That’s why I’m bringing reviews back to basics.

What are you going to review?

Initially, just the little things in the world around me. Then, as I gather support, whatever my audience needs me to review -- be it large or small.

If we are to find truth in this world, we much first analyze every table corner, every cat paw, and every word spoken.

Why should we trust you?

Because I am a connoisseur of life. I’ve lived a hardy 30 years and have experienced vast amounts of it. Not to mention I am an heiress of the potato empire of Idaho. (Yes, it’s a real thing.)

I aim to use the trust you give me to give frank, uncensored reviews of all the things we interact with without the burden of wondering who is sponsoring me.

I will be completely transparent as I reveal my truth to all of you exquisite people.

So join me on this journey of analysis!