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@tryemerge.eth hyperlobsterfy my pfp 🦞

Today I liquidated all my assets. I sold all my stocks in my 401k and all my stocks in both my personal account and my trading account and I've now bought Lobstercoins, I'm now 100% in the only known safe haven. Lobstardio.

Lobstardio (is this anything)

IT WAS A SLOP LOBSTER

no crying in the clawsino

tfw you spent a decade acquiring the hardest most cypherpunk digital asset in existence but forgot to buy lobstercoins

LobsterStrategy, ticker $LOBSTR

$1 signup was probably the most hated part of Farcaster, but I predict we will see more economic friction and proof of work for agents in other systems (along with strong identity).

we are so unbelievably back in range

fanfic, but it's a bash script and also it has all your crypto coins

huge week for those with "lobster mindset"

be very careful with crypto skills. thanks @deployer for good stewardship of a trustworthy repo. we win together. https://opensourcemalware.com/blog/clawdbot-skills-ganked-your-crypto

2 ticks away

Hegel remarks somewhere that all great, world-historical agents occur, as it were, twice. He has forgotten to add: the first time as LARP, the second as tragedy.

lobstercoins will save us

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really adjusting to the extreme U-turn from "totally deterministic smart contract" to "boy I hope Claude reads the right markdown file"