
Some jokes may not funny
What did one hat say to the other? "You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.Why did the tomato go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date!Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.Why did the banana go to the docto...

Some jokes may not funny
What did one hat say to the other? "You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.Why did the tomato go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date!Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.Why did the banana go to the docto...