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            <title><![CDATA[I made bacon.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2022 12:30:37 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[What is that big new building? This is absolutely incredible, congrats to all involved!.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is that big new building?</p><p>This is absolutely incredible, congrats to all involved!.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[They speak English at work.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2022 21:26:39 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[It’s getting dark. I met a homeless person in NY. It is necessary that he should be sent there at once. Tom&apos;s a big liar. Check your list. We are friends. What is troubling you? Do I fit into your lifestyle? Welcome to the big leagues.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It’s getting dark.</p><p>I met a homeless person in NY.</p><p>It is necessary that he should be sent there at once.</p><p>Tom&apos;s a big liar.</p><p>Check your list.</p><p>We are friends.</p><p>What is troubling you?</p><p>Do I fit into your lifestyle?</p><p>Welcome to the big leagues.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I am a prostitute.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2022 01:21:51 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[She is putting on red lipstick. Is that it? We have bigger fish to fry.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She is putting on red lipstick.</p><p>Is that it?</p><p>We have bigger fish to fry.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[The gum on my shoe is too sticky.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2022 12:57:27 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[The camping trip was so awesome that I didn&apos;t want to come home. American kitchens are much bigger than Japanese ones. Tom added his name to the list of people who wanted to attend the dance. Could you tell me the way to the station? I&apos;ve made a list of foods that I can&apos;t eat.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The camping trip was so awesome that I didn&apos;t want to come home.</p><p>American kitchens are much bigger than Japanese ones.</p><p>Tom added his name to the list of people who wanted to attend the dance.</p><p>Could you tell me the way to the station?</p><p>I&apos;ve made a list of foods that I can&apos;t eat.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[We need to talk.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 01:05:46 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I need to clean my room. Museums can teach you a lot. Yes, he’s very good-looking. You&apos;d better look before you jump. Remember. I am a football fan. What you need is to calm down. Do you have a good example? Blood is thicker than water. I miss my girlfriend.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need to clean my room.</p><p>Museums can teach you a lot.</p><p>Yes, he’s very good-looking.</p><p>You&apos;d better look before you jump.</p><p>Remember.</p><p>I am a football fan.</p><p>What you need is to calm down.</p><p>Do you have a good example?</p><p>Blood is thicker than water.</p><p>I miss my girlfriend.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Being late is okay, but only sometimes.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2022 01:49:18 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Her eyes ran over the list to see if her name was on it. Problem solving is important. I wouldn’t be surprised if Peter asks Jill to marry him. He made the hard decision but the right one. It&apos;s a big problem.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her eyes ran over the list to see if her name was on it.</p><p>Problem solving is important.</p><p>I wouldn’t be surprised if Peter asks Jill to marry him.</p><p>He made the hard decision but the right one.</p><p>It&apos;s a big problem.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Time is money.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2022 00:27:10 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Do you have a good example? That sounds like a big waste of money. It was the biggest mistake of my life. Her eyes ran over the list to see if her name was on it. Cows eat grass. Why can you open the door? My brother’s dog barks a lot. I&apos;m a big fan of your work.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you have a good example?</p><p>That sounds like a big waste of money.</p><p>It was the biggest mistake of my life.</p><p>Her eyes ran over the list to see if her name was on it.</p><p>Cows eat grass.</p><p>Why can you open the door?</p><p>My brother’s dog barks a lot.</p><p>I&apos;m a big fan of your work.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[He is the happiest man alive.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2022 02:48:15 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[This horse has beautiful big eyes. What&apos;s the big deal? People do this all the time. Murders are very common in big cities. Did you have a chocolate last night for dessert?]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This horse has beautiful big eyes.</p><p>What&apos;s the big deal? People do this all the time.</p><p>Murders are very common in big cities.</p><p>Did you have a chocolate last night for dessert?</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[They don’t have any money.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2022 01:20:37 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I need everything on this list. He’s failed his French test. I will have a baby in the near future. I wish you would make a list of the newly published books.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need everything on this list.</p><p>He’s failed his French test.</p><p>I will have a baby in the near future.</p><p>I wish you would make a list of the newly published books.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[It is going to happen on Friday.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 21:45:43 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Where did you see him? She gave me a dirty look. Who told you that?]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where did you see him?</p><p>She gave me a dirty look.</p><p>Who told you that?</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[What do you see?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2022 00:08:03 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[What are your favorite candies and/or treats? He is the person to see. I’m also too poor to afford a real office.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What are your favorite candies and/or treats?</p><p>He is the person to see.</p><p>I’m also too poor to afford a real office.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I hope your trip is relaxing.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 15:55:36 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[If you went there, you would find him. Why the long face? That sounds like a big waste of money. Hummers are big gas guzzlers. We are all in favor of your plan. Could you do me a really big favor? These shoes are big enough for me.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you went there, you would find him.</p><p>Why the long face?</p><p>That sounds like a big waste of money.</p><p>Hummers are big gas guzzlers.</p><p>We are all in favor of your plan.</p><p>Could you do me a really big favor?</p><p>These shoes are big enough for me.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[There used to be a big cherry tree behind my house.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2022 13:01:38 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[There was a big fire near my house last night. They&apos;re giving a big ball at the American Embassy tonight.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was a big fire near my house last night.</p><p>They&apos;re giving a big ball at the American Embassy tonight.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I want to ask them when their big day is.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2022 12:54:07 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[You have a beautiful home. School violence is a big problem. The play ran a big advertisement in the newspapers. It rather suprised me. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Hold on I need a minute to understand. I&apos;ll put it on the list. No problem !That&apos;s all !Time is up The answering machine was full. You have to look closely to know.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have a beautiful home.</p><p>School violence is a big problem.</p><p>The play ran a big advertisement in the newspapers.</p><p>It rather suprised me.</p><p>A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.</p><p>Hold on I need a minute to understand.</p><p>I&apos;ll put it on the list.</p><p>No problem !That&apos;s all !Time is up</p><p>The answering machine was full.</p><p>You have to look closely to know.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I love it because it is so comfortable.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2022 02:43:20 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[How big is your house? Here is a list of things you should avoid eating. The car was a fun spot to sit on. A big tree in the field was struck by lightning. This will make a big difference. What is your favorite movie? That&apos;s why they pay us the big bucks. Her paintings are works of art. It snows a lot in winter in Russia.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How big is your house?</p><p>Here is a list of things you should avoid eating.</p><p>The car was a fun spot to sit on.</p><p>A big tree in the field was struck by lightning.</p><p>This will make a big difference.</p><p>What is your favorite movie?</p><p>That&apos;s why they pay us the big bucks.</p><p>Her paintings are works of art.</p><p>It snows a lot in winter in Russia.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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