

I loved influencing him.  I did my normal thing, hopped on CT throughout the day, looked at the news, boring stuff.  Check the Pepe insider’s wallet and sure enough, more ERC-20 tokens being bought before being announced.

I hopped on this wallet: 0x46ac53a531c2D915e4D5E3c0d6805c8DdEa773dE and grabbed the Smart contract ID, did the normal buy from Uniswap.  Oh shit, it worked.  Tried again.  Tried again with a different, similarly named crapcoin, it worked.  Now I have 30ish tokens for one and a few billion crapcoin of the other.  The one that’s only ever going to have 11,000 tokens, if it had any utility, should be worth billions during a short squeeze.  Looking around at other things in the wallet, I check the token list.  The new coin that I just bought has been “spent”.

The 30ish I just bought are gone.  Wtf?

Ohh, this has happened to me before.  When I found the new coin, grabbed the smart contract ID and made the buy, I “accepted” the tokens configuration on chain.  This included all the associated smart contracts and one of them includes a function that does not allow me to “spend” those tokens, like you would need to dump them with Uniswap.  It also included a function that allowed them, some wallet they control, to use my already signed Metamask cert to transact with the chain programmatically.  That could be done from anywhere.  The transaction hits the blockchain all the same.  It’s a loophole for Uniswap’s V2 smart contract, so that they, Uniswap, can “spend” on your wallet’s behalf, while completing your real order.  It’s so Uniswap doesn’t have to prompt you at each step of the transaction.  Sign the cert, give them a timeframe that’s good to use it, usually short, then use it to transact.  But I couldn’t remember if I had seen how long this signed cert action was good for on this new token smart contract.  Hmm, the other coins were still there.

Shit, so they were waiting to find my new address transacting for both tokens, which can probably only be intentional.  If the same wallet held both tokens, they knew it was me, and they could kick off their next scripts.  And shit shit, if they knew my wallet address, and they got my cert, this wallet could be owned by them, maybe forever, they could try and gain access, or use the cert to spend or sign an Arb transaction on Arbitrum and get the liquidity back.  Time to exit the wallet.  I sent out the last remaining transactions and waited a few seconds.  I shit you not, my MetaMask wallet extension started firing thousands of notifications.  They were DDOSing my wallet so it couldn’t transact again until they were ready, they finally caught up.  I’m out.  Disabled and removed the extension.  Because I didn’t have the recovery key to the wallet, this was the event that locked the real PSYOP tokens (Orig Smart Contract address: 0xfdC83eb69d20eD562Ca45B5Ca48f3b1aFe378a1E) on Arbitrum chain forever.

I checked recently added tokens and I saw that LAMA and HARAM BSC (Binance Smart Chain-another Ethereum clone) tokens were launched.  Just going to keep tryin’ huh guys.

I created a CT burn account and messaged ben.eth around May 16, 2023.  Can’t remember exactly.  I named it ‘HATE-HATEv3-LAMA-HARAM---RUGPULL’, and tweeted the smart contract address and that they were scams.  I then DM’d ben.eth from the same account and sent him the message: “I love that you called the new coin HATE and I’m the one laughing.  What’s cooler than a million dollars?  A billion, buahahahahahaha”.  Deactivated the account, hopefully before the automation built an ad profile and stored it, but even if it did, there’s nothing of value there, just another burner duck.com address.

Anything I posted to r/Loopring after the initial post was being deleted, this happened at least a couple times.  Because the first entry was a few days old, it was probably 100% indexed and backed up and would be noticed because it had already been talked about amongst mods.

Mole on the mod team.  They’re scared.  I’m getting close.

Here’s one that was removed about LRC fees, because it’s negative and they can tell it’s “me”: (

I get it now. RE: #2

They don't want you to be able to adjust the claim fee, because then you'd know that you're paying 30 times the value of the token to claim it. If you could, they couldn't charge you a "minimum on-chain transaction gas fee", which is bullshit. It costs no more to transfer Pepe than any other coin, it's smoke and mirrors.

