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            <description><![CDATA[An Invitation to Play on BaseFrom the Desk of rekt clown Listen up, You’ve stumbled upon a twisted game in the cryptosphere—$rekt on base. This ain’t your granddaddy’s Bitcoin. This is the rollercoaster with no seat belts, a one way ticket to get rekt or rekt someone. But here’s the catch: we love it, we you it, and we can’t stay away from it. Here’s the deal:69% Airdropped to the Rekt NFT holders: You all been rekt for a very long time and deserve the best.Add custom token on base network0xc...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<figure float="none" data-type="figure" class="img-center" style="max-width: null;"><img src="https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/0fb85f1edfa6592457719ef8e9f07d68e4c9f55a84d7c42a80ce5eebb1a517da.jpg" alt="" blurdataurl="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACwAAAAAAQABAAACAkQBADs=" nextheight="600" nextwidth="800" class="image-node embed"><figcaption HTMLAttributes="[object Object]" class="hide-figcaption"></figcaption></figure><h1 id="h-an-invitation-to-play-on-base" class="text-4xl font-header !mt-8 !mb-4 first:!mt-0 first:!mb-0">An Invitation to Play on Base</h1><p><strong>From the Desk of rekt clown</strong></p><p><strong>Listen up,</strong></p><p>You’ve stumbled upon a twisted game in the cryptosphere—<strong>$rekt on base</strong>. This ain’t your granddaddy’s Bitcoin. This is the rollercoaster with no seat belts, a one way ticket to get rekt or rekt someone. But here’s the catch: <strong>we love it, we you it, and we can’t stay away from it.</strong></p><p><strong>Here’s the deal:</strong></p><ul><li><p><strong>69% Airdropped to the Rekt NFT holders</strong>: You all been rekt for a very long time and deserve the best.</p><ul><li><p>Add custom token on base network</p></li><li><p>0xce6be47705F5EAf165ae3D3460894412f590c72b</p></li><li><p>18 dec</p></li></ul></li><li><p><strong>30% to the public Abyss</strong> : Like throwing a bottle with a message into the ocean, but if the ocean was filled with degens looking for a quick 3x and then nuke your chart.</p></li><li><p><strong>1% to the Clown’s Surprise</strong>: Because what’s a game without a wild card?</p></li></ul><p><strong>The Rules?</strong></p><p>There are none, except the $rekt tax. If <strong>100 tokens</strong> are sent, the receiver gets <strong>98.62 tokens</strong>, the tax recipient gets <strong>0.69 tokens</strong>, and <strong>0.69 tokens</strong> are distributed to all token holders automatically.</p><p><strong>Why Play?</strong></p><p>Because there’s something undeniably thrilling about dancing on the edge of a volcano, about laughing in the face of danger. <strong>$rekt</strong> isn’t just a currency; it’s a testament to our wild, reckless optimism in the face of utter madness.</p><p><strong>So, what do you say?</strong></p><p>Ready to join the ranks of the gloriously rekt? Or are you going to sit on the sidelines, watching the rest of us have all the fun?</p><p><strong>Play at your own risk. We’re all going to get rekt one day. Might as well do it with style.</strong></p><p><strong>Yours in chaos,</strong></p><p><strong>rekt clown 🤡</strong></p><p>Token Distribution</p><figure float="none" data-type="figure" class="img-center" style="max-width: null;"><img src="https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/eac0b43cdf213ea5d2c1ddb4d595cdf63af88574442439ce7b37e0dbfaaa0a61.png" alt="" blurdataurl="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACwAAAAAAQABAAACAkQBADs=" nextheight="600" nextwidth="800" class="image-node embed"><figcaption HTMLAttributes="[object Object]" class="hide-figcaption"></figcaption></figure><figure float="none" data-type="figure" class="img-center" style="max-width: null;"><img src="https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/3839cbac26b77dedfbb7a3212ab6c6352de0a55f6dcbd93d59b2203e5c9449a6.jpg" alt="" blurdataurl="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACwAAAAAAQABAAACAkQBADs=" nextheight="600" nextwidth="800" class="image-node embed"><figcaption HTMLAttributes="[object Object]" class="hide-figcaption"></figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded>
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