A Bear and a Rabbit in the Woods
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes. "The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done. The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle." *poof* It's done. The bear says "I wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* It's done. The rabbit says "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* It's done. The bea...
A Bear and a Rabbit in the Woods
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes. "The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done. The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle." *poof* It's done. The bear says "I wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* It's done. The rabbit says "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* It's done. The bea...
Sitting and Doing Nothing
A crow1 was2 sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered, "Sure, why not?" So, the rabbit sat3 on the ground4 below5 the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate6 it.
Sitting and Doing Nothing
A crow1 was2 sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered, "Sure, why not?" So, the rabbit sat3 on the ground4 below5 the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate6 it.
An Ode to Summer
Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry. Please keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites1 dine, while ants and roaches march in time. Bless our yard where spiders pass fire ant castles in the grass. Bless the garage, a home to please carpenter beetles2, ticks and fleas3. Bless the love bugs4, two by two, the gnats5 and mosquitoes that feed on you. Millions of creatures that fly or crawl, in Texas, Lord, you've put them all!! But this is home, and here we'll stay, So thank ...
An Ode to Summer
Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry. Please keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites1 dine, while ants and roaches march in time. Bless our yard where spiders pass fire ant castles in the grass. Bless the garage, a home to please carpenter beetles2, ticks and fleas3. Bless the love bugs4, two by two, the gnats5 and mosquitoes that feed on you. Millions of creatures that fly or crawl, in Texas, Lord, you've put them all!! But this is home, and here we'll stay, So thank ...
