With your donation we will fund:

-Neighborhood canteens (Where pigeons can eat without having to beg).

-Schools of diplomacy ("How to steal a sandwich without looking rude").

-Self-defense classes ("How to avoid thrown shoes: ancient techniques").

Laughing at pigeons is easy, laughing with them is an art.. and you deserve not to clean your windshield every morning.

The pigeons are in revolt, they have a plan and are organizing. Choose your faction:

1. Donate now to get symbolic protection and their eternal indifference (Can you believe that? For real??).

2. Suffer their outrage (They tell me to write this : "Omae wa mou shindeiru!" Does it make any sense to you?).

#PigeonRevolution

**Rewards for you (symbolic but advantageous and gloriously useless):**

**$5:** Your name will be whispered among the neighborhood pigeons (placebo effect guaranteed, sometimes).

**$10:** Pigeons will perch near you feigning indifference or fly away upon your arrival (Who can tell?).

**$20:** Non-aggression pact: Pigeons will perhaps avoid using you as a target for a while (Or maybe not, suspense is part of the game).

**$50:** Local pigeons will ignore your car for a week.. or a couple of days.. don't know.. (Non-binding promise).

**$100:** You are officially “The One Who Feeds Us” (No pigeon will remember this, but you will know you made a difference).

If you're brave enough you can support also via crypto (Recommended Stable Crumbs and Pollygon network: They are Pigeon friendly)

→ Directly here: 0x3B064F6B9EbC3DA2D9b0005CcADE2BC125bBb194

With your donation we will fund:

-Neighborhood canteens (Where pigeons can eat without having to beg).

-Schools of diplomacy ("How to steal a sandwich without looking rude").

-Self-defense classes ("How to avoid thrown shoes: ancient techniques").

Laughing at pigeons is easy, laughing with them is an art.. and you deserve not to clean your windshield every morning.

The pigeons are in revolt, they have a plan and are organizing. Choose your faction:

1. Donate now to get symbolic protection and their eternal indifference (Can you believe that? For real??).

2. Suffer their outrage (They tell me to write this : "Omae wa mou shindeiru!" Does it make any sense to you?).

#PigeonRevolution

**Rewards for you (symbolic but advantageous and gloriously useless):**

**$5:** Your name will be whispered among the neighborhood pigeons (placebo effect guaranteed, sometimes).

**$10:** Pigeons will perch near you feigning indifference or fly away upon your arrival (Who can tell?).

**$20:** Non-aggression pact: Pigeons will perhaps avoid using you as a target for a while (Or maybe not, suspense is part of the game).

**$50:** Local pigeons will ignore your car for a week.. or a couple of days.. don't know.. (Non-binding promise).

**$100:** You are officially “The One Who Feeds Us” (No pigeon will remember this, but you will know you made a difference).

If you're brave enough you can support also via crypto (Recommended Stable Crumbs and Pollygon network: They are Pigeon friendly)

→ Directly here: 0x3B064F6B9EbC3DA2D9b0005CcADE2BC125bBb194