Growing up in Australia I had a psychopathic primary school teacher named Mr. Caley. He enjoyed slamming a wooden T-square on your desk if you got an answer wrong in math. He scared not only the bejesus out of me but any aptitude I may’ve had for math.

In those days the whole class would have to repeat multiplication tables by rote in our sing song voices:

“5 sixes are 30

6 sixes are 36

7 sixes are 42”

until the kangaroos came home. I can still recite them but they were useless in real life. Now days that kind of indoctrination would be considered child abuse.

So as a result of being psychologically crippled by Mr. Caley and those multiplication tables I don’t keep a spreadsheet of my crypto investments. I know I’m crazy but I just go by my probiotically enhanced gut.

1.) There are currently 3,937 apps on my smartphone which are mining crypto currencies 24/7. Hi, Bee, Coin, Sperax, GeoCash to name a few and links are below.

2.) There are 3 Mxc miners are sitting in my New York City apartment windows generating MXC, DHX and BTC tokens 24/7. In 3 months I’ve earned $3,450 worth of tokens. They cost about $3,299 each on Amazon or about $2,782 with this discount code on Matchx in Europe.

3.) Every DAO known to humankind has some of my $$$.

4.) In November I invested 585 Euros (approx $670.76) in Yield Nodes and so far it has generated 51.01 Euros (approx $58.40) as my ROI.

But I’m still a newbie and while I wait for my DeFi fortunes to arrive these smartphone apps are earning me crypto 24/7:

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