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            <title><![CDATA[The Black Market for DefiKingdom’s Locked Jewel Balances]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2022 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Instead of it’s current $20 price-tag, how’s buying $JEWEL for $4 sound? Too much?…how about $3?… $2? What about $1.38 per $JEWEL Here’s complete guide on how to purchase DeFi Kingdoms’ locked $JEWEL at astonishing discounts. For those who know about DeFi Kingdoms, farming rewards have a large portion of them locked up until mid July 2022 when they begin to linearly unvest over the next year. Everyone currently involved most likely have handsome locked $JEWEL bags at this point. What if I tol...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Instead of it’s current $20 price-tag, how’s buying $JEWEL for $4 sound? Too much?…how about $3?… $2?</p><p>What about $1.38 per $JEWEL</p><p>Here’s complete guide on how to purchase DeFi Kingdoms’ locked $JEWEL at astonishing discounts.</p><p>For those who know about DeFi Kingdoms, farming rewards have a large portion of them locked up until mid July 2022 when they begin to linearly unvest over the next year. Everyone currently involved most likely have handsome locked $JEWEL bags at this point.</p><p>What if I told you there was a way to move these locked balances from one account to another. For some, this would mean securing profits and for others, this would mean purchasing these locked $JEWEL balance for a STEEP, STEEP, discount.</p><p>Just yesterday, @FriskyFoxDK (twitter), CEO of DFK, sent out a discord revealing that there seems to be a “black market” of locked $JEWEL trading going on. He did note that this feature was going to eventually be an NPC in the game, and current use would involve heavy contract risk.</p><p>Here’s how it’s being done. Over on the DFKwiki discord (discord.gg/SVuyGuRw), famed community members Sarah and @zylarverse (twitter) are facilitating peer to peer locked jewel transactions. Note: Other discords for this service exist, this is just the safest in my opinion.</p><p>Potential buyers and sellers then head to the #wtb-locked or #wts-locked channels and negotiate prices with each other. After an agreement has been reached, parties ask Sarah or Zyler to middleman the transaction.</p><p>The buyer will send their payment and the seller will send their locked balance to the middleman. Upon receiving both, the middleman will release the funds. A combined 2% fee (1% per side) is taken. Sarah has generously said she will give over half of her profit to charity.</p><p>Alright enough rambling, how do we actually transfer locked balances? Well the great devs over at FarmersOnlyFi, a trusted farm on Harmony, have created an easy to use tool to send locked balances. First, head over to app.farmersonly.fi/jewel.</p><p>On this page, simply connect your metamask and enter the address of the recipient. This will send ALL, I repeat ALL, off your locked balance. Sorry, there’s no way currently to send partial amounts. Also, make sure you stake all $JEWEL into the bank as this will send your liquid wallet balance as well.</p><p>Yup, it’s that simple. Once again shoutout to FarmersOnlyFi for this quick and convenient tool. For those who want to interact with the smart contract more directly, check out (eth95.dev).</p><p>Some Math: A logical question arises, how much should 1 locked $JEWEL be worth? 0.1 $JEWEL? 0.5? 0.9? Below is a great example calculation by @crispybyu (twitter) putting the value at around 45%, or about $9 at current prices.</p><p>The market: Currently in discord, prices seem to be ranging from $3-$8 per locked jewel. Because it’s an all or nothing transfer, larger locked balances have a cheaper per $JEWEL price. Sarah has personally middlemanned a transaction costing only $1.38/$JEWEL! Yes… a 93% discount!</p><p>This goes without saying, but please do your own research and understand that when sending locked balances, there’s always a chance you could lose everything in the “crypto void.”</p><p>Positive Note from Sarah: So far this method (using FarmersOnlyFi) has worked 100%.</p><p>Here’s some personal opinions. @FriskyFoxDK has made it apparent that this is use at your own risk; something that isn’t “fully” in the game yet, and no team members have endorsed this “black market” trading.</p><p>However, seeing as more and more people are trading locked $JEWEL, it seems only fair to me that everyone should at least know how it’s being done, whether you choose to use it or not; hence this article.