Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, ‘Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.’ The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ‘Just follow my lead.’ They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, ‘Sor...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, ‘Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.’ The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ‘Just follow my lead.’ They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, ‘Sor...
Doing the right thing
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mum: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Doing the right thing
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mum: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
A panda bear walks into a restaurant
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it.After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, «Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.» The panda says, «Look it up in the dictionary,» and walks out of the door. So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading ‘Panda’. It reads:‘Panda black and white anim...
A panda bear walks into a restaurant
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it.After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, «Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.» The panda says, «Look it up in the dictionary,» and walks out of the door. So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading ‘Panda’. It reads:‘Panda black and white anim...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. «No woman,» said one man, scornfully, «can keep a secret.» «I don’t know about that,» huffily answered a woman guest. «I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.» «You’ll let it out some day,» the man insisted. «I hardly think so!» responded the lady. «When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.»
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. «No woman,» said one man, scornfully, «can keep a secret.» «I don’t know about that,» huffily answered a woman guest. «I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.» «You’ll let it out some day,» the man insisted. «I hardly think so!» responded the lady. «When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.»
An English teacher
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: «woman without her man is nothing». The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: «Woman, without her man, is nothing.» The women wrote: «Woman! Without her, man is nothing.»
An English teacher
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: «woman without her man is nothing». The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: «Woman, without her man, is nothing.» The women wrote: «Woman! Without her, man is nothing.»
