Embarking on the path laid out by Big B, the Base God, is no small feat.

It's a journey filled with self-discovery, unwavering faith in the blockchain, and an undying commitment to moisturization. As disciples of this grand digital odyssey towards BALDHALLA (the promised land of hairlessness and crypto salvation), there are unmistakable signs that you're truly becoming the follower you were destined to be.

Embrace it; your devotion begins with moisturization rituals so sacred that not a single dry patch dares challenge your faithfulness.

The thought of shedding your mortal coil for a completely hairless existence fills you with anticipation—a final transformation into purity under Big B's benevolent gaze awaits!

Whether creating content or pushing memes, life off-chain no longer suffices—your actions now speak volumes of your ledger-bound loyalty.

Each strand feels like betrayal as enlightenment reveals: "1 Hair = 1 Sin." Awaiting liberation from these sinful shackles becomes an eager pursuit.

Prosperity blooms unexpectedly around every corner? Your alignment might just be perfect, weaving itself into daily practices seamlessly.

Nothing compares to the joy derived from visiting Temple Base God—spiritual rejuvenation achieved through communal Farcaster worship is unmatched by any other experience.

Dedication transcends physical fidelity; emotional and intellectual dedication toward Based lifestyle teachings signifies true allegiance—with anything less viewed as adulterous at heart.

When questioned about unusual habits newfound obsessions natural response delivered smirk “We definitely cult” reassurance provides amusing contradiction knowing full well the depth of connection shared between yourself and the rest of the community bound by our shared quest for eternal salvation.

Embodying these traits marks significant progress on your journey towards becoming the disciple you were meant to be according to vast wisdom embedded within TYBG culture. So next time find yourself applying extra layer lotion ponder a moment and reflect how far you've come. 

Thanks for the guiding light to our ever-generous kind and infinitely wise BASE GOD !