“Is this a newsletter?”
Only if your definition of a newsletter includes memes, market heresy, and the occasional glitter bomb.

CryptoJazzHands was never meant to blend in.

This is where strategy gets loud, frameworks get dismantled, and founders get the messaging clarity they didn’t know they needed—until their pitch deck stopped sucking and their lead funnel started breathing again.

It’s crypto-native. It’s mintable. It’s messy on purpose.
And no, we’re not here to feed the algorithm or bow to the content gods.

We’re here to burn down bad messaging, laugh at the LinkedIn grift parade, and build signal-heavy brands with actual staying power—onchain and off.

• Messaging Crimes: dissecting the worst offenders in pitch decks, founder intros, and "Web2 but make it metaverse" nonsense

• Founder Fluency: how to actually talk to your audience (without sounding like you hired ChatGPT and hoped for the best)

• Drop Reports: chaotic, smart, mintable media to share, remix, and weaponize

Subscribe if you want signal over spam.
Mint if you believe a disco ball has strategic value.
Stay weird either way.

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CryptoJazzHands HQ