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            <title><![CDATA[I go to the bathroom.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2022 03:27:04 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[She went over the list to see if her name was there. We&apos;ve got a bigger problem. I heard you were in a big fight.]]></description>
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            <title><![CDATA[Do you deliver to this address?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2022 21:41:26 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I can’t help thinking that I forgot to turn off the stove. That was a big surprise.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can’t help thinking that I forgot to turn off the stove.</p><p>That was a big surprise.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Every year Americans pay half a trillion in rent.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2022 03:53:47 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I made a list of people I wanted to invite to my party. I am going to make my bed first.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I made a list of people I wanted to invite to my party.</p><p>I am going to make my bed first.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[This room is too big.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2022 11:20:25 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Glazed donuts are amazing. I want to learn all the words on this list by the end of July. I would rather stay at home alone. If you could go anywhere on vacation, where would you go? It&apos;s no big deal. Tom is a big spender. He knows English better than I. He has more brothers than I. He is a big prankster. You may as well tell me the truth.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glazed donuts are amazing.</p><p>I want to learn all the words on this list by the end of July.</p><p>I would rather stay at home alone.</p><p>If you could go anywhere on vacation, where would you go?</p><p>It&apos;s no big deal.</p><p>Tom is a big spender.</p><p>He knows English better than I.</p><p>He has more brothers than I.</p><p>He is a big prankster.</p><p>You may as well tell me the truth.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[It's a very big and busy city.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 02:58:33 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[The big secret&apos;s finally out. Their dresses are too big. I like geography and science. The advanvecd technology is what sold me. This problem is much bigger than we thought. New experiences are the best. Do you want a sandwich? Avocados are nasty. They made a big racket last night.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The big secret&apos;s finally out.</p><p>Their dresses are too big.</p><p>I like geography and science.</p><p>The advanvecd technology is what sold me.</p><p>This problem is much bigger than we thought.</p><p>New experiences are the best.</p><p>Do you want a sandwich?</p><p>Avocados are nasty.</p><p>They made a big racket last night.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I fear that he drinks too much.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2022 04:44:01 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Take your time. I&apos;m going to the concert. You should clean your room. I like going to dance clubs. The President&apos;s back.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take your time.</p><p>I&apos;m going to the concert.</p><p>You should clean your room.</p><p>I like going to dance clubs.</p><p>The President&apos;s back.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[It seems all right.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2022 03:13:27 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I&apos;m getting a big raise. I want to meet his sister-in-law. There are new deals every single day. She knows New York like the back of her hand. They will be here shortly. I miss my dad. The girl wore her hair in two braids, tied with two blue bows. It&apos;s a big deal. Tom just did me a big favor.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&apos;m getting a big raise.</p><p>I want to meet his sister-in-law.</p><p>There are new deals every single day.</p><p>She knows New York like the back of her hand.</p><p>They will be here shortly.</p><p>I miss my dad.</p><p>The girl wore her hair in two braids, tied with two blue bows.</p><p>It&apos;s a big deal.</p><p>Tom just did me a big favor.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[My mother looks a lot like my grandmother, and I look very much like them.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2022 04:00:48 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Tom is the owner of a very big house. Of course it traumatized me. Will you come over now? These places are so beautiful. In general, people in America tend to prefer bigger cars. You seem to be in a big hurry. Tom showed Mary the list. I’m positive that. I&apos;m sure Tom meant to do that. If you ask for my number, I might give it to you.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom is the owner of a very big house.</p><p>Of course it traumatized me.</p><p>Will you come over now?</p><p>These places are so beautiful.</p><p>In general, people in America tend to prefer bigger cars.</p><p>You seem to be in a big hurry.</p><p>Tom showed Mary the list.</p><p>I’m positive that.</p><p>I&apos;m sure Tom meant to do that.</p><p>If you ask for my number, I might give it to you.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I made very short work of the big steak.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2022 07:11:44 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[She&apos;s okay. It doesn&apos;t seem that big. She was riding on a high-speed train. I just walked on thee coolest pillow. I&apos;m not as big a fool as you think I am. This house is too big for us. I could eat avocados for thee rest of my life.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&apos;s okay.</p><p>It doesn&apos;t seem that big.</p><p>She was riding on a high-speed train.</p><p>I just walked on thee coolest pillow.</p><p>I&apos;m not as big a fool as you think I am.</p><p>This house is too big for us.</p><p>I could eat avocados for thee rest of my life.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Glass is better than plastic for nice dinners.