I hope you cut your extension cord each time you cut your bushes.

I hope someone knocks over your path lights every time you put them back up.

I hope you get yourself wet when you roll up the hose.

I hope you start a sentence and forget your train of thought, while at the window ordering fast food.

I hope your dogs trigger your passenger seat beep, but there’s no way they’re going to let you belt them in.

I hope someone tries to make you paranoid by unhooking your bed cover…. again.

I hope, on road trips, your co-pilot tries to unscrew the cap of your water bottle and hand it to you, and you twist it off, and drop it. Under your foot. While you’re driving 80 and the next exit is 35 miles.

I hope someone changes every 3rd key as you type. Then it changes to every 4. And StickyKeys comes on.

If you think I’m finished, you would be incorrect.