Where am I?What the hell is going on?I had a little too much fucking to drink, and then I got in a fight with a couple of boys, and I got attacked.Then...How did I end up here?Look outside at those people with high noses and blue eyes and a mouthful of bird talk. Am I dreaming?Or watch a movie?

Dawn felt the back of her head, where it still ached.

***, sneak up on me! Hit me behind me!

He bared his teeth and swore.

As a football fan, he likes to have a drink and watch the game in a crowded place like a bar...In recent days, his favorite team has been on a losing streak.He was in a bad mood was excited by two opposing fans, wine and anger, both sides on the hand, he to two, not afraid.But the other side play Yin, one in front to attract their attention, another secretly around his back to give him a bludger.

Then he opens his eyes to find himself in a noisy environment and is knocked to the ground by a black man.The others spoke in words he could not understand -- he understood every word, every word they said, but he could not make sense of it.He felt as if his brain had been torn, split between those who were familiar with the situation and those who were overwhelmed.

"What's my name?"He muttered to himself, then suddenly covered his mouth.Only then did he realize that he had been speaking the language of birds -- English.

"***, how did this happen?"This time it popped up in his native tongue again.