The Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money，she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground，grabbed a kid，took him behind a tree，and told him，“I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying，“I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning，put $10，000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed，a blonde.” The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it t...
The Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money，she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground，grabbed a kid，took him behind a tree，and told him，“I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying，“I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning，put $10，000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed，a blonde.” The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it t...
