Ahhhhhh if I get a dollar for every time a man tries to assert his manliness with me, Elon Musk and I for be neighbors...

I'm in the shop because I don't want to be alone at home.

We've been here since 12 noon and I have just been on my phone and headphones all through because, I don't know these people and honestly I'm not interested in making new friends.

A gentleman comes to drink, he buys his drink and meat. He is quiet friendly and we chat for a bit, he's funny too so I laugh at a few of his jokes but then I don't give him a 100% attention.

He gets it, he finishes his drink buys me meat which I gladly accept, thank him and he leaves.

Then there's this alpha male, who thinks he must be obeyed because he is Lord Luggard or something.

My headphones are on, so I don't see him when he comes in or that he has been trying to get my attention.

He sends Samantha to tap me. I look up and he gestures that I should leave my seat and come sit next to him because he "wants to talk to me"

I say, sorry, but where you're sitting is close to the door, it's quite cold today and I'm not wearing socks.

His reply: "you want me to leave my seat and come to you, haba I'm a man now, at least respect that!"

Me: jejely wear my headphones and log in on Facebook to come and gist you people that some people are not normal.

As a man, if your masculinity lies in how often you give out commands, even to people you don't know, you need to check yourself again...

Don't be rude to me and tell me "I'm a man" e go shock you.

What you should be is a human first, have human decency and respect for yourself and others or else I will ignore you like the "P" in pneumonia...

Ahhhhhh if I get a dollar for every time a man tries to assert his manliness with me, Elon Musk and I for be neighbors...

I'm in the shop because I don't want to be alone at home.

We've been here since 12 noon and I have just been on my phone and headphones all through because, I don't know these people and honestly I'm not interested in making new friends.

A gentleman comes to drink, he buys his drink and meat. He is quiet friendly and we chat for a bit, he's funny too so I laugh at a few of his jokes but then I don't give him a 100% attention.

He gets it, he finishes his drink buys me meat which I gladly accept, thank him and he leaves.

Then there's this alpha male, who thinks he must be obeyed because he is Lord Luggard or something.

My headphones are on, so I don't see him when he comes in or that he has been trying to get my attention.

He sends Samantha to tap me. I look up and he gestures that I should leave my seat and come sit next to him because he "wants to talk to me"

I say, sorry, but where you're sitting is close to the door, it's quite cold today and I'm not wearing socks.

His reply: "you want me to leave my seat and come to you, haba I'm a man now, at least respect that!"

Me: jejely wear my headphones and log in on Facebook to come and gist you people that some people are not normal.

As a man, if your masculinity lies in how often you give out commands, even to people you don't know, you need to check yourself again...

Don't be rude to me and tell me "I'm a man" e go shock you.

What you should be is a human first, have human decency and respect for yourself and others or else I will ignore you like the "P" in pneumonia...