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I knew I had to message the mods of r/Superstonk.  If a mole got it, it would do the viral sharing work for me-good and bad.  I don’t need to see it to know what’s happening, CT is so predictable.

I crafted the next mod message with a brief breakdown of tracking the Pepe insider and 9-10 of the new burner wallet addresses they were transferring 100ETH each to.  I made it seem like they were on my tail and I was soooooo worried.  I loaded up telegram, changed my username, then left the username in the mod message and sent the entire message over a series of 5 messages.  I stayed logged into Telegram for a few hours, no messages.  Set the account to auto delete and remove Telegram from my device.

Literally hitting them from all sides now.  Twitter, Reddit, their wallets, their moles, everyone was fired up and moving the machine along.

It’s going to be a lot harder to get rid of it in the logs when there’s 5 entries in the table instead of just one.  With just one, there’s a single point of failure, the message could be deleted before others get to see it or it gets replicated (like for a large distributed DocumentDB), indexed or backed up.  There’s 4 less notifications per message, 4x10ish mods maybe, 40ish less chances someone sees it, too many.  I need this to get the authorities involved before they launch.  Shotgun blast, not a snipe for this one.

Went back to Twitter and because I had used an account that had already passed whatever ridiculous check that was in place for new accounts, I was still using the same browser session that crafted the cookie where the flag was checked, so I used it to my advantage.  I could browse freely to ben.eth’s page.  Still launching, jfc.  Okie dokie

I wasn’t sure if anything had changed with CT again, so that tweets would not immediately pop to the top of lots of feeds again. But let’s find out!  I composed a new tweet in Wordpad.  I wanted to ensure no additional Microsoft Office product telemetry data made it to the public internet.  Wordpad is old af.  I could have used any old notepad type product.  Any metadata attached to the copy of the text (probably none, but never know) will not easily transfer to modern field indexing, so even if there is something, it’s probably nothing of any value.  Office, when you copy text from it, is formatted in HTML and “transacted” with whatever entry field you copy it to.  This is why when copying from the internet and vice versa, formatting gets messed up.  You change one paragraph or copy some text in and 14 others shift, 5 pages get added, off in the distance, sirens….(I stole the spirit of this joke, sorry if it’s yours, it was a good one)

I’m just showing off at this point.

I tagged a bunch of news outlets with a screenshot of a small portion of the chapter on Setup, summing it up in a few sentences.

“I highlight this because when the Psyop started, this account was used and old enough that I was able to bypass most initial controls social media companies put in place to arbitrarily decide if you’re real or not, which are at most, annoying, but certainly do not actually provide even a serious modicum of the intended value, which is, to stop users from using the service in an unexpected way.  That’s the entire threat to some of these fragile megalomaniacs.  I’m bigmad you used my trendy internet service in a way, and I’m taking my ball home.”

Caught after 3 seconds, most likely AI/ChatGPT still detecting me based on keywords and @’ing , and locks the account before I can delete the account.  Ahh shit.  Close the browser, shut it down.  I know what I’m going to look like to them.  I was exiting Phoenix, my hostname started with one of these letters(ABCDRSTUVWXYZ), I burnt the computer for a few weeks and then I’ll reformat.  The hype will die down, the logs will have already been captured and may have been purged from Hot storage…might be okay.  They could only find me if they were smart and good enough… lol.  Back to work, makin’ bacon on the up and up :P.

This is all the real data that helped me put all the pieces together and it’ll help you too.

Reddit posts - https://www.reddit.com/r/loopring/comments/13gljpp/pepe_coin_is_good_for_lrc_because_fees_i_have/

Message sent to r/Superstonk mods:

No action has been taken beyond locking the tokens via Arbitrum for the purpose of “securing” them on a layer 2 chain.

This wallet address is the creator or insider to Pepe coin: https://etherscan.io/address/0x4a2c786651229175407d3a2d405d1998bcf40614

They’ve been wash trading NFTs and all kinds of stuff, but they also purchase a large quantity of less than desirable assets I term colloquially: crapcoins.  They’ve been good at picking winners, that’s weird.

