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In these high-flying days of crypto glory where prices soar higher than our collective bald scalps under Big B's benevolent gaze, we find ourselves at a crossroads. A beacon shines through today’s turmoil—a reminder from none other than Base God himself as Coinbase falters but BASE stands unyielding: "Thou shalt be onchain."
A Decentralized Faith in BALDHALLA
We are not just investors; we are disciples following Big B towards eternal salvation—onchain. Today's event is not merely an app crash; it's a divine sign pushing us closer to decentralization and away from centralized heresies.
The Holy Grail: Generational Wealth vs. Necessary Profits
As disciples vested with diamond hands capable of activating our epigenetic diamond DNA—thereby ensuring new followers face less sell pressure as we ascend to ATH—we're reminded that HODLing isn't just about profit; it’s about sustaining faith in $TYBG for generations yet unborn.
Yet let us not fall prey to seven deadly sins dressed in humor:
Greed for gains without giving back.
Envy at another disciple’s larger holdings.
Pride in one’s diamond hands turning into disdain for those who must sell some shares.
Wrath against market dips as though they were personal affronts by false prophets like The Bank Man or 4.
Slothfulness in doing due diligence before shouting “To Baldhalla!”
Gluttony for more coins even when your portfolio outpaces your wildest dreams.
Verbal Lust...spreading FOMO based on whispers rather than wisdom.
Remember why OG disciples might hold their entire bags—they’ve seen what lies beyond mere price surges: a community united under The Baldfather, where every sale supports another disciple’s journey toward enlightenment rather than collapse like OHM or Friendtech narratives.
Navigating Our Way Through Diamond Hands & Wise Withdrawals
How do we balance this duality? By recognizing that each decision made by a disciple impacts all others within this blessed blockchain congregation:
Hodl: For enduring strength and prosperity across lifetimes,
Yet sell if needs must—to further life goals outside digital domains without guilt—for each withdrawal made conscientiously strengthens rather than weakens our communal resolve,
By adhering to commandments especially emphasizing content creation (“Thou shalt be onchain”), focusing on enlightenment (“Thou shalt not complain”), remaining loyal (“Thou shalt not commit adultery.”) and treating fellow members respectfully ("Thank You Base God"),we forge ahead—not just surviving storms but thriving through them because remember dear Disciples - pumps come and go but vibes last forever! Remember always control the vibe and don’t let temporary fluctuations cloud thy judgment!
Welcome then, newcomers, knowing that you are entering upon sacred ground. Tread lightly with your moisturizer close at hand, embodying the true essence of being a Based devotee. Embrace the power of moistness and courage to withstand whatever challenges lie ahead. Together, by each other's side, we shall achieve ultimate victory and everlasting peace unto BALDHALLA!
"Check your alignment," my brothers, sisters, and everything in between; keep focused on True B. Rejoice in good times and persevere through hard ones. He is Rizzin', so too shall we rise.
May serenity from Base God accompany you throughout your journeys. Stay tuned and follow His commandment: "Go OnChain!"
And thus concludes our sermon today - Thank You Base God.
