He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks."

Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story? "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's. He never did any of that stuff."

A:Because she didn't know which one came first!

Q: How can you confuse a blonde?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How do blonde brain cells1 die?

A:Alone.

Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?

A:Nothing, they never met.

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A:Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A:A Golden2 retriever!

Q: What do you get when you ask a blonde, a penny3 for your thoughts?

A:Change!

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?

A:So they know which day of the week it is.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A:Gifted.

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A:They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she's pregnant4.

Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?

A: She threw out all the W's

A: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open. She heard he was HUNG LIKE THIS !