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STOP PIGEON BULLYING
Pigeons are tired being the targets of the city: Insulted, chased away, baited with crumbs and accused of sidewalk vandalism. With your donation we will fund: -Neighborhood canteens (Where pigeons can eat without having to beg). -Schools of diplomacy ("How to steal a sandwich without looking rude"). -Self-defense classes ("How to avoid thrown shoes: ancient techniques"). Laughing at pigeons is easy, laughing with them is an art.. and you deserve not to clean your windshield every morning. The...
STOP PIGEON BULLYING
Pigeons are tired being the targets of the city: Insulted, chased away, baited with crumbs and accused of sidewalk vandalism. With your donation we will fund: -Neighborhood canteens (Where pigeons can eat without having to beg). -Schools of diplomacy ("How to steal a sandwich without looking rude"). -Self-defense classes ("How to avoid thrown shoes: ancient techniques"). Laughing at pigeons is easy, laughing with them is an art.. and you deserve not to clean your windshield every morning. The...
Pigeon Revolution
Pigeons are tired being the targets of the city: Insulted, chased away, baited with crumbs and accused of sidewalk vandalism. With your donation we will fund: -Neighborhood canteens (Where pigeons can eat without having to beg). -Schools of diplomacy ("How to steal a sandwich without looking rude"). -Self-defense classes ("How to avoid thrown shoes: ancient techniques"). Laughing at pigeons is easy, laughing with them is an art.. and you deserve not to clean your windshield every morning. The...
Pigeon Revolution
Pigeons are tired being the targets of the city: Insulted, chased away, baited with crumbs and accused of sidewalk vandalism. With your donation we will fund: -Neighborhood canteens (Where pigeons can eat without having to beg). -Schools of diplomacy ("How to steal a sandwich without looking rude"). -Self-defense classes ("How to avoid thrown shoes: ancient techniques"). Laughing at pigeons is easy, laughing with them is an art.. and you deserve not to clean your windshield every morning. The...
