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Okay okay…Berachain is accelerating towards Q5, and a new cyberboint organism is about to become existent. But it is a real chain right? I mean two freaking billion united-states dollars in pre-deposit Boyco Vaults for a fake chain launching in Q5?

Once again.. We’re sorry for your loss.


Joining Apiology DAO

As you get closer to joining the harmonic chaos that will thoon reveal itself, you once again study the sacred text of Apiology DAO…

"The Hive exists at the financial core of the Berachain ecosystem, functioning as a 'hive' that bootstraps cultural and financial liquidity."

You’ve seen beras say henlo, and furthermore, ooga booga. You’ve seen rumours of Berachain launching, and maybe you’ve learned a thing or two about bong bear NFTs and their rebases.

But, at some point you also discovered Apiology DAO, a THJ Joint. You realized Apiology meant the scientific study of Honey Bees, acknowledged it and then continued to collect Honey Jars to join some magical internet organization.

Sound about right? 👇🐻

"In this great coalescence, Berachain conjures forth a cult, and at the core of that cult exists a DAO."

You are to become one of the members? You you seek a seat at the table of the organization? Remember, you’re on a chain with a bear on it. Beeple are larping as bears on the internet, and… Apiology DAO? This is what you want? 

You freakin booga bet it is! Time to reveal the secret of Apiology DAO! Here we come frens; ooga booga.

So why do you want to join Apiology DAO?

Apdao allows you to own the bees of production on Berachain and support its entire ecosystem through the governance power granted to you as an Apiology DAO member. Our members will guide streams of honey across Berachain, with some streams becoming rivers as a result of partnerships we create and nurture.

At the launch of Berachain mainnet (we pray this day will come), the new liquidity raining onto the ecosystem is going to torrential. Apiology DAO is going to make it rain.


Existing Apiology DAO partnerships

• 2% of $POLLEN Beraborrow platform fees share.

• 2.5% of initial $RAMEN supply + Ramen’s launchpad revenue share.

• 3.3% of Booga Bera NFTs for voting power + protocol revenue sharing.

• 10% of Goldilend’s interest revenue.

• Significant voting power on Beradrome through $hiBERO allocation.

• 5% perpetual governance in Goldilocks DAO.

• 2.75% of $YEET.

• THJ as well as ApDAO<>Beradrome validator operation rewards

• 10% of Steady Teddys NFTs

These partnerships gib revenue flows to Apiology DAO, and you bera, benefit from these flows thanks to wielded governance power you control as one of our members. As the number of partnerships formed with Apiology DAO grows, so will the streams of honey grow that flow through your influence.


“The deepest power flows through governance itself…”

Through your seat you gain, not just access to revenue streams to partners on Berachain, but also:

• Governance rights across major protocols

• Revenue sharing from treasury activities

• Strategic control over BGT emissions

• Voice in ApiologyDAO's evolution
  
  

“This is no simple membership, it engrains you in Berachain’s destiny.”

As Apiology DAO plays infinite economic games across cyberspace, supporting the flows of honey, and power, throughout a fake chain with a bear on it, the value proposition for a seat at the DAO becomes deeper.

It’s no wonder that HJ Gen 6 is trading above 1 ETH! 

But how do you join Apiology DAO?

Well that’s why you’re here. At some point you discovered Apiology DAO, learned of its secrets and, until now, you’ve been collecting 7 artifacts of power, granting you the right to forge a seat at the DAO, to become an esteemed member.

You do want to join the DAO right?


(Yh but tell us bls.. wots the secret saus, hw to join?)

To enter Apiology DAO you mint (or purchase) one of each 6 generations of Honey Jar NFTs, these 6 artifacts + 1 honeycomb will combine to gib you your seat.

The 6 Generations of Honey Jar each have a different supply, each limited, and each minted through the THJ app. The link to each Honey Jar game is listed below:

Jar Gen 1  |  Beras vs Apes  |  Supply: 10926  |  Chain: Ethereum
https://app.0xhoneyjar.xyz/mint/berasvsapes

Jar Gen 2   |  Miladys and Beras  |  Supply:  |  Chain: Arbitrum
https://app.0xhoneyjar.xyz/mint/miladysandberas

Jar Gen 3   |  Pudgy & Frens  |  Supply: 10089  |  Chain: Zora
https://app.0xhoneyjar.xyz/mint/pudgyfrens