</p><p>Thank you for your time — Juanbug.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Happy New Year, Spankers!]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2022 14:47:49 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Happy New Year, ya’ filthy animals! Despite Miss Rona’s prolonged stay, Team Spank has still managed to thrive during this second year of these unprecedented times. 2021 was quite the wild ride and we’re sliding into 2022 like a horny follower slides into a sexy star’s DMs. So without any further ado, here’s last year’s highlight reel and a sneak peak of all the good stuff that’s yet to come! Home sweet new home If there’s one thing that 2021 taught us it’s that dreams do come true and UNIcor...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy New Year, ya’ filthy animals! Despite Miss Rona’s prolonged stay, Team Spank has still managed to thrive during this second year of these unprecedented times. 2021 was quite the wild ride and we’re sliding into 2022 like a horny follower slides into a sexy star’s DMs. So without any further ado, here’s last year’s highlight reel and a sneak peak of all the good stuff that’s yet to come!</p><p>Home sweet new home</p><p>If there’s one thing that 2021 taught us it’s that dreams do come true and UNIcorns do exist. Size queens know that bigger is always better, especially when it comes to square footage. So we were absolutely PSYCHED to move our Spank HQ to a fabulous mansion in Nevada.</p><p>We’re looking forward to making plenty of magic happen in this awesome new space. Speaking of moves, a big chunk of our team is actually in Colorado now, and we’ve doubled in size.</p><p>Pop goes the NFT</p><p>Ask and you shall receive! After an off-hand Twitter joke on our favorite 4/20 holiday about creating our own NFT, the overwhelming response turned things more serious, so we decided to double down and give the people what they want and Spank Pop Shots was born. The first edition of our limited-edition 4-card packs took the cryptosphere by storm and sold out in the first 90 minutes of our pre-sale. The success of our second drop proved that Pop Shot’s popularity was no proverbial flash in the pan, and we can’t wait to explore the full potential of this new product in 2022. (More on that later.)</p><p>Extra, extra! Read all about it!</p><p>Spank is no stranger to the press, and we’re happy to report we made some noteworthy news in 2021. Like we said, Spank Pop Shots caused quite the stir, so it’s only natural that the world’s sexiest NFTs earned themselves a few headline appearances in YNot and XBiz, just to name a few. Team Spank’s very own Sydney Leathers also saw her name in black and white, but this time for all the right reasons. Mel Magazine did a full feature on one of our MVPs, where she talked about life post a certain infamous sexting exchange and her future as part of the SpankChain family.</p><p>That’s not all folks</p><p>We’re not losing any steam this New Year. In fact, we’re kicking off the first month of 2022 with the release of Spank Pop Shots, 3rd Edition, featuring sexy performers and signature unicorn cards. Mark January 19th on your calendars, because this drop is sure to go fast.</p><p>SpankPay V2 is also in the mix. We’ve been listening to all our customer concerns over the past few months, and we’re almost ready to show you how we’ve put all that valuable feedback into action. Users can look forward to a new and improved UI that prioritizes transaction transparency: Fees will now be displayed in real-time prior to a transaction, and all your transaction details will populate on one, easy-to-read line. SpankPay users can send money to each other free of charge.</p><p>Last but not least, we’ve started onboarding beta testers to our top secret project designed specifically to help performers shine and keep making all that sexy content you know and love.</p><p>SpankMate of the Month: Gorgeous Aphro</p><p>Looks like Santa got something way better than cookies this year… Meet our December SpankMate Gorgeous Aphro! This thicc Southern belle joins us all the way from Dallas, Texas, and by the looks of things, she had Santa (aka Ameen) shouting “Yeehaw!” instead of “Ho, ho, ho.” Make sure to check out some of the sexy snaps and her full interview below!</p><p>Stage name: Gorgeous Aphro</p><p>Instagram: @TheGorgeousAphro</p><p>Twitter: @GorgeousAphro</p><p>Spankpay.me: Gorgeous Aphro</p><p>Hometown? Dallas</p><p>What are your career ambitions? To have a successful porn career and be acknowledged for the things I produce.