When the long-awaited moment arrived, I felt it. The air around me began to crackle, and in a bright explosion, he arose ! A shiny human figure, golem of steel covered in dust. His bright blue eyes stared at me. The lightning bolt on his forehead indicated unambiguously that it was a creature from the inner space of the Metaverse ! I knew immediately what I had to do.

Klonk!

- Ouch ! Did you just throw a brick at me ? - WTF are you ? How did you get there ? My wife sent you ? I warn you, I’m a certified alchemist ! I can cast powerful magic upon you ! Beware!

- Are you planning to attack me with that sandwich?

- I was on a lunch break. Would that work?

- I ain't afraid of no sandwich. Wait, don't you know who I am? You summoned me.

- Oh yes, of course, I did that. On purpose ! I just can’t remember your name, the… the… The glyph was half eaten by the rats.

- I am…. Daflashbot !

- De Flaz Boot ? Is that Dutch ?

- No, it’s Daflashbot !

- You literally explodes in front of me, my ears are still ringing. Daflashbot ! Daflashbot !

- You don’t have to emphasize the end of my name every time you pronounce it. I can see from the holes in your robe that you've been practicing your art for a long time?

- The holes were there before. It use to be our bedroom curtain before it set itself on fire due to an unfortunate course of events I have absolutely nothing to do with despite what my wife says. So Daflashbot, what are you ?

- I’m a knight of justice and prosperity! I’ll be your fierce shield against the mighty front runners! Your herald in the mist of the ether! Your scout thru the arcana of mystical transmutation!

- Where does the music comes from when you speak ?

- Alchemist radio.

- Radio?

- Magic music in the air. Whatever.

Klonk!

- Another brick? Really?!

- You sound hollow. Are you sure you’re not just a talking armor ? Like the one who scams people in the market with card tricks?

- I could turn your face into that of an ape for implying that.

- I guess it wouldn’t be so bad. If I changed my face maybe I could change my life too.

- Wait a minute, this is not a magic scroll, this is a recipe. You were cooking right? You summoned me totally by chance, didn't you? Are you really an alchemist?

- I’m a beginner actually. Only did a few swip-swap. I tried to turn a doggo into a tadpole using the Unicorn and the Cold Fish spells. Got stuck, lost a lot of Matter of Eth.

- The Unicorn and the Cold Fish, powerful magic but old spells. Fortunately you summoned me, so I am at your service now and I can solve those kind of problem. -There’s a trick right ? You want me to sign a contract for my soul or something like that ?

- You’ll have to approve a few things. Contract is law. I need Matter of Eth but you can keep your soul. If my course of action doesn’t work I do refund.

- What’s the plan ?

- The plan is there is no plan.

- Not even a dental plan ?

- We don’t have a dental plan… yet! Oh gosh, I can see THROUGH the holes in your robe now, you really should wear underpants. Please, tell me what you want.

- Have you ever heard of a racehorse called "Lambo"? I’d really, really like to be his owner...