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            <title><![CDATA[Some people have all the luck.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2022 07:54:39 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[What a nice apartment you have in the city. It was so cold that no one wanted to go outside. We&apos;re just one big happy family. I fear that he drinks too much. What is that big new building? That&apos;s a big lie. Tom isn&apos;t listed. What kind of sentence are you looking for anyway? Same to you.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a nice apartment you have in the city.</p><p>It was so cold that no one wanted to go outside.</p><p>We&apos;re just one big happy family.</p><p>I fear that he drinks too much.</p><p>What is that big new building?</p><p>That&apos;s a big lie.</p><p>Tom isn&apos;t listed.</p><p>What kind of sentence are you looking for anyway?</p><p>Same to you.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Do you deliver to this address?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2022 02:50:23 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[This desk which I bought yesterday is very big. I think you should stop charging so much money. You&apos;ve made a big mistake.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This desk which I bought yesterday is very big.</p><p>I think you should stop charging so much money.</p><p>You&apos;ve made a big mistake.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[To be careful.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2022 12:31:03 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I smelled the smell of cooking. Tom and I have big plans. I am the designated survivor. Sales have dropped off at every big department store. She washed the tomatoes. The company went public and became listed on the stock exchange in 1990.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I smelled the smell of cooking.</p><p>Tom and I have big plans.</p><p>I am the designated survivor.</p><p>Sales have dropped off at every big department store.</p><p>She washed the tomatoes.</p><p>The company went public and became listed on the stock exchange in 1990.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I love this headline so much.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 18:24:50 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[The child was hiding behind a big tree. Do you mind if I smoke? My brother is big enough to travel alone.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The child was hiding behind a big tree.</p><p>Do you mind if I smoke?</p><p>My brother is big enough to travel alone.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[This weekend is the best night ever.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2022 20:37:24 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I will make an observation. The dog barked at the cat. You are making a big mistake. There&apos;s a big storm on way. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. That&apos;s s big mistake, isn&apos;t it? Tom would have a big problem with that. What a big dog that is! Tom&apos;s big-headed.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will make an observation.</p><p>The dog barked at the cat.</p><p>You are making a big mistake.</p><p>There&apos;s a big storm on way.</p><p>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.</p><p>That&apos;s s big mistake, isn&apos;t it?</p><p>Tom would have a big problem with that.</p><p>What a big dog that is!</p><p>Tom&apos;s big-headed.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[This room is too big.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2022 15:41:51 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Their mom asked them to sweep up the leaves. “I thought of possibly taking it over myself ”. He was married to a friend of mine. This could be your big moment. This way you can start to heal. These dancers are like family. You are so beautiful. We had a big snow storm last weekend. He wanted to get the cheese so badly.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Their mom asked them to sweep up the leaves.</p><p>“I thought of possibly taking it over myself ”.</p><p>He was married to a friend of mine.</p><p>This could be your big moment.</p><p>This way you can start to heal.</p><p>These dancers are like family.</p><p>You are so beautiful.</p><p>We had a big snow storm last weekend.</p><p>He wanted to get the cheese so badly.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Tom realized he could be making a big mistake.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 19:59:26 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Oysters are slimy. I love being creative.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oysters are slimy.</p><p>I love being creative.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I don't want to drink caffeine.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2022 19:19:27 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I imagine you think of this activity as something characters from a Jane Austin novel did. We&apos;ve got much bigger problems to deal with. Roses are red. I don&apos;t want to drink caffeine. Get out of the car. Could I ask you to do me a big favor? There was a big reception after the wedding. I&apos;m going to see a movie. China is twenty times bigger than Japan. Good gracious! Ridiculous!]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I imagine you think of this activity as something characters from a Jane Austin novel did.</p><p>We&apos;ve got much bigger problems to deal with.</p><p>Roses are red.</p><p>I don&apos;t want to drink caffeine.</p><p>Get out of the car.</p><p>Could I ask you to do me a big favor?</p><p>There was a big reception after the wedding.</p><p>I&apos;m going to see a movie.</p><p>China is twenty times bigger than Japan.</p><p>Good gracious! Ridiculous!</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[The box was small and wrapped in paper with tiny silver and red glitter dots.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 18:30:08 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[You should make more money. My shoes are bigger than yours.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You should make more money.</p><p>My shoes are bigger than yours.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I want to live in a big city.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2022 22:27:20 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Tell me something interesting. I don&apos;t know what the big deal is. Two big powers have signed a secret agreement. Donuts with cream are nasty. I’m left wondering if she understood the joke. You should eat them. She is eating a midnight snack. I like open spaces.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tell me something interesting.</p><p>I don&apos;t know what the big deal is.</p><p>Two big powers have signed a secret agreement.</p><p>Donuts with cream are nasty.</p><p>I’m left wondering if she understood the joke.</p><p>You should eat them.</p><p>She is eating a midnight snack.</p><p>I like open spaces.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[He was wearing a vest.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2022 18:33:07 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I am in a hurry today because I was working out for too long. Tom crossed something off his list.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am in a hurry today because I was working out for too long.</p><p>Tom crossed something off his list.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[How do you like it?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2022 00:55:41 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[My bandaid wasn&apos;t sticky any more so it fell off on the way to school. Tom lives in a big house. Why do they call New York the Big Apple? We had a really big fight. I&apos;m not a big TV watcher. We have cardio classes everyday. "this recipe has been in my family for 100 years ". You two had a big fight last night, didn&apos;t you?]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My bandaid wasn&apos;t sticky any more so it fell off on the way to school.</p><p>Tom lives in a big house.</p><p>Why do they call New York the Big Apple?</p><p>We had a really big fight.</p><p>I&apos;m not a big TV watcher.</p><p>We have cardio classes everyday.</p><p>&quot;this recipe has been in my family for 100 years &quot;.</p><p>You two had a big fight last night, didn&apos;t you?</p>]]></content:encoded>
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