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A memo to the Schitköyn’s™ community,

Recently, it has recently come to our attention that many people are still buying shitcoins at an alarming rate.

WARNING: Hodling shitcoins can be hazardous to your wealth. Always check the block hash to confirm if your NFTs are authentic Schitkoyn’s™ NFTs, or you’re probably NGMI.

OUR COMMITMENT: We are now working around the clock to help honest customers avoid cheap knock-offs of our authentic Schitkoyn’s™ Original 100% All Digital NFTs.™

HELP US: If you spot a shitcoin in the market, stop what you’re doing and call our 24 hour hotline to make a report: 1–888-SHIT-SHW

HOW TO AVOID SCAMS

In the interest of NFT consumer safety and awareness we are providing the following recommendations:

• DYOR

Thank You,

MGMT

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We’re the Schit.

Established in 2022, Schitköyn’s™ is a digital tokenry craft-minting Non-Fuddable Tokens from the fertile blockchain regions of the distributed web.

For over less than 1 years Schitköyn’s™ has been minting 100% all-digital NFTs that are guaranteed to blockchain immutably (or your money’s gone), and that’s our guarantee!

What is this Schit?

Schitkoyn’s™ are an experiment in community building and the evolution of memetanomic value.

To begin with, these coins are shit. But guaranteed you’ve never seen shit like this before.

A look under the hood will reveal a truly novel EIP-2981 smart contract laying the groundwork for the most ambitious royalty distribution mechanics ever attempted on the blockchain.

We call it the *sWAGMI™ contract (So We All Get More* Infinitely).

The sWAGMI™ royalty contract has the potential to cure sellers remorse, reduce FOMO, prevent rug pulls, and change tokenized ownership forever*.

*These statements have not been evaluated by anyone.

Finally, the first “Sell-to-Earn” NFT!

Each Schitköyn™ NFT is well endowed with an embedded sWAGMI™ Royalty Contract.

The SWAGMI™ contract automatically adds each secondary owner of a Schitköyn™ NFT token into the royalty distribution chain of that NFT’s future sales on Ethereum marketplaces, in perpetuity.

Simplest Explanation: Once Schitköyn™ NFT owners sell their Schitköyn™ NFT, they will begin collecting royalties on every subsequent re-sale of their Schitköyn’s™ NFT 🤯

What this means: If you buy a Schitköyn™ and then sell it, your wallet hash will be forever added to the royalty distribution list within the smart contract of your Schitkoyn™.

Ima degen, so tell me again: If you own a Schitköyn™ and you sell it, your wallet will be automatically added to the list of royalty distribution recipients. In perpetuity (and that could be damn near forever!).

Schitkoyn’s™ are the first NFTs that pay royalties to sellers by leveraging the innovative and powerful powers of smart contracts.

Royalties Distribution

The Schitköyn’s™ NFT royalty contract that distributes 10% of each secondary sale to an ever growing combination of recipients:

As Schitköyns™ flip from wallet to wallet, a lineage of owners forms and the royalties from each successive sale of a Schitköyn™ NFT will be evenly diluted and redistributed among the growing Schitköyn’s™ NFT owner lineage.

There are no limits to how many times a Schitkoyn™ can be owned, and any specific Schitkoyn can be re-owned by a former owner’s same wallet, however an owner’s wallet can only be added to the royalty distribution list of each Schitköyn’s™ NFT once.

How to Claim Schitköyn’s NFT Royalties

Once the final Schitkoyn™ has been minted, Schitkoyn™ Seller Royalties will be accessible to claim on our website (www.Schitkoyns.Cheap)… after a brief lock-up period of 30–45 days.

Reason for Lock-Up Period: Safety, 3rd party smart contract auditing takes time.

After this brief lock-up period, former owners of Schitköyn’s™ NFTs will be eligible to claim their royalties from our wallet hash authenticated Schitköyn’s™ Royalties Claim Contract.

Royalties Decentralized

With any luck the sWAGMI™ Royalty Contract will help us all explore three interesting dynamics in the tokenomics of this NFT collection:

1. Infinite Royalties, a new kind of NFT Utility — Could “Seller royalties” become a game changer for tradable NFT assets?

2. Finally, Anti-Dump Insurance — Because all historical owners of the NFT are eligible to earn royalties there is no incentive to “dump” the NFT. Will collectors be careful to sell this NFT only to other collector/investors who will add value to the provenance of the NFTs ownership and path toward value increase? Even if the Schitköyn’s™ NFT is sold and resold for greater or lesser value, royalties from each transaction are programmatically guaranteed to continue distributing through the network of former Schitkoyn’s NFT owners.

3. We’re on the path to curing Seller’s Remorse and FOMO — Sell without regerts! This is an NFT that uniquely incentivizes strategic secondary sales, trading, flipping, and I guess we’ll find out what else!

