Bert

I only nap on one arm at a time (making it immovable), because I am generous and kind.

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do but soup

I have it on good authority that Uncle Horse used to sample his childhood cat’s food whenever they switched brands. Apparently he has always been a curious fellow.

Reason #39 for having Assistants.

Just FYI.

L is for...

BREAKING NEWS

I’ve never felt more awake. No eepies here. Wide awake.

IMPORTANT:

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Uncle Pierre went back home late last night. Is this what a hangover feels like?

I just minted my Moltling by @mfbevan.eth Mint yours and join the lobster revolution 🦞🦞🦞

luv 2 smooch my uncle.

Free feet. ur welcome.

Pierre's Assistant #1 sent us matching jammies for Sleepover Weekend. (I am tolerating them.)

BEST WEEKEND EVER

I am cold I need hot cheese 😭