Proper Job Placement
Methods from Human Resources...Put 400 bricks in a closed room.Put your new hires in the room and close the door.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
Proper Job Placement
Methods from Human Resources...Put 400 bricks in a closed room.Put your new hires in the room and close the door.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
Palm Sunday
It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm brances. The boy asked what they were for. "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," "Wouldn't you know it?" the boy fumed1. "The one Sunday I don't go He shows up!"
Palm Sunday
It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm brances. The boy asked what they were for. "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," "Wouldn't you know it?" the boy fumed1. "The one Sunday I don't go He shows up!"
Managerial Maintenance
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?"I want a detailed1 memo2 about this issue till tomorrow's morning.""You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!""We haven't got a policy on that.""I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.
Managerial Maintenance
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?"I want a detailed1 memo2 about this issue till tomorrow's morning.""You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!""We haven't got a policy on that.""I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.
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