Tokenomics & Minting

Details coming soon. Meanwhile…

The Art is Schit.

Basing our design off of the 💩emoji was perhaps the only choice we could make for a primitive with the memetic makeup that this moment called for.

As our little Schit bobs and weaves hypnotically between the gyroscopic oscillating orbits of a hollow coin. What better way to evoke a fun context within which we can enjoyably (if not ironically, sarcastically, sardonically) explore the inherent ponzi-nomic evolution that any new idea or asset class must undergo to establish it’s value in this cartoon market of realitybent possibility?

May we never forget how incredibly hard it has been (and will continue to be) for many people to understand how NFTs can be used to genuinely transform something as pedestrian as a digital file into a prized asset of incredible value and dynamic utility.

It wasn’t that long ago when the evolutionary economic tools of defi married the hieroglyphic element of art.

Have we entered a new memetanomic era?

How far can this go?

The Most Complex Schit Ever Made.

The animated artwork featured on Schitkoyn’s™ NFTs is uniquely informed by live market data. The Schitkoyn’s™ art evolves as the total traded market volume of the NFT collection eclipses certain predefined value milestones. When each market cap valuation milestone is eclipsed, the 💩 will change texture from shit-brown, to copper, to silver, to gold, to diamond.

CCO Fasho

After a brief grace period, the Schitkoyn’s™ Brand name and artworks will become available to all current and former Schitkoyn™ owners, and can be used commercially within the limits we will set as a community.

However you want to use this Schit™, you can have it. Probably.

Why would anyone make this Schit?

What would you put inside an anything box?

Including the core feature of providing individualized identification, proof of ownership and proof of authenticity for digital assets, NFTs are especially interesting as uniquely mobile digital containers.

NFTs are an anything box that can transport smart contracts from user to user, platform to platform, protocol to protocol; all the while, executing programmatically trustless interactions and creating a special context where many bespoke transactions and interactions can occur.

We are exploring how NFTs provide the conditions for bespoke interactions that were never possible at scale before NFTs and blockchain infrastructure existed.

Smart Contracts are on the Verge of a Renaissance

The opportunity to program interactions among people individually as well as groups and entities has far reaching implications.

We believe the profundity of this moment is deeper than many realize. As blockchain technology matures it will become more powerful, providing a landscape with the opportunity-potential to both liberate and entrap people.

Perhaps much is at stake.

And if it is, we believe this is an important moment to establish affinity organizations to strategize and fund development of blockchain technology that expresses the values of diverse and distributed stakeholders.

A New Frontier of Novel Governance

The value of an NFT collectible is often not embedded in its initial sale, but rather its derivative value. Ultimately the greatest derivative value possible is the creation of an enduring community.

From community emerges social networks rich with intrinsically motivated, self-organizing individuals; ideally ones with leverage-able resources and complimentary skills.

Adding the elements of narrative and gamification, we can deploy NFTs to manifest benevolent network effects with more facility than ever before. Within these new and novel conditions we will experiment and evolve profound technologies of collaboration.

We have to.

In 250,000+ years of human civilization, we have enabled wonders through human communality, but we still haven’t solved the conditions that create war, poverty, environmental destruction, and prevent us all from experiencing the furthest reaches of human experience.

We need to collaborate better if we hope to evolve to meet these challenges and expand our horizons to the edge of our wildest dreams.

And like the technologists upon who’s shoulders we now stand today, we are here for the pursuit and realization of wild dreams. This time with NFTs and novel forms of distributed collaboration.

We Stayed Up Late to Be This Early

Still in the infancy of the advent of smart contracts and the blockchains that support them, we have much territory to explore and examine to see where smart contracts can support and hopefully enhance our ability to cooperate and hack the FUDDY waters of Game Theory and Zero Sum dynamics which plague the noblest individual actors, networks, markets, societies and civilizations alike.

While many have not yet experienced how smart contracts have given mutant powers to digital constructs, this technology is catalyzing an ontological shift the likes of which we haven’t seen since the dot com mania of the late 1990s.

The blockchain Satoshi built created a functional primitive for basic transactional trust among anonymous participants and, perhaps for the first time in human civilization, shifted the human perception of value from totems laden with all the various limitations of physical matter, to digital totems with all the unlimited possibility of digital simulation.

The blockchain Vitalik built created a functional primitive enabling what some are calling “impregnable castles made of math” to be built composably upon the digital infrastructure of programmable money itself, and the ever omniversal rails it travels upon.

NFTs made smart contracts mobile and we believe this is a grossly under appreciated evolutionary step toward the UX of the future.

