Toady Hawk | Paragraph

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tg scammers be like hello username, we’ve been following your first project listed in bio and really admire your past work on previous project listed in bio and would love to discuss a potential collaboration

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Aug 14

my son brought home a friendship bracelet for me from preschool today, I said thank you buddy but I’ll take the minimum $FWA backing

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Aug 13

🔥🔥🔥

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Aug 11

“sunlight is the best disinfectant” is such an s-tier aphorism, because it’s 100% true in both the literal and figurative sense

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Aug 10

waking up and getting ready for another day in the onchain trenches be like

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Aug 10

neat to see that the $FWA protocol did more revenue in the past 24H than *checks notes* the entire Ethereum blockchain 😳

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Aug 5

rumor has it uniswap decided to make their new launchpad frog-themed because they heard this frog held his $uni since 2020 and never sold. 🐸

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Aug 3

In 1998, Honduras built a bridge that was engineered to weather any storm. When a Cat5 hurricane hit, the bridge did indeed survive unscathed… but the storm caused the riverbed to shift, and now the immovable bridge spans nothing but dry land. Lesson in there.

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Jul 31

when a crypto startup says they have invented a ground-breaking new protocol that will change how you think about park benches forever

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Jul 31

onchain attention machine go brrrr

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Jul 31

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Jul 31

saturday is a great day for a bonfire don’t you think 🔥🔥🔥

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Jul 31

it was time to set a new recurring bid on the onchain attention machine (join it below!)

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Jul 30

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