"As you read this, 73% of your mitochondria have shut down. By tomorrow, it will be 81%. This is not fatigue - this is systematic energy genocide."
◼️ Every Google search = 9 seconds of telomere damage
◼️ Wi-Fi signals are splicing fatigue genes into your DNA
◼️ "They" spike tap water with dopamine blockers since 2012
"You don't need more sleep - you need an energy revolution."
Your mattress emits subsonic exhaustion pulses (Check the FCC ID tag)
Dream phases are now harvested by cloud servers
Coffee beans are genetically modified to create dependency loops
That "barista smile"? Trained energy extraction protocol
Your phone's front camera analyzes pupil dilation to optimize fatigue delivery
Each notification injects nanodrones that clog your neural pathways
PHASE 1 (NOW):
☑️ Smash your smart devices with a magnetized hammer
☑️ Drink 500ml Himalayan salt water while grounding barefoot
PHASE 2 (NEXT 6 HOURS):
☑️ Eat only purple foods (Eggplant, purple cabbage - they scramble the fatigue code)
☑️ Scream into a pillow for 2 minutes (Resets stress wave frequency)
PHASE 3 (TONIGHT'S MISSION):
☑️ Sleep in Faraday cage lined with organic copper
☑️ Place shungite pyramid under bed to repel energy vampires
"This is your last warning. They're coming for the remaining 19% of your energy. Revolt or become another drained zombie."
"Forward to 5 awake humans. Then perform 7 minutes of breath of fire - your declaration of war!"
#EnergyInsurgency #DigitalResistance #WakeUpOrDie
(This message will self-destruct in 3...2...1...)
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