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It’s almost $WEDNESDAY

This might seem contradictory, but I assure you it isn’t: AI has extended my work hours by letting me be more present for my family.

Best time in history to do it the hard way.

I have secured my place among the 2525. I am now an Apostle, holding a claim to the The Spirit ($‎REDACTED). Join the Gathering. The Miracle has begun @jesus

I am once again reminding you there is a hard mathematical proof that it is impossible to detect back doors in LLMs. Careful which models you run locally.

Relevant to our interests

My predictions for 2026: 1. SaaS will continue to puke and shart 2. The Bay Area will “vibe grind” itself into cultural irrelevance 3. Aliens™️ 4. Blockchain finally becomes mostly non-financial, in terms of cultural zeitgeist 5. Subway Takes style viral AI persona 6. Widely accept formal definition of consciousness 7. “Definition Markets” as a meta

The world is so crazy right now that Obama said “aliens are real” on the weekend and basically nobody noticed.

I like this social protocol precisely because it wasn’t wildly successful. And so now it has to do something daringly unconventional.

Insane to me that people think binding speech to legal identity corrects behaviour. Have you seen public officials in 2026 speak? Have you sold anything on Facebook Marketplace?

Huge missed opportunity not calling the fork Snadadchain.

The B in nate.b.jones obviously stands for “banger”

Hot take: it’s totally fine shipping AI slop if it gets the job done. Don’t sweat tech debt. The models will be able to fix it soon.

I love how my country makes it impossible to buy Bourbon 365 days a year to try and punish the USA, and then just deep throats enough American imports in one Super Bowl Sunday to completely undo it all.

@neynar what’s my score?

Few

I have a feeling it’s gonna be $WEDNESDAY in the not too distant future.

Not necessarily the case that they’ll stay unemployed, though. Forgot to mention that part. We are entering The Great Fog.

Feel like we’re less than 6 months from the average human experience being mild AI psychosis. Really hope it’s benign.

Gut only: the neynar acquisition actually has me more bullish on Farcaster long term.