They know this wallet’s burnt, and they’re currently moving 100ETH at a time to more wallets:

https://etherscan.io/address/0x2c7aaf41bb49383fafc7fe564f6bcf2d75cb1db0

https://etherscan.io/address/0x16441e0cff125d8427695bc1bebf9f3f7e2f02fe

https://etherscan.io/address/0x5d74e73c19f4b67fc9ebe13cac43e108ac4b7aac

Address 0xd0a8c0cb4b4064bc104e86c2df20a03587b781a6 | Etherscan

Address 0xf5606f60cb1e6c3aa6ddc3473288fc78a84936f4 | Etherscan

https://etherscan.io/address/0xf94adf553b69ae63ea5ce4cebb5785d12d0f1e0b

https://etherscan.io/address/0xa944c4f0185ece0fc6da99289cdd28656103d541

They seem to own a lot of the Uniswap LPs for all these crapcoins, which means they take home 0.1 or 0.2% per Uniswap trade on a cornered market.

Check out the ERC-20 transfers: https://etherscan.io/address/0x4a2c786651229175407d3a2d405d1998bcf40614#tokentxns

The thing about using a mouthpiece on twitter is that I can pivot around and be silent, while they are not.  I traded like they did and now they are big mad.

This is the smart contract for Pepecoin: https://etherscan.io/address/0x6982508145454ce325ddbe47a25d4ec3d2311933

This wallet: https://etherscan.io/address/0x5FE56C158F1c3181fCA31BB5aCCF9E2b2562509C had a significant stake in Pepe coin before launch.  These idiots are registering Ethereum DNS names to their bot accounts, probably to show off, which makes following addresses even easier.

I need protection.  I can break the entire thing down.  You might think I’m being sensational, but CZ the CEO of Binance just stopped following Elon Musk on Twitter, it’s because he’s in on the crapcoin deals.  Pay for tweets, or whatever.  I know how MEV and DCA bots work.  I know how their strategies work: https://www.reddit.com/r/loopring/comments/13gljpp/pepe_coin_is_good_for_lrc_because_fees_i_have/

I’m certainly not seeking a reward first and foremost, but if duly earned by providing you everything you need to help find these crooks, I’d certainly be appreciative.

Telegram @ycn_1051247

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I think the wallet address that was in this comment was this one: 0x938c062EC0a498dee255cEABf1795c7bDdD84eb6

But honestly, my eyes are sandpaper, so you might have to take my word for it on this one.

Main crapcoin wallet - https://etherscan.io/address/0x46ac53a531c2d915e4d5e3c0d6805c8ddea773de#tokentxns

Secondary crapcoin wallet - https://etherscan.io/address/0xb7c61da574f3c01e78eca2136dacd92837dc413a#tokentxns

Pepe Insider/creator - https://etherscan.io/address/0x4a2c786651229175407d3a2d405d1998bcf40614 (Anything this one touches is garbage.)  This one wash trades NFTs all day long too.

Pepe Insider Exit wallets - https://etherscan.io/address/0x2c7aaf41bb49383fafc7fe564f6bcf2d75cb1db0

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https://etherscan.io/address/0xa944c4f0185ece0fc6da99289cdd28656103d541 - This one looks a little different than others, there’s more transactions, but they were OUT to the Pepe Insider wallet.

Locked forever wallet with original $PSYOP tokens bridged to Arbitrum - https://arbiscan.io/address/0x46ac53a531c2d915e4d5e3c0d6805c8ddea773de

Original real PSYOP token smart contract address: 0xfdC83eb69d20eD562Ca45B5Ca48f3b1aFe378a1E

They’ve burnt this token, redeployed the contract and now the max supply is 0, essentially never allowing me to transfer them back on Ethereum.