Jar Gen 4   |  Triforce Bees  |  Supply: 9395 |  Chain: Optimism
https://app.0xhoneyjar.xyz/mint/triforcebees

Jar Gen 5   |  Hivelexicon  |  Supply: 8677  |  Chain: Base
https://app.0xhoneyjar.xyz/mint/gen5

Jar Gen 6   |  Colony Triqueta  |  Supply: 5898  |  Chain: Ethereum
https://app.0xhoneyjar.xyz/mint/gen6 (Sold Out)

“Six Honey Jar NFT Generations + One Honeycomb NFT = 1 Apiology Dao Seat”


If the supply of any one of the 6 generations of Honey Jar is fully minted out, you’ll need to acquire one on a secondary market. Trusted, known marketplaces include Magic Eden, Kingdomly and OS.

Here are HJ secondary market links for each generation, taken directly from the THJ app:

1 https://magiceden.io/collections/ethereum/0xa20cf9b0874c3e46b344deaeea9c2e0c3e1db37d
2 https://magiceden.io/collections/arbitrum/0x1b2751328f41d1a0b91f3710edcd33e996591b72
3 https://opensea.io/collection/honeyjar-gen-3
4 https://opensea.io/collection/honeyjar-gen-4
5 https://magiceden.io/collections/base/0xbad7b49d985bbfd3a22706c447fb625a28f048b4
6 https://magiceden.io/collections/ethereum/0x98Dc31A9648F04E23e4E36B0456D1951531C2a05


Just mek sure u r trading the right collections on safu websites beras


Once you’ve done this, once you’ve collected the 7 holy artifacts, and completed the journey you started back when you first discovered Apiology DAO, will you be able to enter the Hive.  

You wanted to go for it all, not just interacting with Berachain as an everyday participant, you also wanted to become part of an effective mycelium network facilitating a cultural, financial and memetic stock exchange across the entire Berachain ecosystem.


Wait! You didn’t forget the honeycomb did you bera…



Initial Entry to Apiology DAO

Okay, okay, lets get down to business.

You want entry to Apiology DAO and you want to be a member, but here’s the deal. There's a limited number of seats, and initial entry will only be possible for a limited time.

You have collected the 7 holy assets haven’t you, bera? You’ll need those for entry…

Beras we hope you’re following closely because here is wot will happen;

- Berachain Q5 will finally arrive (we pray this day will come..)
- Apiology DAO Genesis will begin (we’re sorry for your loss..)

ApDAO Genesis will be a 420-hour-long period

At this moment, members will prepare for the creation of our super shadowy organization. During the 420 hour Apiology DAO genesis you’ll need to:

- Collect (or have collected) 6 HJ + 1 HC
- Bridge NFTs to berachain mainnet (Wheneber Q5 arrives)
- Claim your Apiology DAO seat.

If you’re able to achieve this, you’ll become initiated, as a genesis member of Apiology DAO. Let the 🅱️era 🅱️oly war 🅱️eginneth. Congratulations, and Ooga booga.

This is your moment. You’re literally entering into the living heart of the berachain ecosystem. Some beras build, some make stories, many henlo, and almost all beras ooga booga, but you… your story is about to get large; welcome to the system that generates value flows to both builders and believers.


“Fat Bera Thesis - a system where endogenous protocols generate value that flows to both builders and believers”

(so wots the deal wif the seats? u said there a limited number, gib details)


Seats at Apiology DAO

Okay, okay, so here’s the deal with the seats, remember not every bera will be able to become initiated. Our organization is limited in size, but is significant in its impact and its reach:

Only 5,898 seats will ever exist

3,232 already claimed by those who saw the vision first

- Mijani DAO remains seated (2124 seats)

2,666 seats remain available for public claiming

When 6HJ + 1HC are used to enter Apiology DAO, your seat becomes soulbound. There will be mechanisms for exiting seats, such as an auction house and/or through liquid backing, but each seat is sacred to its holder.


“Each seat becomes soulbound - a honey-oath that cannot be easily sundered. Yet even eternal bonds harbor their mysteries…”

Secrets Revealed

Apiology DAO genesis awaits Q5, and the launch of Berachain…

As the launch approaches for a fake chain with a bear on it, so approaches the formation of the organization and its members. Apiology DAO awaits your entry. As the honey bee, part of a network, supporting an entire ecosystem.


We’re so glad you didn’t forget to buy your Honeycomb bera…

We Love You

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