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            <title><![CDATA[A white shirt makes people look tan.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2022 19:54:11 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I made bacon. This weekend is the best night ever. Please pass the salt. It does nothing for me. All the swings are empty. That&apos;s not a question. She had nothing else to say to him. Tom didn&apos;t tell us how big your house was.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I made bacon.</p><p>This weekend is the best night ever.</p><p>Please pass the salt.</p><p>It does nothing for me.</p><p>All the swings are empty.</p><p>That&apos;s not a question.</p><p>She had nothing else to say to him.</p><p>Tom didn&apos;t tell us how big your house was.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[It's a really big night for me.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2022 13:43:34 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Who do they believe you are? Let sleeping dogs lie. It won’t happen in our lifetime. I have the flowers. It is none of your business. In fact, now that I think about it, it is unfair to improve society in any way whatsoever. Ask your guest if you could serve them tea, if they say yes, say “You have to wear a T-shirt to have my tea.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who do they believe you are?</p><p>Let sleeping dogs lie.</p><p>It won’t happen in our lifetime.</p><p>I have the flowers.</p><p>It is none of your business.</p><p>In fact, now that I think about it, it is unfair to improve society in any way whatsoever.</p><p>Ask your guest if you could serve them tea, if they say yes, say “You have to wear a T-shirt to have my tea.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[I love my high school friends.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 13:14:57 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[These dancers are like family. Blue eyes are brighter than brown. There are so many sandwiches on the table. Remember what I told you yesterday. How do you like it? He neither smokes nor drinks. I want a complete list of everything Tom purchased. Alex works for 4 hours every day.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These dancers are like family.</p><p>Blue eyes are brighter than brown.</p><p>There are so many sandwiches on the table.</p><p>Remember what I told you yesterday.</p><p>How do you like it?</p><p>He neither smokes nor drinks.</p><p>I want a complete list of everything Tom purchased.</p><p>Alex works for 4 hours every day.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[You find people expressing many different opinions.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2022 22:35:21 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Star Trek is interesting to watch. This house is not very big. What I remember is that she was with us at 8 pm. Your car is three times as big as this one.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Star Trek is interesting to watch.</p><p>This house is not very big.</p><p>What I remember is that she was with us at 8 pm.</p><p>Your car is three times as big as this one.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[The bigger they are, the harder they fall.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2022 00:39:26 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[She was my wife. I could eat avocados for thee rest of my life. Mr White went to the store last night. You‘d better wear a light jacket. I am on the phone. No one knows Take it easy. Why is your cat so big? The girl in red is his girlfriend. I have a big house.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She was my wife.</p><p>I could eat avocados for thee rest of my life.</p><p>Mr White went to the store last night.</p><p>You‘d better wear a light jacket.</p><p>I am on the phone.</p><p>No one knows Take it easy.</p><p>Why is your cat so big?</p><p>The girl in red is his girlfriend.</p><p>I have a big house.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[The tape was so sticky it got stuck to my fingers and wouldn't come off.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2022 09:21:16 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Are trees green or blue? I have no money at the moment. He&apos;s letting his fame go to his head. What is that? It matters very little what college you graduated from. This is a big step forward. Does he go to school? I&apos;m curious to know why they removed my name from the list.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are trees green or blue?</p><p>I have no money at the moment.</p><p>He&apos;s letting his fame go to his head.</p><p>What is that?</p><p>It matters very little what college you graduated from.</p><p>This is a big step forward.</p><p>Does he go to school?</p><p>I&apos;m curious to know why they removed my name from the list.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[The door slammed down on my hand and I screamed like a little baby.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2022 09:01:36 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Please check all the items on this list. Babies are so cute but fragile.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please check all the items on this list.</p><p>Babies are so cute but fragile.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[What are you excited about that’s going to happen soon?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 12:12:53 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Osaka is Japan&apos;s second biggest city. Your biggest enemy is yourself.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Osaka is Japan&apos;s second biggest city.</p><p>Your biggest enemy is yourself.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[There are many things that confuse me about that.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2022 18:48:21 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I sleep very early. It matters very little what college you graduated from. She gave me a dirty look. I&apos;m bigger than you. Excuse me, but I don&apos;t think you&apos;re allowed to climb on the rocks. The church has pretty windows. Many large cities have smog.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I sleep very early.</p><p>It matters very little what college you graduated from.</p><p>She gave me a dirty look.</p><p>I&apos;m bigger than you.</p><p>Excuse me, but I don&apos;t think you&apos;re allowed to climb on the rocks.</p><p>The church has pretty windows.</p><p>Many large cities have smog.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Your name was deleted from the list.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2022 01:09:26 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[I need a bigger challenge. I had a hangover. I’m not big on commitment. Why is it such a big secret? Naps are good for you. Sarah will throw a big party with a lot of music. It’s intriguing that you are so smart at only 8 years old. I am a prostitute. I’m debating between option A and option B. He opens the door.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need a bigger challenge.</p><p>I had a hangover.</p><p>I’m not big on commitment.</p><p>Why is it such a big secret?</p><p>Naps are good for you.</p><p>Sarah will throw a big party with a lot of music.</p><p>It’s intriguing that you are so smart at only 8 years old.</p><p>I am a prostitute.</p><p>I’m debating between option A and option B.</p><p>He opens the door.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Pick a name from this list.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:32:38 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[This glass is breakable. I got a new cat. Spending time with your significant other should be high on your priority list. The price includes the postage stamp. We have cardio classes everyday.]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This glass is breakable.</p><p>I got a new cat.</p><p>Spending time with your significant other should be high on your priority list.</p><p>The price includes the postage stamp.</p><p>We have cardio classes everyday.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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