This morning Assistant #1 opened her laptop and I requested to be elevatored onto her lap because obviously work is a team sport. She kept trying to adjust me and I would just slowly sink back into place like warm dough remembering its shape, like no no you had it right the first time, this is where I go. There’s a whole situation happening on the screen, she’s talking to imaginary people in the rectangles, lots of little clicking sounds, and I am contributing by being extremely settled and only slightly in the way, which I think is an underrated skill. If she can’t type, that’s not really my fault, that’s more of a system design issue.