To look at a wallet: go to www.etherscan.io.  In the top search bar, search for anything, wallet address, token names, IDs.  Click the wallet address, find Token Holdings, and find out which ERC-20 crapcoins it’s holding.  Transactions tab is for Ethereum layer 1 transactions.  Token Transfers (ERC-20) are where the shitcoins reside.

To see crapcoin transactions for the Uniswap LP, not yet “recently added” coins trading with a DEX pair, or see recently added coins: https://coinmarketcap.com/new/ Click star to favorite.  Look for the Token ID and follow it for more clues on the rest of global shitcoin ring, I assume there’s probably 50-100 bots at any one time.  New crapcoins get about 50 insiders before launching or pumping.  By the time you see it hit CMC, odds are it’s already beyond overinflated because the top 80% are in the Uniswap LP and with insiders, not being distributed.  You can’t change the denominations Uniswap v2 LP determines need to be set based on volume.  Which means, pumping it up and down, they are just sucking out liquidity, even the Pepe creator only kept about 2T of the original 420T tokens, and they’ve been selling as often as possible.  Let that sink in.  They don’t even know what’s going to happen with it anymore so they’re hedging their bet and selling when the momentum is high.  Because it was already sold to another outfit to create something for it.  Exactly the same playbook as Shib.

Program Google Search – news.google.com – topic: $psyop when: 24h [ENTER] It’ll change your perspective on searching.

Back up your wallet keys in case you did something super dumb that cost you a billion dollars, like disable the metamask extension before you could remember to do that, so maybe you were never really able to recover and sell the real tokens anyways?

/shrug

The devs of these crapcoins will not let you win, even when they’re beaten at their own game because of Do-your-own-research or DYOR.

If transactions for this current wave of memecoins created crazy overinflated gas fees that easily, what’s stopping the crapcoin creators from essentially DDOSing the Ethereum network and fucking the entire thing up for everyone?  The bots are the problem.  Ethereum core is bugged/worked/hacked/controlled, however you want to describe it.

They are wash-trading billions a day.  A day.  And siphoning all the liquidity they can before people notice.  And it’s because they own the Uniswap LP’s that are the only place to buy the new coin, which in the biz, is called a cornered market and are illegal *shocked Pikachu* They also share ownership over the LPs to keep everyone happy. Which is why they were bigmad at me that I got more than my fair share, which is 0.

So while the Ethereum network gets all the money from the fees, the botters prey on the fomo and get a percentage in fees from the LP as well.  They prey on fervor.  Attention and engagement equal money, so they’ve created a market for that too.  The intensity, adrenaline, and dopamine people get when they dream about being rich for a few short moments of the day before they turn back to the grind.  They’re hacking you.  Stop being a bagholder.

I turned $300 into a billion, potentially, but locked it up forever on Arbitrum.  I outed a modmole©2023 on r/Loopring and possibly r/Superstonk. I shone a light on a relationship between the modmole and the Loopring dev team.  On one between the Loopring team and Pepecoin creators, and on Red Packets and that they’re a scam.  AMMs(Automated Market Makers) are MEV bots. This is how I upset countless others in the crypto community.  Loopring should be devalued and everyone’s money returned. Coins whose only utility is to generate increasingly higher return for “investors”/stakers are scams. They are anti-innovation, because in order to pay you, they have to steal from others.

I created a following for a person none of us even knows really exists.  I harvested the engagement and attention of others to ensure that the right people, saw the right message to instigate a call to action, which, for most humans with hearts, creates an odd overprotective sense of duty to use whatever little power they have, to try and stop this from happening again. I can tell it had reach, because of the influence it had… on the influencer.

I tugged on a thread of a massive Memecoin operation that the King Twit himself is in on.  I showed the world, like others have already, he’s just a 50-something baby.  I outed a wallet that is currently worth about $5-$10M, depending on the day.  I found their exit wallets and posted them, over and over.  At the very least, I slowed them down a great deal and sowed enough doubt that while it’s up now, it’ll crash hard and hopefully just disappear forever.  I’m sorry if you lost your money, I really tried.

And then I took out the trash.