Today most NFT smart contracts are servicing the very basic patterned agreements for financial transactions with limited variability or customizability. In the future we imagine, NFTs will have much broader reaching utilities, and dynamic capabilities. In the future we imagine, NFTs may host entire programs, and then libraries of programs, and then AI; each with evermore complex and robust conditional protocols that prompt the NFT to interact and move as it was programmed to do.

Perhaps the NFTs of the future will become as powerfully dynamic as neurons in a vast digital brain…and perhaps we’re way over thinking a handful of new and improved magic beans 🤷‍♀️.

Today we are honored to be experimenting with novel expressions of smart contracts and contributing to what we hope will become a more equitable and prosperous future for all.

*Shout out to anyone planting beanstalks, that we may soon touch a cloud 🌤️.

ANNOUNCING: The DumbFoundation

50% of the Schitköyn’s™ NFT ICO (primary sale) and 1% of each secondary market sale will be devoted to the establishment of the501c3 DumbFoundation for the Advancement of Smart Contracts and Web3 Communities.

www.dumb.foundation

The DUMB DAO

The Dumb.Foundation is a first of its kind DAO operated grant and bounty protocol using funds acquired from Schitköyn’s™ NFTs, and Dumb.Foundation’s own NFT drops, to fund innovations in smart contract technology and Web3 communities.

We are actively working through the pre-planning to establish the DumbFoundation as a 501c3 organization and the DUMB DAO as the fiscal deployer.

DUMB DAO MEMBERSHIP

Only genesis Schitköyn’s™ NFT minters are eligible to claim a free mint pass for the DUMB DAO genesis NFT mint (date TBD 2022), however additional DUMB DAO member NFTs will be available in an open market sale (date TBD 2022).

Agenda

• Schit-list Opens (Now Live)

• Schit-list Mint (Coming Soon)

• Public Mint (Coming Soon)

• DUMB DAO Formally Establishes (Coming Soon)

• CC0 License Opens (USEMI™) (Coming Soon)

• Other stuff (STUFF™) (Coming Soon)

When is Schit Happening?

Follow us for details…

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Join the THE SCHIT-LIST for early access:

Are you on the Pray-2-Earn Whitelist for the Guestlist to the Waitlist?

If YES: Chill.

If NO: You must go to www.schitkoyns.cheap to authenticate your digital wallet with an active twitter account that is more than 3 months old as of 12/31/21.

No Schit.

Nothing’s easy in Web3. Schitkoyn’s™ NFTs are the result of thousands of hours of grueling concept development, smart contract experimentation, 3D animation work, and the careful formation of historic friendships.

We’d be lying if we said we weren’t enjoying every moment of this Schit!

Who’s behind this crazy Schit?

This is a Thing.

Question this Schit.

Questioning shit is always a good idea. If you want to ask us questions directly:

Service@Schitkoyns.Cheap

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DISCLAIMER

Preface

It’s not unreasonable for anyone to suspend their disbelief about Schitköyn’s™ NFTs. For many of us who have been in blockchain (now web3?) for 5–10 years, there has always been an air of uncertainty around the substantive and sustainable future of this entire industry and technology. It persists even now as NFTs are making early waves into the normalverse. Schitköyn’s™ NFTs are intended to be a fun digital collectible that explores what is possible with NFT technology, nothing more.

This Document is Not Financial Advice

This presentation and all information contained herein (collectively, this “Presentation”) is solely for information purposes to provide recipients information about Schitköyn’s™ a wholly owned subsidiary of thing.quest (f/k/a Authentic Business Company, LLC) (“ABC”).

This Presentation is provided “as is”, does not purport to be all-inclusive and none of ABC, its affiliates, or any of their respective directors, officers, managers, members, employees, agents, or other representative, makes any representation, warranty, declaration, guarantee, certification or promise, in each case whether express, implied or otherwise, as to the accuracy, completeness, or reliability, of this Presentation. This Presentation does not constitute any offer to sell, a solicitation of an offer to buy, or a recommendation to purchase or offer to purchase any security of ABC.

Schitköyn’s™ is a parody art project producing collectible NFT artworks minted upon the Ethereum Blockchain. You are not permitted to construe this Presentation, including the contents herein, as legal, tax, accounting or investment analysis, recommendations or advice. You should consult your own counsel and tax and financial advisors as to all matters concerning ABC. BY ACCEPTING THIS PRESENTATION, EACH RECIPIENT REPRESENTS AND WARRANTS TO ABC THAT IT IS NOT RELYING UPON THE INFORMATION CONTAINED HEREIN TO MAKE ANY DECISION, INCLUDING ANY INVESTMENT DECISION.

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Also

DYOR and do your own research. Consult a medium before making any large or small transactions. Betta ask yo friends. All Schitkoyn’s™ purchases are rendered immutable by the Ethereum Blockchain; sub-standard Ethereum transaction fees always apply 👍.

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