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2022 14:43:12 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[They may come in handy one day. What do you like to do when you’re alone? I got my finger stuck in the door when I slammed it. Tom kept me from making a big mistake. We may have good reason to be proud of ourselves. You have a big stain on your pullover. I started walking home and my feet got so tired I had to stop and take breaks. You should make more money. That&apos;s the problem.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They may come in handy one day.</p><p>What do you like to do when you’re alone?</p><p>I got my finger stuck in the door when I slammed it.</p><p>Tom kept me from making a big mistake.</p><p>We may have good reason to be proud of ourselves.</p><p>You have a big stain on your pullover.</p><p>I started walking home and my feet got so tired I had to stop and take breaks.</p><p>You should make more money.</p><p>That&apos;s the problem.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[It wasn't a big store, right?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2022 15:41:25 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[The nurse told me to list all the medications I was taking. Tom pointed at one of the names on the list. The next thing I am going to say is true. There&apos;s creepers everywhere. The house was big. Do you think this is too big? It&apos;s probably a big list. Tom could be a big help to you, I think.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The nurse told me to list all the medications I was taking.</p><p>Tom pointed at one of the names on the list.</p><p>The next thing I am going to say is true.</p><p>There&apos;s creepers everywhere.</p><p>The house was big.</p><p>Do you think this is too big?</p><p>It&apos;s probably a big list.</p><p>Tom could be a big help to you, I think.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Tom is quite big-headed.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 11:55:11 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Get over yourself. Here is a list of things you should avoid eating. You&apos;re going to owe me a big favor. You should marry me. I bet he’ll be late. It makes a big difference to me. Of couse I will help you with the move. If you could live anywhere, where would you live and why? I have the list. Leave well enough alone.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get over yourself.</p><p>Here is a list of things you should avoid eating.</p><p>You&apos;re going to owe me a big favor.</p><p>You should marry me.</p><p>I bet he’ll be late.</p><p>It makes a big difference to me.</p><p>Of couse I will help you with the move.</p><p>If you could live anywhere, where would you live and why?</p><p>I have the list.</p><p>Leave well enough alone.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I go back to bedroom.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2022 07:00:57 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Where have you lived and which was your favorite place? Your names were crossed off the list. Today is the first time in 5 years I haven&apos;t dressed up as a cow for cow appreciation day at Chick Fil A and I am depressed bc of it. Wearing bows was her favorite thing right now. Technology makes us forget our past.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where have you lived and which was your favorite place?</p><p>Your names were crossed off the list.</p><p>Today is the first time in 5 years I haven&apos;t dressed up as a cow for cow appreciation day at Chick Fil A and I am depressed bc of it.</p><p>Wearing bows was her favorite thing right now.</p><p>Technology makes us forget our past.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Space grey is a weird color.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2022 20:43:42 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[You had me worried for a moment. That sounds like a big secret. The mouse was so hungry he ran across the kitchen floor without even looking for humans. Paul gave me a present. He reminds me of your brother. Any day will do. Why do you keep asking such an obvious question? Coffee has great foam in it if it is made right. They entered his name on the list.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You had me worried for a moment.</p><p>That sounds like a big secret.</p><p>The mouse was so hungry he ran across the kitchen floor without even looking for humans.</p><p>Paul gave me a present.</p><p>He reminds me of your brother.</p><p>Any day will do.</p><p>Why do you keep asking such an obvious question?</p><p>Coffee has great foam in it if it is made right.</p><p>They entered his name on the list.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Thank you very much for your hospitality.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2022 11:40:21 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Try again. But still, second strongest, not bad. Could I open the door? Tom wasn&apos;t that big a fool. She is with another man.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try again.</p><p>But still, second strongest, not bad.</p><p>Could I open the door?</p><p>Tom wasn&apos;t that big a fool.</p><p>She is with another man.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Tom answered the next question on the list.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2022 02:11:23 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[The planet was yet to be discovered. We suffered a pretty big loss. I guess that&apos;s not such a big secret. What is your favorite animal and why? Okay then I guess that&apos;s where we are at. I don&apos;t owe you anything. He threw up in the trash can! I am an event planner. There was a big fire in my neighborhood. Tell the leadership I will take full responsibility.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The planet was yet to be discovered.</p><p>We suffered a pretty big loss.</p><p>I guess that&apos;s not such a big secret.</p><p>What is your favorite animal and why?</p><p>Okay then I guess that&apos;s where we are at.</p><p>I don&apos;t owe you anything.</p><p>He threw up in the trash can!</p><p>I am an event planner.</p><p>There was a big fire in my neighborhood.</p><p>Tell the leadership I will take full responsibility.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[This jacket is a little too big.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:57:26 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[When are you opening the door? The planet was yet to be discovered.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When are you opening the door?</p><p>The planet was yet to be discovered.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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