</p><p>So you have any hidden talents? I’ve got nothing to hide.</p><p>What turns you on? Successful and sensual men.</p><p>What turns you off? Men who contact me for free things and gossip.</p><p>What’s your dream job? I’m doing it.</p><p>What’s your perfect late-night snack? Hummus.</p><p>The secret to your heart is ____. Love and sensuality.</p><p>You love to ____ when no ones looking. Play with my butt cheeks</p><p>What do you find sexy in a partner? Their communication skills.</p><p>You may look innocent but ____. I’m very guilty.</p><p>What’s your favorite physical feature on a partner? Their hair.</p><p>What’s your guilty pleasure? Naked mirror posing.</p><p>2021 SpankMate of the year!</p><p>Twelve lovely ladies made sweet, sweet love to the camera for us this past year, and honestly, we’re flattered. Picking a SpankMate of the Year is hard work, but someone’s gotta do it. So, without any further ado…</p><p>Our SpankMate of the Year is the bold, the blonde, the booby-licious… Brittney Andrews! The AVN Hall of Famer was kind enough to extend her talents to Spank Pop Shots and has been a valued source of support this past year, showing us lots of love on Twitter, and we can’t think of anyone who deserves this more. Congratulations and thank you, Brittney!</p><p>For more information about the SpankChain project:</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Shiba Inu Ownership Exceeds 1.1 Million]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2022 07:07:24 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Shiba Inu draws new holders, but they are insufficient to maintain the meme coin. According to Etherscan statistics, the number of Shiba Inu owners has just topped 1.1 million. The number of new holders…]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shiba Inu draws new holders, but they are insufficient to maintain the meme coin.</p><p>According to Etherscan statistics, the number of Shiba Inu owners has just topped 1.1 million. The number of new holders…</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Forget About Bitcoin’s Price Predictions. Do This Instead]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2022 15:57:26 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Bitcoin’s price went 6% higher in November 2021 than it did in April 2021. Its lowest price in January 2022 was 15% higher than its lowest price in June 2021. By crypto logic, that means our next all-time high will come at $73,000 in June 2022, 6% higher than our November 2021 high. After that, our next low will come at $38,000 in August 2022, 15% higher than our January 2022 low. Like so: How did I come to that conclusion? Cycles, fractals, maths, and squiggles. I looked at one event and one...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bitcoin’s price went 6% higher in November 2021 than it did in April 2021. Its lowest price in January 2022 was 15% higher than its lowest price in June 2021.</p><p>By crypto logic, that means our next all-time high will come at $73,000 in June 2022, 6% higher than our November 2021 high. After that, our next low will come at $38,000 in August 2022, 15% higher than our January 2022 low.</p><p>Like so:</p><p>How did I come to that conclusion?</p><p>Cycles, fractals, maths, and squiggles.</p><p>I looked at one event and one outcome, then projected that into the future. The last time bitcoin did this, we got the same result, therefore it has to happen the same way again, right?</p><p>While that kind of thinking can open your eyes to realistic outcomes, it can also create a false sense of hope, despair, or certainty.</p><p>You might psyche yourself into believing something that probably isn’t true. You might convince yourself of something that probably won’t happen.</p><p>Great for your next YouTube video or a high-engagement tweet. Not so great for anybody trying to manage their portfolio or their expectations.</p><p>Dismiss the past at your own peril. When you project trends into the future, you sometimes see potential outcomes you would have never expected.</p><p>You might want to leave a little room for other possibilities.</p><p>In the October 2021 issue of Crypto is Easy, I asked you what you’d do if bitcoin’s price dropped from $65,000 to $42,000 and took four months to recover. You probably thought I was joking.</p><p>Maybe you thought I was crazy in November when I told you bitcoin’s price could go from $65,000 to $100,000 by the end of the year.