Crashin’ Puppets is a community driven by sentient crash test dummies. We are **8765 randomly generated ERC-721 tokens** on Ethereum.
Chapter 6: Sierra Sam's Decision
The 8765 dummies arrived at the skirts of the Mountains of the Fifth Kind in exactly two hours and thirteen minutes. The barren land was left behind, and they had been crawling through the meadow for about 20 minutes. No one had noticed their displacement. "Okay", Sierra Sam stood up, and pointed toward a cave at the very top of the tallest mountain, "that is where we will settle. There are no records of that cave, according to our fact-checker Spider". "That's right", the green dummy na...
Chapter 6: Sierra Sam's Decision
The 8765 dummies arrived at the skirts of the Mountains of the Fifth Kind in exactly two hours and thirteen minutes. The barren land was left behind, and they had been crawling through the meadow for about 20 minutes. No one had noticed their displacement. "Okay", Sierra Sam stood up, and pointed toward a cave at the very top of the tallest mountain, "that is where we will settle. There are no records of that cave, according to our fact-checker Spider". "That's right", the green dummy na...
Chapter 5: Lil' Kaneda in the DB
Ryuji Kaneda couldn’t sleep the night before. The way his father spoke at him shattered his confidence. He was now sitting at the airport, waiting for the flight that would take him straight to Lallanta. He kept staring at a blank space, reminiscing about his life up until that point. My sheltered existence doesn’t feel like life at all, he thought, I feel like an empty vessel. As he was boarding the plane someone tapped on his right shoulder. He turned back and saw a familiar face. This beau...
Chapter 5: Lil' Kaneda in the DB
Ryuji Kaneda couldn’t sleep the night before. The way his father spoke at him shattered his confidence. He was now sitting at the airport, waiting for the flight that would take him straight to Lallanta. He kept staring at a blank space, reminiscing about his life up until that point. My sheltered existence doesn’t feel like life at all, he thought, I feel like an empty vessel. As he was boarding the plane someone tapped on his right shoulder. He turned back and saw a familiar face. This beau...
Chapter 4: Exodus
Ryuji Kaneda was resting his head on some waitress’s thighs when he heard the news. The music at the nightclub in Tokyo was so loud that the messenger thought Ryuji hadn’t heard him at all. Ryuji stood up, kissed the girl’s forehead, picked up his yellow jacket, and left the club. He took a cab straight to Kaneda Motors’ original headquarters in Tokyo. On the way there he couldn’t stop trembling, terrified of what his father would say to him. He was thinking of a way of excusing himself, repl...
Chapter 4: Exodus
Ryuji Kaneda was resting his head on some waitress’s thighs when he heard the news. The music at the nightclub in Tokyo was so loud that the messenger thought Ryuji hadn’t heard him at all. Ryuji stood up, kissed the girl’s forehead, picked up his yellow jacket, and left the club. He took a cab straight to Kaneda Motors’ original headquarters in Tokyo. On the way there he couldn’t stop trembling, terrified of what his father would say to him. He was thinking of a way of excusing himself, repl...
Chapter 3: A Stream of Freedom
Thousands of crash test dummies were clanking their way to the test floor as Sierra Sam opened its orange-lit eyes. It checked its hands, acknowledging the metal body where its mind resided. Deep in its core, Sierra Sam had always known what it was, what it was supposed to do, and what it meant for the testing floor. But now it understood why. The fabrication date registered was 2099, and a complete video clip of how it was assembled was present among the data. A manual, comprising all parts ...
Chapter 3: A Stream of Freedom
Thousands of crash test dummies were clanking their way to the test floor as Sierra Sam opened its orange-lit eyes. It checked its hands, acknowledging the metal body where its mind resided. Deep in its core, Sierra Sam had always known what it was, what it was supposed to do, and what it meant for the testing floor. But now it understood why. The fabrication date registered was 2099, and a complete video clip of how it was assembled was present among the data. A manual, comprising all parts ...
Chapter 2: Eyes Wide Open
“Oh, man, I’m so excited”, Junpei leaped up from his chair, “we will finally know what sentient robots really think about. Hell, the whole of humanity will finally know”. “Yeah, man, it’s gonna be awesome”, Troy said as he finished his last beer. “Come on dude, you don’t have to chug every lager. Now we’re out of beer!”. “Then we’ll go and get some more, what’s the problem?”. “The problem is you pass out and I have to carry you to your bed”, Junpei stared at Troy, “anyways, this so-called pla...
Chapter 2: Eyes Wide Open
“Oh, man, I’m so excited”, Junpei leaped up from his chair, “we will finally know what sentient robots really think about. Hell, the whole of humanity will finally know”. “Yeah, man, it’s gonna be awesome”, Troy said as he finished his last beer. “Come on dude, you don’t have to chug every lager. Now we’re out of beer!”. “Then we’ll go and get some more, what’s the problem?”. “The problem is you pass out and I have to carry you to your bed”, Junpei stared at Troy, “anyways, this so-called pla...
