Hi,
You are a crypto enthusiast. Or somewhat.
You are somewhere in between “ok, crypto is going somewhere” to “Just f*cking buy Bitcoin”.
Some of you just got insulted because BTC is for millennial boomers. You should be on Solana. No, Polygon. No, Luna. No, Fantom. No, Et…
Doesn’t matter. What if you are wrong. What if your trust and confidence gets shattered. What if, regardless of the crypto-tribe you are in, your crypto is going to bite the dust.
ICOs? 90% scammed. They rugged pulled you even before the term “rug pull” was invented.
Security tokens? The real investment bankers realised they didn’t need your crypto nonsense to raise money.
DeFi? The banks will squash you like the flies that you are. What does a centralised bank have that Uniswap doesn’t? A customer service officer you can call to mess her up day just because you couldn’t be bothered to read the online FAQs.
NFT Art? First, it was a kindergarten art class. Then it became a status-strut-fest.
NFT access to a special page/room? What’s so f*cking hard about giving a login name and password.
Play-to-Earn? Guild? Heck, these guilds have earned a f*ck ton of money. But have you ever played Axie Infinity? We’ve played Pokemon for years without a single cent coming out of it. Axie players run the moment AXS crashes. Don’t you see a problem? That it is not a game. It is not fun. It is a hit-and-run.
For a moment there was Pegaxy. And people realised they could just bet on real horses.
Tokenomics? You bet on a bunch of teenagers writing whitepapers about the policies to manage the inflation and deflation of tokens. Yes, we agree it will work. Because capitalism has made all central bank policymakers completely fat and useless. They are just boomers with PhDs in economics. They do their jobs purely to get a fat paycheck and engage in government politics. You know better than them, the world is different now.
Dude. Get a job. Buy a house. Have a kid. Finish your degree. Your boomer parents’ voices been drowned out by the sound of the rocket to the moon?
How did we know you are a dude? Because we advertised this on Porn Sites.
So. Here’s the address to buy our NFTs (See below). 0x17b26e010Ca979A812811cb8ed47C6cbc530B927
We are not going to rug pull you like the others.
We might not even give you an NFT.
Thx.
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POSTSCRIPT: SEND BTC/ETH or whatever coin that turns you on. If you do send us more than 0.015ETH, we might send you an NFT like this:
Sample 1: YES, it would include the word SAMPLE over it. IT IS NOT REAL. NOTHING IS.
Sample 2. Because this is where you will be if you buy our NFTs.
Sample 3. Because this is where NFTs belong anyway. Trash.
You chose this. And walked right into it.