</p><p>“Mark, those outcomes are the literal opposites of each other.”</p><p>Yes. That’s the point.</p><p>Today, any price between $20,000 and $150,000 fits within bitcoin’s normal range of volatility. We’ve seen this market make similar moves in similar circumstances before — to the upside and the downside.</p><p>Just when you think it has to go higher, it tanks. Just when you think it has to go lower, it zooms.</p><p>Nothing fundamentally changes, just the price.</p><p>Maybe think less about price, more about opportunity. Less about trading charts, more about human behaviors. Less about downsides, more about risks.</p><p>Take everything into account, not just the bits that pop up on your feed or get circulated in your chat group. Then plan accordingly.</p><p>When you spend some time looking at the market from different angles, you might be surprised how much perspective you can get about what’s realistic and what’s not.</p><p>Assume no prediction will come true and accept that this asset moves violently and to extremes that seem crazy to think about — until they actually happen.</p><p>That way, you don’t have to get wrapped up in the hype that comes with every bullish target or the fear that grips you when you see a bearish forecast.</p><p>You’ll just act when the situation demands it and let time and markets do the rest of the work for you.</p><p>Mark Helfman publishes the Crypto is Easy newsletter. He is also the author of three books and a top bitcoin writer on Medium and Hacker Noon. Learn more about him in his bio.</p><p>Originally posted in Cryptowriter.</p><p>Schedule a DDIChat Session with Mark Helfman at the link below.</p><p>app.ddichat.com</p><p>Apply to be a DDIChat Expert here.Work with DDI: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://datadriveninvestor.com/collaborateSubscribe">https://datadriveninvestor.com/collaborateSubscribe</a> to DDIntel here.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Wizardia Supports Ukrainian Wizards With a Special NFT Sale]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2022 00:22:13 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[The Wizardia team is looking on with horror at the events unfolding in Ukraine. Though we have team members, contributors and advisors spread out around the world, much of our team is based in Lithuania and this war feels very close to home. Some of our web developers are based in Ukraine and we can’t imagine how difficult life must be for them. We know we must do our part and support Ukraine and the Ukrainian people in any way we can. Wizardia is organizing a special NFT sale starting today ...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Wizardia team is looking on with horror at the events unfolding in Ukraine. Though we have team members, contributors and advisors spread out around the world, much of our team is based in Lithuania and this war feels very close to home. Some of our web developers are based in Ukraine and we can’t imagine how difficult life must be for them.</p><p>We know we must do our part and support Ukraine and the Ukrainian people in any way we can. Wizardia is organizing a special NFT sale starting today and aiming to raise $5,000. We’ll match that amount with $5,000 of our own funds and the full $10,000 will be sent directly to the Ukrainian government’s crypto wallet.</p><p>If you would like to participate in our efforts, click here to purchase an NFT. If you can share/retweet our initiative, everyone at Wizardia would hugely appreciate it.</p><p>Stay safe, Wizards, and #standwithukraine.</p><p>Wizardia is a Play-to-Earn online role-playing strategy game with unique NFTs at its core. It’s built on three gameplay pillars: innovative turn-based combat, player-decision-driven game evolution, and upgrade-based character progression. $WZRD is the Solana-powered utility token that also acts as in-game currency and can be spent as well as earned or exchanged by every player inside and outside of the game. Wizardia rewards those who contribute to the game’s metaverse and its real-valued economy system so there are no one-way investments.</p><p>Check out our giveaway page because there are always some massive NFT and cryptocurrency prizes being handed out.</p><p>Join the giveaway here: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" class="dont-break-out" href="https://wizardia.co/giveaways">https://wizardia.co/giveaways</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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