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@CocaineProtocol

Sometimes we get devious.

Visit the Explore tab on Mirror right now.

Link: mirror.xyz

How long until they notice?

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2:55 AM • Apr 16, 2024

Sorry not sorry. Welcome to the home for Web3 publishing. Just having fun. Is this illegal? Blockchain is blockchain… Code is law? Is this defacing Mirror.xyz? Fuck it. We’ll find out together.

The goal is to collect as many as you can. Without an article you will not be eligible for the presale. The more articles you own, the more $SNOW you’ll be able to purchase.

Here are 690 more free articles on Base to drive this point home.

Mint it out. GO 🐻‍❄️❄️⛓️

0.0069 ETH.

🧱 by 🧱

🧱 = 🔑

🔑 = ❄️

❄️ = The future of finance. Next generation DeFi.

Snowpaper v0.1.0 - April 20, 2o24.

https://mirror.xyz/0x5251a53DBC53e5cF87B9371fcC3f1BDcFe06D9F4/ojhokE2bq2l49EdgH9CP8LBdaIS7IYH3ySCIjRcffiM

We sold 42 Bricks 🧱. The project earned its first 0.1764 ETH in revenue. They (The Honey Jar 🍯 and Standard and Paws 🐾) were in disbelief.

Then, we explained Bricklist 🧱. This time we added a 0 to the number because people were complaining that they didn’t get to mint. We thought maybe 6 more would sell.

https://mirror.xyz/0x5251a53DBC53e5cF87B9371fcC3f1BDcFe06D9F4/0R1mQC4j3qxdww42AvYkZm5EyFs0CGG0CIv-H2uBi6w

We sold all 420 Bricks 🧱. The project earned its next 1.764 ETH in revenue. They (the grifters) got heart attacks. Probably did some bad cocaine.

This time we add one more 0. OpenSea gougers be damned. Bots be damned.

4200 BRICKS for sale🧱

1 🧱 = 1 🧱

🧱 = 🔑 to ❄️

Why should you buy Bricklist 🧱 articles?

1 article = 1 brick. One brick can be made up of certain amounts of $SNOW. When the Cocaine Bricks NFT releases, you will get to choose the make up of the bricks you buy. Bricks will range in weight from one ounce to one kilo. One ounce = 28.3495 $SNOW. One kilo = 1,000.0000 $SNOW. The price of 1 $SNOW is yet to be announced.

EXAMPLE 1:

If 1 $SNOW was to be priced at $0.42 each, then a one ounce Cocaine Brick NFT would cost $0.42 x 28.3495 which is $11.90679.

If 1 $SNOW was to be priced at $0.42 each, then a one kilo Cocaine Brick NFT would cost $0.42 x 1,000.0000 which is $420.

But wait… There’s more…

The presale for $SNOW will last a certain number of days. Holders of articles will receive a % discount on their final order. This means, if for example, the discount was 6.9%, then you’d be able to subtract 6.9% from $420, which brings the price of a kilo brick to $391.02.

The best way to get the most value out of the Bricklist 🧱 articles is to purchase one kilo bricks. The article costed you 0.0042 ETH (about ~$10), but it could save you at least $28.98 on a kilo brick. There is clear value.

There is more.

After purchasing a Bricklist 🧱 you can verify it in the Cocaine Protocol Discord to get access to the #traplord-lounge. This is a channel mostly made up of people who purchased Bricklist 🧱 articles.

*snorts* and furthermore…

Bricklist 🧱 articles will give you additional utility within the Cocaine Bera universe.

All this for 0.0042 ETH. Not 0.069 or 0.69, just 0.0042. ~$10.

By purchasing Bricklist 🧱 you are helping to bootstrap the project and speed up development. You are also making it possible for Cocaine Protocol to remain independent for the time being instead of having to “fall in line” with VC’s and investors. Your $10 goes a long way to ensuring Cocaine Protocol doesn’t have to answer to anybody but you, the community. This is paramount to the well-being of the project in these vital early stages.

If you’ve read the documents then you know that Cocaine Protocol is all about returning the power of the concept of money back to the people. We are the people. We are building this for us. We will go as far as we can on our own before accepting a dime of money that comes with conditions.

READ THE DOCS

Collecting 1 #plug-talk-🔌📲 post will enable you to purchase 1 Cocaine Brick NFT.

1 Cocaine Brick NFT will enable you to purchase 1 brick of $SNOW in the presale.

The more posts you collect, the more bricks you will be able to purchase.

Details of the Cocaine Bricks NFT will be added to this Mirror.xyz post on February 14, 2024 💕.

BRICKISH 🧱 COCAINE ❄️ BERAS 🐻‍❄️

🧱 = 🔑

Purchase this plug-talk-🔌📲 entry to get Bricklist 🧱. Bricklist is the WL for the upcoming Cocaine Bricks NFT. You can earn Bricklist 🧱 by contributing alpha in the plug-talk-🔌📲 channel in the Cocaine Protocol Discord, for free, however, if you want to speed run the process you can simply purchase it for 0.0042 $ETH.

After completing your purchase, hop into the Discord. The NFT asset verification bot will be enabled on Monday, January 22, 2024. All new holders will be able to verify their Bricklist and receive the Traplord role in the Discord upon verification.

On the surface, it is marketed by itself and members of the Berachain community as the gateway to the Berachain ecosystem. It is created by The Honey Jar, which is also itself marketed as the gateway to the Berachain ecosystem.

