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            <title><![CDATA[The ticket
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            <pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:34:57 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Tom is a little boy, and he is only1 seven years2 old. Once3 he goes to a cinema4. It is the first5 time for him to do that. He buys6 a ticket8 and goes in. But after two or three minutes9 he comes out, and buys the second10 ticket and goes in again11. After a few12 minutes he comes out again and buys the third13 ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another14 ticket. But a girl asks him, "Why do you buy7 so many tickets15? How many friends16 do you meet17?" "No, I...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom is a little boy, and he is <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/only"><strong>only</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_1">1</a> seven <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/years"><strong>years</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_2">2</a> old. <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/Once"><strong>Once</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_3">3</a> he goes to a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/cinema"><strong>cinema</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_4">4</a>. It is the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/first"><strong>first</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_5">5</a> time for him to do that. He <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/buys"><strong>buys</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_6">6</a> a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/ticket"><strong>ticket</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_8">8</a> and goes in. But after two or three <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/minutes"><strong>minutes</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_9">9</a> he comes out, and buys the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/second"><strong>second</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_10">10</a> ticket and goes in <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/again"><strong>again</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_11">11</a>. After a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/few"><strong>few</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_12">12</a> minutes he comes out again and buys the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/third"><strong>third</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_13">13</a> ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/another"><strong>another</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_14">14</a> ticket. But a girl asks him, &quot;Why do you <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/buy"><strong>buy</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_7">7</a> so many <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/tickets"><strong>tickets</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_15">15</a>? How many <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/friends"><strong>friends</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_16">16</a> do you <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/meet"><strong>meet</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_17">17</a>?&quot; &quot;No, I have no friends here, but a big <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/woman"><strong>woman</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_18">18</a> <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/always"><strong>always</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_19">19</a> <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://dict.qsbdc.com/stops"><strong>stops</strong></a><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="http://www.enread.com/humors/kids/105475.html#_w_20">20</a> me at the door and cuts up my ticket.&quot;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Proper Job Placement
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            <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2022 07:20:30 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Methods from Human Resources...Put 400 bricks in a closed room.Put your new hires in the room and close the door.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.Then analyze1 the situation:a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting2 Department. b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing3. c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering. d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning. e. If they are ...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Methods from Human Resources...</p><ol><li><p>Put 400 bricks in a closed room.</p></li><li><p>Put your new hires in the room and close the door.</p></li><li><p>Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.</p></li><li><p>Then analyze1 the situation:</p></li></ol><p>a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting2 Department.</p><p>b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing3.</p><p>c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.</p><p>d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.</p><p>e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.</p><p>f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.</p><p>g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.</p><p>h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.</p><p>i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.</p><p>j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.</p><p>k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.</p><p>l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.</p><p>m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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