However, below the surface, it quickly devolves into nothing but a way for certain members of the Berachain ecosystem to take advantage of builders and personally gain.

First, let’s delve into what a ratings service is. We’ll use S&P Global to begin our understanding. S&P Global is a ratings service for the stock markets of the world. They provide opinions about credit risk with relation to publicly traded companies.

The concept for Standard & Paws is a project rating service. They have a proprietary ratings system which they use to assess projects in the Berachain ecosystem. This system is based upon points and metrics that Standard & Paws touts as a 150 point inspection of a project. These assessments are conducted by what are known as community assessors. Community assessors who routinely evaluate projects may earn the Community S&P Assessors designation.

The framework for the aforementioned 150 point inspection is as follows:

1. Project Development

2. Bullish Berachain

3. Team, Background, & Organization

4. Social & Community

5. THJ Specific

6. Non-Negotiable

According to The Honey Jar, these 6 sectors as they are called, rigorously assess various aspects of a project, ranging from its technical roadmap to community engagement, with a keen eye for potential red flags.

Allegedly to maintain objectivity, these S&P ratings are curated by the S&P community contributors. Any member may assess a project and apply his assessment to the review. Upon a successful submission, the assessment is given approval and is published on the S&P platform where it becomes accessible by any reader.

Sounds good right? Well, yeah. Until you delve into the ratings mechanics themselves and realize this is nothing more than a poor ratings shop designed to pad the pockets of The Honey Jar’s team.

Next, let’s delve into the submission process. To submit your project to Standard & Paws, a form must be filled. This form contains two pages of questions. These questions are as follows:

• Project Name

• Project Website

• Discord Server

• X

• Point of Contact

• How many team members are on the team

• What are their roles

• Have you founded any projects before

• How long have you been part of the Berachain ecosystem

• Current project status

• Submit links to tokenomics, roadmaps, whitepapers

• Has the project done any fundraising (NFT mint included)

• Link to treasury

• Has the project conducted an audit or planning to do one in the short term

• Or put up a bug bounty

• Are there any supplemental materials that you would like us to consider when assessing your project

• Do you have any questions or concerns

• Is your project a THJ Partner

• Have you joined our Discord

These are extremely mundane questions, but questions, nonetheless.

Moving on, let’s delve into the Community Assessor Program. For every approved assessment, the community assessor receives a 🐾Paw Badge. By accruing 5 badges you can become an “official community assessor (OCA)”. Earning 10 badges provides you with OCA+, while 20 badges provides you with OCA++.

The first 42 community assessors also have the opportunity to earn HoneyJar Gen2 NFTs. Community assessors also receive perks such as Discord roles, access to a private chat with other assessors, a special role in the future THJ DAO, and, bonus rewards from THJ and its partners.

Additionally, there is a competition for the S&P Season, in which, community assessors can submit assessments on an on-going basis and extend their streak. The highest scoring assessors will receive awards at the end of the season.

As you can astutely tell, there is a clear incentive for community assessors to assess projects. This incentive is a funnel which promises entrance to a DAO and rewards based on the community assessors quantity of assessments.

Continuing onward, let’s delve into the current S&P assessments that have been completed. The list is short, with 14 entries as of January 20, 2024

1. Beradrome

2. Goldilocks

3. The Honey Jar

4. The Honey Jar

5. Aori

6. Beradoge

7. The Honey Jar

8. MijaniDAO

9. Yeet It

10. Beradex Gen2

11. Ambient Finance

12. Berachein

13. The Honey Jar

14. The Honey Jar

F in the chat before I continue. Time to ruffle all the feathers.

Standard & Paws is positioning itself as the gatekeeper of the Berachain ecosystem, yet, it can’t even gate itself. Where do I begin? Perhaps with the abysmal consistency across project ratings. How about the fact that points are arbitrarily assigned without a clear method? Shall we discuss how projects #4, #7 and #8 have received 103, 117 and 131 points which mean they are double AA to triple AAA projects? What? What about the erroneous grammatical errors throughout these assessments? Let’s skip all of that and hone in on the most disingenuous aspect.

The entire premise of The Honey Jar and Standard & Paws is to provide favourable ratings to curtain projects that give The Honey Jar perks such as token allocations, DAO seats, among other things. Free stuff = ratings, essentially.

What a complete and utterly useless gateway to the Berachain ecosystem. Completely hostile to builders. Projects like The Honey Jar are detrimental to Berachain’s success and these projects must be approached with the utmost sensitivity. Do not make any investment decisions using the information gathered or disseminated by The Honey Jar and/or Standard & Paws. It’s nothing but a scummy cash grab to twist builders into giving up what they’ve worked hard for in exchange for a completely meaningless rating.

Bullish on projects that aren’t rated by Standard & Paws.

Bullish on plug-talk-🔌📲.

Purchase this plug-talk-🔌📲 entry to get Bricklist 🧱. Bricklist is the WL for the upcoming Cocaine Bricks NFT. You can earn Bricklist 🧱 by contributing alpha in the plug-talk-🔌📲 channel in the Cocaine Protocol Discord, for free, however, if you want to speed run the process you can simply purchase it for 0.0042 $ETH.

After completing your purchase, hop into the Discord and drop a screenshot of your purchase. If your Mirror/ENS name is different than your Discord name please say so. Tag me in the Discord @Cainewei and I will enable your Traplord role, signifying your acceptance onto the Bricklist 🧱.